Ah, memories. I know there are some hard feelings about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Even Lisa Vanderpump haters were quietly appalled at how things went down last season. It seemed to last forever. We watched in fascination when Kyle Richards challenged Lisa and Ken Todd on their home turf. #goodbyekyle Our jaws dropped as Lisa played her last game of chess and quit. We were told of evil lies and betrayal, but got hung out to dry with no answers or confirmations.
To be blunt, the season was a wash. Fans began to side-eye the all-consuming dog drama and slowly discovered what the players were really hiding. Many viewers found the one saving grace was Camille Grammer Meyer. She rebelled against the #puppygate scandal and did not hesitate to call people out. She pulled certain cast members from their delusion cocoons. She also famously
spoke for all of us advised Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave to “shut it down” when Teddi attempted to speak during the finale party. After a turbulent appearance on the reunion, all of a sudden Camille was gone. As the last hope for anarchy in Beverly Hills faded, the rumor mill started pumping. Bravo doesn’t want Real Housewives of Dullsville! When all else fails, you know what to do! Call Camille Donatacci Grammer Meyer 007.
Do you watch Bravo and wish that you could hang out with Lisa Vanderpump? Imagine getting life advice from LVP like the Vanderpump Rules cast has throughout the years. How cool would it be to attend one of her lavish parties that were featured on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Wouldn’t it be rewarding to get involved with the many charity causes that she is involved in?
If all of that interests you, then you’re in luck. There’s actually a chance that you can hang with Lisa and her husband Ken Todd in Los Angeles for a whole weekend. That’s right: an entire weekend.
I don’t know what it is, but reality TV is a relationship killer. For every wedding
paid by Bravo, there are just as many divorces and break ups. And it’s never pretty. Just look at Real Housewives of Orange County’s Gina Kirschenheiter and Shannon Beador.
And unfortunately, that bad luck continues even if they are no longer on reality TV. The latest casualty is Shahs of Sunset alum Lilly Ghalichi. Hey, not everyone can be like Vanderpump Rules stars Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd. #relationshipgoals
OH DORIT! We’re gathered here today, not to mourn, but to celebrate what once was. Dorit Kemsley fell into our laps on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills amid a flurry of strange accents and purchased hair. Dorit and husband PK wowed viewers with their fancy cars and upscale home. Their flashy European lifestyle and famous
30 years ago houseguests gave fans a glimpse into their jetset existence. Friends of legitimately rich Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd, the couple threw lavish parties, had designer wardrobes, and shared lessons in stirring the pot.
Then things got kind of sketchy. A slight hum on the rumor mill about the state of PK’s checkbook turned into a roar once his debt reached the million dollar mark. Gasp! How could this be? Dorit drives a rose-gold Bentley! As fear turned to reality, Dorit and PK did the only thing they could to throw the media off the scent of their
negative account balance financial issues. Let’s replace one scandal with an even bigger scandal! Legend has it, this is how #puppygate was born… And now, despite the denials and facade… The hours of deflecting and legal bills increasing… Now we’ve reached the denouement. Friends, it’s with a heavy heart I give you this news. Dorit and PK, once the flashiest new additions to the RHOBH family, did not actually purchase their new house. Let’s bow our heads and chuckle to ourselves offer thoughts and prayers.
These are the best days of our lives! Vanderpump Rules stars Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix have been living the dream. The couple recently purchased a home for a modest $2 million, showing us that reality TV bartending pays off! We also watched last season as Tom became a junior partner with Tom Schwartz in Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd’s bar TomTom. The Toms, of course, arrived in style to the opening in a his and his motorcycle/sidecar. And we watched again as Tom and Ariana defended each other with love and ease against outside forces.
Needless to say, this couple is goals. Sure, they have their differences, but a lot of them aren’t really anyone’s business. Tom and Ariana always seem to be able to communicate through them. Pump Rules fans know that one such issue was that Ariana wanted to publish a cocktail book on her own – so she could have something for herself. (Preach!) The couple has since compromised on the issue, and now that cocktail book has a release date!
Gather round, the New Queen has spoken! On the heels of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Blame Lisa Part VII, Kyle Richards was having itchy typing fingers. She was bound to respond after Lisa Vanderpump’s husband unleashed his wrath on Twitter last week. Ken Todd shared his thoughts about the remaining Housewives and didn’t mince words. After the second episode of the reunion aired last night, Kyle had a
meltdown few words of her own to share.
Andy Cohen did us a solid and went digging for dirt. Legal dirt, that was kept from viewers all season. What’s more interesting than 839 shows about Dorit Kemsley ditching a dog? Perhaps Dorit and PK Kemsley’s financial issues? Maybe Mauricio Umansky being investigated for alleged fraud? Anything but the revolving door of accusations against LVP. Thankfully, we have Kyle to break it all down for us and explain to the masses, what reality television is all about.
Ken Todd is ride or die. In a reality television world where husbands cheat, allegedly lie about business ventures, or remain completely disconnected, Ken presents as none of those things. He has been married to former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, Lisa Vanderpump for over 30 years. During her tenure, Lisa found herself in hot water several times with fellow cast members. Always by her side is Ken, holding Giggy – or maybe Giggy is holding Ken. Either way, this is a man who is loyal to his mate.
Ken usually assumes a reserved manner, but don’t get on his bad side. We’ve seen examples of Ken’s loyalty to Lisa flair up over time. He wished Cedric Martinez to the cornfield after he bashed the Todd family. We never heard from him again. Brandi Glanville slapped Lisa across the cheek once. Ken and Lisa said buh-bye to that friendship. Suffice to say, if you go to war with Lisa, you go to war with Ken. After a disastrous Season 9 of unconfirmed rumors, accusations, and family tragedy,Ken has some
parting shots words for the ladies who went after his wife. One thing is certain, Lisa may be the star, but nobody puts Baby Ken in a corner.
Season 9 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was all about “puppy gate” and it’s fall-out. I cannot believe that I am still writing about Dorit Kemsley’s botched puppy adoption. Dorit should have returned the puppy to Vanderpump Dogs, but instead re-homed Lucy Lucy Apple Juice. The pup ended up in a shelter. All because Dorit didn’t
read abide by the adoption contract. Thanks a bunch, Dorit! A tabloid ran with the story, and the Beverly Hills Housewives decided that Lisa Vanderpump leaked the information about Dorit’s misdeed.
Kyle Richards confronted her long-time bestie and accused Lisa of lying when she denied talking to the tabloid. The confrontation was brutal and hard to watch. Lisa’s enraged husband, Ken Todd, ordered Kyle out of idyllic Villa Rosa. And just like that, the friendship between Kyle and Lisa was done.