Things are happening on Vanderpump Rules. Dramatic things! Jax Taylor turned 40. We do not need to celebrate any more milestones for him though. Raquel Leviss is suddenly finding herself included in things. I can’t tell if that’s because Kristen Doute is finally finding herself EXcluded for not making Carter her official ex, or if it’s because Lala Kent wants to eviscerate Raquel in public. Or because James Kennedy has finally sobered up and everyone wants to experience the potential shit-show that is Sober James?
Lisa Vanderpump meets Ariana Madix for a little horseplay. Lisa has taught her horse to talk, likes to make-out with him, and can conjure his wiener on demand. Lisa is one step away from Carole Baskin, and Ken better watch out before he finds himself fed to a pen full of tiny ponies. You know Lisa’s next wedding will feature a slavish weirdo wearing a pink tasseled horse saddle while she holds him by the literal reigns.
(Please watch Tiger King. I will be recapping a couple episodes, and we need to discuss.)
Even though Brandi Glanville isn’t a full-time cast member and Denise Richards is still a relatively new cast member on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the most-talked-about story going into Season 10 is the rumor that Denise and Brandi had a sexual relationship. Brandi insists that it’s true. Meanwhile, Denise firmly denied the claim through her representative.
In addition to these hookup allegations, rumors are swirling that Denise is on the outs with the rest of the cast members. At first, she just seemed too busy with her
made-for-TV movies “busy acting career.” Then, it was reported that Brandi showed the RHOBH ladies messages from Denise talking behind their backs. This really doesn’t sound like a huge deal since they’re basically all paid to talk behind each other’s backs, but here we are. Denise and Brandi are both allegedly outsiders among the RHOBH ladies.
We celebrated Tom Sandoval‘s birthday on last night’s Vanderpump Rules and the theme was being extra. As if this group even has to try! Hey, at least it wasn’t more wedding nonsense.
Ugh – every time I reach a place where I kinda like Lala Kent, she goes and acts like a horrific ego-consuming monster whose such a bitch that I’m right back to wanting to smash cupcakes in her face. Super fattening, gluten-y, sugary cupcakes. Lala is a wench. A worse wench than Stassi Schroeder ever was in her Stasstrocious heyday. Lala is Jax Taylor bad. She’s also a dry drunk. Someone who has treated the symptom, not the disease. Lala reminds me of Kim Richards, formerly of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, now of never-to-be-published salacious memoir because Kyle Richards will tie your ass up in cord for ad infinitum. Which is also how long it will take Lala to realize that she’s a horrible human being who is still secretly in love with James Kennedy.
Anyway, these are my preliminary thoughts on last night’s Vanderpump Rules.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Denise Richards has been involved in non-stop drama while filming Season 10. Denise denied rumors that she had a sexual encounter with Brandi Glanville, who is returning this season to help spice up the show.
The other Beverly Hills Housewives were upset that Denise missed filming because of her busy career. Denise was a no-show for the RHOBH Season 10 finale, and that is a big no-no. Maybe Denise is pulling a Lisa Vanderpump, and she will skip the reunion.
Wasn’t it fun to see the upcoming trailer for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Last season was tough going and I am cautiously optimistic after seeing the new trailer. From the clips shown, it looks like Denise Richards will be taking the Lisa Vanderpump role of cast outcast. For better or worse, we will also get sprinklings of Brandi Glanville and Kim Richards. Light sprinklings will suffice, thank you!
At the center of the new trailer is a Housewives staple, a cast session with a medium. We all know that nothing good can come from such a gathering, and this season seems to be no exception. Camille Grammer’s epic Season 1 dinner party from hell with medium Allison DuBois is sure to be compared to the Season 10 gathering. So how does Camille, who is returning for Season 10, feel about the new medium episode? Did you ever doubt she would have an opinion?
Camille Grammer isn’t exactly my favorite housewife. Despite being a pot-stirring “friend of” last season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, I’m tired of her always playing the victim and accusing everyone of attacking her. Sure, I don’t mind that she called out Dorit Kemsley and husband PK Kemsley for owing people money. But true to form, she padded that attempted take down in by telling us that she was forced to buy Burberry on consignment after losing her house in the California wildfires. The horror people, the horror. As much as I felt sorry for her losing her house, I thought maybe she would be in a slightly different head space and maybe not in the mood to try and disparage Dorit in that moment. But then I guess she wouldn’t be the Camille we all know and
Let’s admit it” Camille is working hard to get that diamond back and complaining every step of the way!
Before this season of Vanderpump Rules started, fans expected the Kristen Doute vs. Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney feud. But, who knew there was so much animosity between Jax Taylor and Tom Sandoval?
This goes beyond the headlines about Jax blocking his co-star on social media a few months ago. Jax’s rants against Tom have continued. Tom thinks Jax is running a smear campaign against him to overcompensate for something awful Jax does later on in the season. And, the animosity just won’t stop between these two.
Tom Sandoval wasn’t the only one who Jax Taylor feuded with during his groomzilla madness. Jax was also at odds with his own mother, who didn’t get an invite to the wedding.
Instead, the Vanderpump Rules OG had his godmother and Lisa Vanderpump on hand for support during the wedding weekend.