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Keeping up with the Kardashains

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Possibly the only member of the Kardashian tribe with a smidgen of conscience left in his very troubled soul, Rob Kardashian recently publicly slammed his sister Kim – admittedly, in a very strange and unhinged way. He posted an Instagram photo of Rosamund Pike’s blood-spattered “Amy” from Gone Girl, captioning it: “This is my sister kim, the bitch from Gone Girl.” 

This post came after a Keeping Up with the Kardashians scene aired in which Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian discuss Rob’s very public problems. Kim commented that Rob just needed to “get out of his funk.” Us Weekly reports an insider saying Rob basically feels Kim is two-faced. “His post was about how she seems caring in public, but he feels ignored,” says the source. 

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The Kardashain/Jenner family is known for living their entire lives in front of the E!’s cameras for their reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and when they aren’t being filmed, they are supplementing their need for attention with a constant barrage of Instagram posts. I’d say Kim Kardashian is the worst offender of the bunch, but perhaps she’s just trying to make up for brother Rob’s absence on social media. She may want to rethink that…

Rob, the only male offspring of Kris Jenner, used to be a fixture in the reality realm like his sisters. He relished in his friendships with Lamar Odom and Scott Disick, and he was especially close to sister Khloe. However, after gaining a lot of weight and rumors of addiction, Rob decided to take a hiatus from reality and his family. He was notoriously absent from Kim’s over-the-top wedding to Kanye West, and she has been less than supportive of his struggles.

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Because we live in an unfair, shallow world where Kardashians keep making money, Kendall & Kylie Jenner are experiencing more business growth – for merely existing, I guess –  while mom Kris Jenner is not having a problem finding single young men to date her in the wake of her separation from husband Bruce. Ugh!

Just months after big sister Kim’s mobile app, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood Universe, was released to 12 year old boys everywhere, Kendall & Kylie have announced that they too will be joining the universe Glu Mobile where you can “Create your own aspiring celebrity and rise to fame and fortune!” (according to the itunes product description). 

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Scott Disick

The Douche Lord has spoken, and He sayeth the way to sobriety is through eating herbs. Yes, herbs. Sort of.  Scott Disick is checking into Rythmia Life Advancement Center in Costa Rica today for another stint in rehab. Not just any old rehab, but a rehab that promises sober living by asking its patients to ingest the African psychedelic shrub Iboga “to send patients on a vision quest,” according to TMZ. 

TMZ reports that Scott Disick had one hot mess of a weekend in Atlantic City, where he did…you know…what Scott does best: multiple tequila shots, a bit of stumbling around without shoes in public, and eventually going missing from his room at 5am. In a press release Scott said, “I realize my issues are bigger than me and I’m ready to truly remedy this struggle I continue to battle.” 

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Scott Disick

All hail Lord Douche-ick Disick! It’s hard being royalty, especially when the United States’ version of royalty is over-paid, under-educated, over-exposed reality personalities who are famous because someone who is related to someone they once or thrice procreated with was tee-tee’d on (I’m old and Southern, sue me for not being cruder..in this instance at least!) for a multi-gajillion dollar sex tape. Such are the conundrums of Scott Disick.

Sure, the reality star is NOW famous (for lack of a better word) in his own right. He’s got three kids with family kash kow Kim Kardashian’s sister Kourtney, and the pair have a slew of spin-offs under their over-priced (but kind of classless) belts. But let’s be honest, Scott’s infamy is a product of his entitled behavior and penchant for booze and pills (allegedly). Plus, he’s a Lord, y’all, and he does what Lords do, like shattering mirrors in drunken rages, hating on his girlfriend’s family (warranted, so he’ll get a pass), and shoving dollar bills into the mouths of waiters who fail to cater to his every gross whim. Klassy!

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 Kris Jenner

You know, a lot of times I’ll read reality star gossip, and I think, “That is way too far fetched to be true.” However, whenever I read the most ridiculous stories about the Kardashians, I tend to believe them…the more unbelievable the better. This post is no exception. We’ve got Kris Jenner thinking she’s the bees knees (shocking, I know), as well as daughter Kylie getting tongues wagging for something other than overly plumped lips.

Kris is ready to stop being a pimp momager. Instead she believes she’s a celebrity in her own right. And why shouldn’t she? She’s gotten almost all of her daughters to a place where they are comfortable fame whoring on their own. She’s done her job, and it’s time for her to enjoy the fruits of her labor. And speaking of labor…we’ll get to that in a moment!

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Love & Hip Hop Atlanta

This week’s reality TV viewer numbers: the season finale of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta attracted a whopping 3.904 million fans, bringing its season average to 3.493 million. Real Housewives of Orange County remained Bravo’s current highest rated show after 2.027 million watched the explosive season finale.

Good News: the premiere of Atlanta Exes garnered 2.275 million viewers and 1.678 million stuck around for round two. A Sunday showing of Don’t Be Tardy logged 1.283 million viewers. 

Steady News: 2.433 million saw a huge fuss over Khloe on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, 1.673 million sat through a rough competition on Dance Moms, and 1.810 million watched Jenelle file for divorce on Teen Mom 2. Nearly one million watched the season premiere of Million Dollar Listing LA.

Bad News: Real Housewives of New Jersey had a great fall – down to 1.717 million – and all the garbage and all the cannolis couldn’t put Real Housewives of New Jersey together again.

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This week’s reality TV viewer numbers are in – and the Real Housewives of Orange County have two reasons to celebrate this week. Real Housewives of Orange County attracted over two million viewers for the first time this season, with 2.032 million tuning in to see Lizzie call out Tamra, and RHOC was the highest rated show currently airing on Bravo for two weeks in a row now.

Real Housewives of New Jersey saw a small but much needed increase in viewership, with 2.007 million watching to see how the terrible first responder’s party ended. RHOC‘s rising ratings pushed RHONJ into the #2 spot on Bravo’s lineup. The third and final part of the Real Housewives of New York reunion garnered 1.305 million viewers, bringing its season average to 1.291 million.

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