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Kyle Richards

Kyle Richards

Congratulations Camille Grammer – you’ve officially broken free of Kelsey and restarted your life with a new man by getting married on last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Gorgeous wedding! Too bad you dragged your way back Kelsey personality along with you for the ride in the clown car to David C. Meyer.

Oh, a lie detector test. Is that what we’re doing now instead of printing out 99 point font textestessss to prove our innocence? I feel like I need to write this portion of the recap in Comic Sans font, because surely this must be some British Humor! Now I’m still team Lisa Vanderpump, but lady – I cannot sit back and allow John Sessa to carry the Pom-Shield and become the defacto Kyle Richards: professional sidekick, stand-in kitchen remodel viewer, and mouthpiece of menace. John Sessa (and his barely buttoned shirt) needs to stick to training puppies to bite PK and leave the Housewives stuff to the big dogs. 

Kyle Richards & Camille Grammer

Tonight the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills travel to Hawaii to celebrate Camille Grammer‘s marriage. For an episode about Camille’s wedding, Kyle Richards is sure getting a lot of attention. Unfortunately.

Lisa Rinna and Dorit Kemsley are dateless and have only each other to worry about. Which is probably a welcome reprieve! Meanwhile, Kyle is stuck babysitting Mauricio Umansky. Since she doesn’t have any of her daughters to hover over Kyle probably loves this. And basking in the sun and the booze certainly brings out the Maurice in Mauricio!

Andy Cohen Dishes On Which Vanderpump Rules Cast Member He Trusts To Babysit His Son

Bravo’s most popular executive, Andy Cohen, recently had a baby boy this year. The initial news was a surprise to everyone. Especially to the OG housewives, Kyle Richards, NeNe Leakes, Teresa Giudice, Ramona Singer, and Vicki Gunvalson who were in attendance when Andy dropped the bombshell he was having a baby in just six weeks on Watch What Happens Live. 

Kyle immediately threw an epic baby shower with almost all of the Real Housewives in attendance. Shortly after, little Benjamin Allen Cohen was born. Since then, Andy has been out and about with the baby, even flying with him on planes. It seems to me he would eventually need a babysitter. Someone from the cast of Vanderpump Rules seems like a good idea, no?

RHOP Michael Darby Real Housewives Of Potomac

Candiace Dillard’s fabulous Real Housewives of Potomac wedding aired last week, but it’s time to move on. There’s plenty of drama on the horizon, and this week is Katie Rost’s return! Katie back in the fold assures viewers they are in for some crazy situations. Also, we get to see the next chapter in the never-ending Gizelle Bryant/Karen Huger frenemy saga.

Michael Darby’s sexual comments toward men will likely play a big part in the episode. His marriage with Ashley Darby is always clouded in mystery. Nobody knows what’s real with the two of them. The upcoming scandal is going to be very telling when it comes to the legitimacy of their relationship. I guess we’ll see!

Camille Grammer - Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Last night the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills paid homage to the great legend herself, Erika Jayne, but the true legend they ought to be bowing to is Camille Grammer, returneth to us in her splendorous season 1 form.

Now that Lisa Vanderpump has removed herself from the scene, what is Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave supposed to do but focus all her obsessive energies onto exposing the truth about Camille? Camille, as we know will rise to that occasion, rather flightily and airily, but with needle-prick jabs that hit all the right pressure points. Like acupuncture for your insecurities. 

Kyle Richards

A puppy managed to undo one of the most solid friendships on the Real Housewives of Beverly HillsKyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump’s friendship imploded after an infamous showdown over planted tabloid stories. An explosive episode followed by one where Camille Grammer, a former dental hygienist, made fun of LVP’s teeth and breath with fellow cast members.

It’s hardly a surprise that Lisa ditched filming with the cast after that.  Although LVP did break her silence on social media to say that she’d rather work with pigs than her fellow Housewives. Time will tell if the rest of the season is watchable without LVP.  

Teddi Mellencamp & Camille Grammer

It seems like Camille Grammer did everything she could to get a full-time spot on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. However, she did not secure that diamond. The only thing she has right now is a raging feud with Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave.

The tension between Teddi and Camille was high during the RHOBH camping trip and it spilled over onto Twitter.

Erika Girardi

Erika Jayne has been able to pull off something of a Housewife miracle. Now in her fourth season on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Erika has managed, for the most part, to keep her personal life private. Most other ladies will share anything to get screen time-like the always attention seeking Lisa Rinna. And this season’s Queen of the Overshare, newbie Denise Richards, who has revealed more about her sex life then we would ever want to know!

Erika, however, keeps things much closer to the vest. An occasional cameo with hubby Tom Girardi here, a comment about her son there-is about all we get from her on the show. Sure, Erika slips once in a while and reminds us that she has a Disney villainess epic temper-and a very fragile ego. And she loves to promote her concert tours with endless rehearsal scenes. But, I keep asking myself, who is this woman? What do we really know about her?