Andy Cohen has a dream. A dream that one day, a girl from the wrong side of the tracks will meet a man. And that man… will be royalty, y’all. Thankfully, that
long shot dream of Andy’s might be coming true. Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub is no Cinderella. She’s no Sleeping Beauty. When I think of Snow White, Danielle definitely does not come to mind. But for Andy, she might be his only hope for a Jersey fairy-tale. Unless being thrown in a pool counts as happily ever after.
On the heels of a divorce from ex-husband, Marty Caffery, Danielle has met another man, and this guy has an impressive title! No, it isn’t Most Gullible Person Alive, although that would probably apply. This new relationship is enough to give Andy hope that one day the often-engaged housewife will go from Prostitution Whore Danielle to Duchess Danielle.
Part 2 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion ended with Andy Cohen asking Teresa Giudice about the future of her relationship with Joe Giudice. If he does end up getting deported after prison, will Teresa stick with him? Or is she not down to have a long distance relationship with someone living in Italy.
Andy also asks Teresa if she’s been faithful this whole time Joe has been in jail. Unfortunately (for the viewers), this was taped before those photos came out. You know the photos of Teresa holding hands with a much younger man. The guy that was supposedly just “helping her to the car” in Miami.
Duchess Danielle? The internet broke when news broke that Danielle Staub was getting married again. Her marriage to Marty Caffrey JUST ended. What in the actual “prostitution whore” is happening here? It was shocking to see Danielle
desperately trying to secure a full-time spot sporting that enormous engagement ring. Danielle deserves love and light, but let’s pump those Jersey breaks for a moment. Talk about a whirlwind romance!
However, things are VERY confusing about the status of the couple’s relationship. Is a wedding actually happening here? Did the pair split? Danielle seems to be a walking breaking news alert. Danielle and Oliver Maier’s status is about as clear as why Nene Leakes wouldn’t let anyone in her closet. Nobody really knows, but it’s weird. Maybe Olivier hates water and wants to avoid the same fate as Danielle’s last husband. Margaret Josephs has her pool hands ready to go for the next guy. Thankfully, Danielle Staub is giving us the most current updates on her engagement status.
Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub made the internet buzz with news of her new relationship with businessman Oliver Maier. Soon after their
cry for attention romance was made public the rumors started popping up about Oliver’s relationship status at the time he started seeing Danielle. Did he cheat on a girlfriend with Danielle?
Well, apparently his mouth is good for something other than smooching because Olivier has broken his silence on his relationship with the RHONJ succubus.
No one will ever forget Teresa Giudice yelling about Danielle Staub being engaged nineteen times during the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 finale. During Season 8, she got engaged to Marty Caffrey.
Unfortunately, we all had to witness her bridezilla nonsense and the wedding in Season 9. Danielle and Marty announced their split a mere two months before getting married, which means we had to watch so much footage about a marriage that was already over. They got divorced just ONE WEEK AGO, but now Danielle is onto the next one: Olivier Maier. ENGAGEMENT NUMBER 21. Wow.
Even though Danielle Staub wasn’t a full-time cast member (again), the first half of Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 9 centered around the preparation for her wedding with Marty Caffrey. As if the bridezilla antics weren’t cringe-worthy enough to watch, the whole storyline wreaked of awkwardness knowing that Danielle and Marty called it quits just two months into the marriage.
It was also tough to see Marty going to bat on Danielle’s behalf knowing that just a few months later their split would get very nasty. Marty didn’t go down (literally) without a fight. He ended up in Jennifer Aydin’s pool after Margaret Josephs pushed him in. There has been a lot of chatter about the recently divorced pair. Now, Marty is opening up to Reality Tea to share his side of the story. In an exclusive interview, he discussed everything from the wedding to the pool push, and even his idea for a spin-off show with Danielle and Teresa Giudice.
Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub has a new
victim man only a few days after her divorce was finalized.
I suppose no one can accuse Danielle of not being a romantic. Even with twenty engagements under her belt and the ink on her recent divorce papers still went, our favorite former “dancer” has found true love once again. <cough cough>
Two months into their marriage, Danielle Staub and Marty Caffrey announced that they were going their separate ways. Their divorce proceedings lasted even longer than the marriage itself. Now, it’s official.
They are finally divorced! Even though they are still living together in the same house. So how does Danielle feel now that it’s all done? She’s handling the situation with respect and maturity. Just kidding. This is Danielle we are talking about. Come on.