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Last night on Floribama Shore, the Butts’ came to town! Codi Butts’ family, that is.  I wonder how a family gathering will work out with the feud between Nilsa Prowant and Kortni GilsonWill Nilsa be able to forgive Kortni for slamming a door into her nose? Or will she continue to milk this injury for more attention? Either way, I am ready to see how all of this drama unfolds. Let’s just hope Codi’s mom and dad are not caught in the crossfire!

The group wakes up to their last morning in Cabo. The guys discuss nosegate and whether it was done on purpose. I don’t think it was done on purpose, but I definitely think Kortni didn’t care that it happened. Kortni gives her side to Gus Smyrnios and hopes after they get home everyone will be able to move forward. Nilsa is totally playing up her injury and being completely extra. Can someone say “attention seeker”?  But hey, if someone hit me in my nose and laughed about it, I would be angry as well. In the cab with the girls, Kortni attempts to extend an olive branch and ease the tension. Nilsa does not want to hear what she has to say. She is still angry and clearly not ready to let it go.

Floribama Shore: The Show You Need To Watch List

Back in 2009, MTV introduced the world to a group of spray tanned, gym loving individuals known as the Jersey Shore.  Love them or hate them you couldn’t deny they were a cultural phenomenon.

In 2017, after the end of Jersey Shore in 2012, MTV premiered Floribama Shore. Although, it may not have taken the world by storm like it’s predecessor that does not mean it should be cast aside.  Here are some of the reasons why Floribama Shore should definitely be added to your watch list.

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This week on Floribama Shore, the drama with the Gus Smynios and Nilsa Prowant reaches a head…literally. Nilsa approaches Kortni Gilson about breaking girl code and the drama ensues. Why oh why can’t these two either go their separate ways? Or just spare us the clingy dramatics. The hunch punch could not have been that great, if this is still an issue. Meanwhile, Gus’ self-esteem is through the roof from all of the attention. SMH!

The death defying fun continues at Wild Canyon adventures. Everyone cheers on Candace Rice and Aimee Hall from a distance as they contemplate their lives, as they decide swing into open air. They screamed and cried, but were able to conquer their fears. Gus checks on Nilsa, who has missed all of the fun due to her motion sickness earlier. Kirk Medas and Nilsa are hanging out at the hotel, when she reveals how her feelings are hurt by Kortni and Gus constantly cuddling. My feelings probably would be more hurt over Gus sleeping with another woman 24 hours after me. Not, him sleeping in the bed with someone who calls themselves a giraffe.

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This week on Floribama Shore, the group is still in Cabo, Mexico and Gus Smynios and Nilsa Prowant are still entertaining the one night stand from hell. Honestly, I have never seen such an apparent bad decision, last for so long. Plot twist… Instead of a lover’s quarrel, there may be a love triangle brewing with roommate Kortni Gilson. Is there no one else in Floribama Shore to cuddle with besides Gus?

The Floribama Shore cast heads out to a club for the night. Kortni meets a new victim guy to dance and have fun with. Gus sees a girl he saw earlier in the trip and proceeds to flirt with her. Of course, he makes Nilsa jealous all at the same time. Nilsa sees her stand in prop the guy from the twerk competition and tries to flirt with him as a distraction. Ughhh…. Can we just stop with this never ending story?  She would you stop chasing Sonic the Hedgehog Gus? He isn’t worth your pretty or your time. After he slept with that random (in grey sweat pants) a day after you, I wouldn’t have given him a second glance, let alone the satisfaction of believing he could to continue to play me.

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This week on Floribama Shore, the gang hits the streets of Cabo, Mexico! With the combination of drama from Gus Smyrnios and Nilsa Prowant’s short lived affair, and Jeremiah Buoni shading Kortni Gilson after she professed her love for him.  This is sure to be interesting! Will Nilsa get her groove back in Cabo, or will she revert back to her stalking ways?

Its 3am and the gang is up and ready for their trip to Cabo. Everyone is excited except Krazi Kortni, who is in a bad mood. She claims she isn’t excited because Mexico is dangerous. I don’t think it’s anymore dangerous than her ex, Logan who stalked her and her family. Despite all of that, she didn’t seem that afraid of him. On the ride to the airport, she informs the girls, she hopes she isn’t sitting next to Jeremiah. Lately, he has been acting differently towards her and even called her a b**ch. The only two people who seem not to have any real drama in the house are Kirk Medas and Candace Rice.

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Get ready for your dose of trash TV! Floribama Shore is like junk food. You know it’s not healthy or good for you, but it’s so satisfying at times. This week’s episode, we get to see what happens the morning after when Gus Smyrnios hooks up with a random. If you ask me, he brought the drama on himself. Who attempts a friend with benefits relationship with a stage 5 clinger you are stuck living with all summer?

Gus complains about the lack of privacy and how he feels like he is doing a walk of shame. Yet he proceeds to make his one night stand breakfast before giving her the boot. Rather than a walk of shame, it seems as if he is leading a parade. He clearly wants everyone to know this girl stayed the night with him. If not everyone, he is clearly sending a message to one person in particular, Nilsa Prowant.

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This week’s episode of Floribama Shore gives us all the drama we expect from reality TV. On this episode, Gus Smyrmios continues to lead Nilsa Prowant on with the guise of this friends with benefits attempt that he knows she can’t handle. He even brings a girl back to the house. He has to know that Nilsa will go absolutely nuts. Everyone in that house knows that Nilsa is super sensitive and has the capability to explode. Nonetheless, I am down to see how this shit show unfolds.

During the last episode, Gus and Nilsa finally hooked up after flirting since the first season. Nilsa goes downstairs with the girls to discuss her big night and is rocking a thick scarf. Turns out Gus gave Nilsa multiple hickeys to mark his territory. Gus claims he is only a man and is weak. Nilsa proceeds to giddily tell the entire house she had “hunch punch” last night, as if she is okay with this friends with benefits situation.

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Floribama Shore is back from break and it didn’t disappoint with this week’s 2-hour premiere episode. I guess MTV decided to ramp up the drama times ten for this alcohol-fueled premiere. On their first night back in Panama City, Kortni Gilson’s crazy ex-boyfriend, Logan Fairbanks shows up at the club in a meth induced rage and a fight breaks out. The guys end up jumping fighting Logan after he angrily approached Jeremiah Buoni and his pink man romper and subsequently ends up running from the club.