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Braunwyn Windham-Burke Real Housewives Of Orange County

It’s mommy issues galore on Real Housewives Of Orange County! Can’t nobody raise a child right?!

Let’s start with Gina Kirschenheiter, who must Uber to the birthday party Emily Simpson is throwing for Annabelle. Then Gina gets there so late the Happy Birthday has already been sung. I thought Gina was actually bringing a used car seat as a gift until she revealed that she’s officially unable to drive until her DUI is resolved, and is actually Ubering everywhere.

As the party wraps up, after Gina treats herself to tiger face paint, she and Emily get to talking about… Gina. Which is all they ever talk about! This time Gina is panicked over how close she came to being arrested in her home in front of her children, and how scaring that would be. Emily likens it to the time she had to be taken away in an ambulance. Which pisses Gina off.

Real Housewives Of Orange County Shannon Beador

Truth and consequences have come to Real Housewives Of Orange County. Everything unfolded when Shannon Beador decided to take Gina Kirschenheiter to LA for a little fun in the California sun, but nothing can keep the storm clouds away. Not even a designer makeover and many glasses of champagne!

You can take the Rail (zing!) Housewives Of Orange County to LA, but you can’t take the tacky Orange County out of them. Leave it Kelly Dodd to throw a big ol’ fit in a fancy restaurant. But to be fair: Kelly was getting it from all ends, just like she says, except it’s not from 8 guys. But, 6 Housewives pulling a train of gossip about her sex life. 

Kelly Dodd Real Housewives Of Orange County

Last night the Real Housewives Of Orange County tried to have a Pretty Woman moment by taking the distressed and disorganized Gina Kirschenheiter to Rodeo Drive for a makeover, but it ended in tears, tantrums, and tales of trains gone wrong!

I do not FOR ONE SECOND believe the rumor that Kelly Dodd did a train (is that even how you say it?) of 8 guys. I also refuse to look up the proper terminology for “train,” because I did that last week and now I’m getting some suspicious GoogleAds. So thank you Vicki Gunvalson for once again ruining things for everyone.

The most shocking thing about the Trains, Cars, and Terrible Friends saga is that moments after making this proclamation that she knows something very, very terrible about Kelly, Vicki skips out when the rest of the women head to a bar. Vicki pass up free tequila? HUH?

Vicki Gunvalson Real Housewives Of Orange County

Ooooh… already a juicy cliffhanger on Real Housewives Of Orange County and courtesy of Vicki Gunvalson no less, who is desperate to prove that she belongs holding an orange.

Kelly Dodd really had no other option but to storm out of Tamra Judge‘s housewarming party after unleashing her superpower supersonic F-bombs on Vicki.

When Kelly’s voice goes to that decibel of extreme whininess I imagine that dogs everywhere go into a trance and start walking, zombie-like, towards the TV screen. Frisker – go to a new master!

Kelly Dodd Vicki Gunvalson

Season 14 of Real Housewives of Orange County brought the unthinkable–the demotion of “OG” Vicki Gunvalson. Vicki even got engaged to her man, Steve Lodge, but it wasn’t enough to save her full-time gig. Vicki is still atoning for her creepy relationship with alleged scammer Brooks Ayers, who pretended to have cancer and made a fool of Vicki. Vicki is suing him for money that she loaned him. I wouldn’t be too optimistic about getting that back.

Another Housewife, Kelly Dodd, has been in the thick of all the drama, and she seems to have issues with almost everyone. Recently, RHOC co-stars Shannon Beador, Tamra Judge, and Vicki called Kelly “a train wreck.”

Kelly Dodd Real Housewives Of Orange County

What even was last night’s episode of Real Housewives Of Orange County? Certainly not Vicki Gunvalson‘s welcome back redemption tour because the very second she walks into a scene things explode. It’s because Vicki never learns!! In between chasing Kelly Dodd around a party and begging Kelly for an opportunity to talk, Vicki is simultaneously doubling-down on the accusation that Kelly does cocaine. Now she knows people who have done it with Kelly. Produce these people!

See this is the thing about Vicki: she always makes some off-the-wall accusation – who knows, maybe it is true [shrug-moji] – then immediately regrets it. Not because Vicki feels bad, but because of social repercussions. Then instead of being contrite; instead of calling Kelly on the phone to sincerely apologize, then making it publicly known that the accusation wasn’t true, Vicki just pretends it will blow over. Meanwhile Vicki will continue to insist she’s not a liar and make little comments reinforcing her original statement. As if repeating it will make it true. Then even worse, Vicki only wants to apologize to save her own faces. What face is Vicki on at this point?

Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador & Vicki Gunvalson Call Kelly Dodd “A Train Wreck” And “Not A Kind Person”

Season 14 of Real Housewives of Orange County has just begun, and it looks like there is plenty of drama. That is great news for anyone who slept through attempted to watch the last couple of seasons. Of course, Kelly Dodd is once again at the center of all the theatrics.

At one time, the newly demoted Vicki Gunvalson and Kelly were close friends. Then Vicki and her man Steve Lodge went on a double date with Michael Dodd, who is Kelly’s ex. That breach of girl code tanked their friendship. Kelly is fighting with co-star Tamra Judge on social media. And Shannon Beador also hinted that her friendship with Kelly went downhill during the season.

Kelly Dodd Calls Vicki Gunvalson & Tamra Judge “Stale;” Thinks Tamra Should Be The Next To Leave RHOC

Did anyone really think that Kelly Dodd and Vicki Gunvalson would mend fences and put their messy feud them? Real Housewives of Orange County star Kelly still thinks that Vicki broke girl code when Vicki and her man Steve Lodge went on a double date with Kelly’s ex, Michael Dodd. Of course, during the Season 13 reunion, Vicki accused Kelly of doing cocaine. So, there’s that.

Although Tamra Judge and Kelly seemed to be on great terms during the RHOC Season 14 premiere, the two are once again fighting on social media. What a surprise!
And “OG” Vicki was just demoted to a Friend of the Housewives position, and Kelly couldn’t be happier. She is probably somewhere whooping it up with her new boyfriend, plastic surgeon Brian Reagan.