It feels like a whole life time ago when Lindsay Lohanwas one of the most talked about celebrities in the world. I’m going to spare you from rehashing her career and other troubling times and just fast forward to what she has in the pipeline.
Lindsay has (another) reality TV show in the works. Unfortunately, this one has nothing to do with Oprah Winfrey. I’ll never get over Oprah telling Lindsay “you need to cut the bullshit.” This time around Lindsay will be the boss- or the Lisa Vanderpump, if you will. She has her sights set on a “Vanderpump Rulesstyle” reality TV show. I will watch anything remotely related to Vanderpump Rules, so I can’t help being interested in this one.
As of this moment, there’s no word on when the reality stars will tie the knot. Typically the show films each season for a summer, which means that they would have to plan it very quickly if they want to get married during Season 7. The timing may be unclear, but the location is set. And no, it’s not SUR…. or Pump… or Tom Tom… or Villa Blanca.
Newbie Adam Spott, who is on board for a much needed infusion of hotness this season, was there to mix it up with the veterans. Stassi Schroeder brought her new boyfriend, Beau, and they worked roller skates.
One would assume that Lisa would be upset that Dorit told everyone in the cast that she was insecure, jealous, and didn’t get enough love from her mother, but for some reason Lisa didn’t care. This is a far cry from the woman who was livid that Kyle compared her to chess player Bobby Fischer. Nevertheless, she quickly breezed over Dorit throwing her under the bus and hung Kyle out to dry.
Even though the dynamics of the Vanderpump Rulescast are constantly changing, some things just never will. There will always be tension and shade thrown between Stassi Schroederand Scheana Marie. Even if they do get along here and there, they have never truly been friends and it doesn’t seem like something that will ever happen.
Plus it’s really not sitting too well with Stassi that Scheanajumped on the podcast wagon and got her own show. In Scheana’s defense, almost every reality TV star has their own podcast. Nevertheless, when you are constantly annoyed by someone, it’s just too easy to add another grievance to the list.
She was almost at Season 1 level of sass in response to Dorit Kemsley’s antics- which is exactly what the viewers really needed- especially during an otherwise boring wedding. It seems like the last season was a setup for Camille to be full-time next year, but that might not be the case.
As always, I think the Secrets Revealed episodes are better than most of what we’ve seen throughout season. And Vanderpump Rules was no exception!
Jax Taylor is totally having a pre-midlife crisis. He’s too old for a quarter-life crisis (let’s be honest, no one expects him to live to be 120 years old) and technically he’s too young for a mid-life crisis, so he’s in a 2/3 life crisis, which means having 400 birthday parties dedicated to doing things kids should do. Like the trampoline park where Tom 1 suggests they play dodgeball on teams of Jax plus all the women he’s slept with, vs. Tom and all the people Jax hasn’t slept with! Bouncing boobs of many incarnations (Jax being the biggest boob of all).
Actually, it was the season of Jax, and, it was totally too much Jax (his shenanigans have overstayed their welcome), but here we go again! At least for the last time.