I cannot wait to see the footage of the actual wedding between Danielle and her soon-to-be ex-husband, Marty Caffrey. Of course, we all know how the marriage ends- in a flurry of divorce filings and restraining orders. You have got to hand it to her, whatever Danielle does- she does it in a big way!
So far in Season 9 of RHONJ, we have seen Daniellelose her mind because Margaret was invited, and wanted to attend, Dolores Catania’s ax throwing party. If I was Danielle, I would be afraid of all the women who have an ax to grind with me.
Last night on Real Housewives of New Jersey, we were reminded of why Danielle Staub is basically the worst – and that she’s truly in her element while on stage with men gyrating all over her. Since that’s exactly what the ladies served up for her bachelorette party, we got to see the many faces of Danielle go from full on rage to frightening glee all within a 30 minute timeframe. Even though Margaret Josephs was the ambassador of Danielle’s dreams, all she had to show for it at the end of the episode was a huge party planning bill and a chewing out.
Margaret was also put in charge of buying penis straws and dildos for Danielle’s big night. So we find her in the store looking for the “classy” items Danielle would approve of. Ahh…’twill be a night to remember! They shall celebrate Danielle’s last night of freedom in style before her marriage to Marty Caffrey, which will last approximately 4 seconds before restraining orders and divorce papers are filed. But who’s counting?
The Real Housewives of New Jersey has just returned for Season 9. There’s still some lingering drama between Dolores Cataniaand Danielle Staub. Dolores isn’t ready to forgive and forget after Danielle claimed that Dolores made some controversial comments about Teresa Giudice last season. Danielle stated that Dolores said that Teresa “doesn’t care about anyone or anything more than money.” Ouch!
Danielle was talking to anyone who would listen about Dolores Catania’s ex-husband/current roomie Frank Catania getting disbarred. Danielle’s bridesmaids Margaret Josephs and Teresa Giudice seemed overwhelmed by her wedding planning demands. Not much happened, but the are laying the groundwork for future drama. Plus they threw two new girls in the mix, which has to really sting for Danielle. This is her second season as a “Friend of the Housewives,” yet Jackie Goldschneiderand Jennifer Aydin are full-time cast members.