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Luann de Lesseps Married

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Andy Cohen is not the all-seeing/all-knowing Oz of Real Housewives. Although even cave dwellers without TV could’ve predicted Luann de Lesseps‘s divorce. Of course, Ramona Singer knew it, but Andy claims he was surprised by the news. 

Just like the rest of us, Andy learned of the Real Housewives Of New York star’s split from Tom D’Agostino on Twitter. “I didn’t not see it coming, but I didn’t see it coming,” he confirms.

“The wild thing is,” notes Andy, “[Luann] had just gotten all the other women in her corner and rooting for her. That’s what’s also really sad about this, you know? Everybody was on her team.” Then boom: marriage is terminated. Luann’s logic is apparently more backed up than the toilets at Villa Crumbles de Morgan.

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It was a whirlwind courtship and marriage for Luann de Lesseps and Tom D’Agostino, and now it’s a whirlwind divorce. Too bad the Real Housewives Of New York reunion filmed before Lu confirmed the split. Oh, the drama we could’ve had. Andy Cohen should request a do-over.

So many rumors, so few days of marriage! Although Luann only announced last week that her marriage was officially over, Luann and Tom seemed to be over since they began.

Luann & Tom

Luann de Lesseps, now going by Luann D’Agostino (she will never be without her Extra D), wants everyone to know that she and Tom D’Agostino are completely in love and their marriage is very much closed – well except for the plethora of Real Housewives Of New York who can’t keep their noses out of what’s happening under Luann’s sheets!

Dorinda Medley also agrees that it’s time to leave Tom and Luann be.

On the season premiere, Ramona Singer used her crazy eyes to hypnotize Luann into believing she truly wishes her and Tom all the happiness in the world, and will stop speculating about their relationship. Then Ramona guzzled some Pinot and resumed her Googling.

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