On last night’s Real Housewives Of Orange County it was a reversal of the status quo. The Tres Amiga’s took their party hats off to stay home in pant hose. Gina Kirschencasita celebrated her 34th birthday with a depressing party filled with tarnished sequins.
Gina is officially moving into the casita when Matt Kirschenheiter visits their kids. This makes it, like, for real you guys. It’s time for her to grow up and, like, look at the like bank statements for the first time in her entire life. Kelly Dodd, Gina’s divorce guru, helps her cart baskets full of HomeGoods throw pillows and cheap blankets to the part-time living arrangement. It’s sort of like moving into a college dorm!
Why is it never recorded when Housewives from different shows hang out? The cast crossover would make for such a great show. No, I do not think there are “too many” Real Housewives shows. I would never ever think that. The more Housewives, the better.
Even though my ideal spin-off show does not exist, the Housewives do take lots of photos and videos when they get together. It is almost like we are watching an all stars edition of Real Housewives. No need to look through everyone’s accounts though. All the photos are in this week’s Instagram Roundup.
Tamra has told every cast member this season that Shannon is self-involved, doesn’t give her enough as a friend, and did not check in when her husband was in the hospital. Now she’s throwing Gina under the bus for repeating her own words. Did Gina Kirschenheiter steal Tamra Judge’s crown as the pot stirrer of Orange County? Or is she simply just keeping it real?
During the last episode of Real Housewives of Orange County, Gina went to Shannon Beador, while Shannon was recovering from plastic surgery, to let her know what Tamra Judge said behind her back. That definitely wasn’t the best timing. Not only that, but Gina went to bat for Tamra during the cast trip in Jamaica when she called out Shannon for being a “bad friend” to Tamra. Whose side is she on? It’s a little confusing, but Vicki is convinced that Gina is #TeamGina, meaning that she is just looking out for her (possible) future as a Real Housewife.
Ugh, I am tired of talking about Shannon Beador! It’s literally the only topic of conversation on Real Housewives Of Orange County and to be honest, Shannon and her histrionic meltdowns are just not that exciting after 4 seasons of watching them. The other big thing that happened was that Vicki Gunvalson altered her face again, so woohoo! At this point how does TSA even verify her identity???
This time Vicki is having her jaw lifted so she doesn’t have saggy chinskin being that she’s in denial about looking like the grandmother she is. And also because according to Gina KirschenDOstopspeaking the second you walk through the gates of Coto you sign your life away to Botox. And probably Vicki has done so much of it, she’s now immune.
Nevertheless, Emily jumped in to defend her man and told Kellyshe would “kill her.” Other than that, Emily doesn’t really have a ton of drama to resolve with other cast members during the Season 13 reunion. Or at least that’s what it seems like based on the episodes up until this point.