Last night the Real Housewives Of Orange County tried to have a Pretty Woman moment by taking the distressed and disorganized Gina Kirschenheiter to Rodeo Drive for a makeover, but it ended in tears, tantrums, and tales of trains gone wrong!
I do not FOR ONE SECOND believe the rumor that Kelly Dodd did a train (is that even how you say it?) of 8 guys. I also refuse to look up the proper terminology for “train,” because I did that last week and now I’m getting some suspicious GoogleAds. So thank you Vicki Gunvalson for once again ruining things for everyone.
The most shocking thing about the Trains, Cars, and Terrible Friends saga is that moments after making this proclamation that she knows something very, very terrible about Kelly, Vicki skips out when the rest of the women head to a bar. Vicki pass up free tequila? HUH?
Ooooh… already a juicy cliffhanger on Real Housewives Of Orange County and courtesy of Vicki Gunvalson no less, who is desperate to prove that she belongs holding an orange.
Kelly Dodd really had no other option but to storm out of Tamra Judge‘s housewarming party after unleashing her superpower supersonic F-bombs on Vicki.
When Kelly’s voice goes to that decibel of extreme whininess I imagine that dogs everywhere go into a trance and start walking, zombie-like, towards the TV screen. Frisker – go to a new master!
Season 14 of Real Housewives of Orange County brought the unthinkable–the demotion of “OG” Vicki Gunvalson. Vicki even got engaged to her man, Steve Lodge, but it wasn’t enough to save her full-time gig. Vicki is still atoning for her creepy relationship with alleged scammer Brooks Ayers, who pretended to have cancer and made a fool of Vicki. Vicki is suing him for money that she loaned him. I wouldn’t be too optimistic about getting that back.
Another Housewife, Kelly Dodd, has been in the thick of all the drama, and she seems to have issues with almost everyone. Recently, RHOC co-stars Shannon Beador, Tamra Judge, and Vicki called Kelly “a train wreck.”
What even was last night’s episode of Real Housewives Of Orange County? Certainly not Vicki Gunvalson‘s welcome back redemption tour because the very second she walks into a scene things explode. It’s because Vicki never learns!! In between chasing Kelly Dodd around a party and begging Kelly for an opportunity to talk, Vicki is simultaneously doubling-down on the accusation that Kelly does cocaine. Now she knows people who have done it with Kelly. Produce these people!
See this is the thing about Vicki: she always makes some off-the-wall accusation – who knows, maybe it is true [shrug-moji] – then immediately regrets it. Not because Vicki feels bad, but because of social repercussions. Then instead of being contrite; instead of calling Kelly on the phone to sincerely apologize, then making it publicly known that the accusation wasn’t true, Vicki just pretends it will blow over. Meanwhile Vicki will continue to insist she’s not a liar and make little comments reinforcing her original statement. As if repeating it will make it true. Then even worse, Vicki only wants to apologize to save her own faces. What face is Vicki on at this point?
Season 14 of Real Housewives of Orange County has just begun, and it looks like there is plenty of drama. That is great news for anyone who
slept through attempted to watch the last couple of seasons. Of course, Kelly Dodd is once again at the center of all the theatrics.
At one time, the newly demoted Vicki Gunvalson and Kelly were close friends. Then Vicki and her man Steve Lodge went on a double date with Michael Dodd, who is Kelly’s ex. That breach of girl code tanked their friendship. Kelly is fighting with co-star Tamra Judge on social media. And Shannon Beador also hinted that her friendship with Kelly went downhill during the season.
Did anyone really think that Kelly Dodd and Vicki Gunvalson would mend fences and put their messy feud them? Real Housewives of Orange County star Kelly still thinks that Vicki broke girl code when Vicki and her man Steve Lodge went on a double date with Kelly’s ex, Michael Dodd. Of course, during the Season 13 reunion, Vicki accused Kelly of doing cocaine. So, there’s that.
Although Tamra Judge and Kelly seemed to be on great terms during the RHOC Season 14 premiere, the two are once again fighting on social media. What a surprise!
And “OG” Vicki was just demoted to a Friend of the Housewives position, and Kelly couldn’t be happier. She is probably somewhere whooping it up with her new boyfriend, plastic surgeon Brian Reagan.
On last night’s Real Housewives of Orange County premiere, Kelly Dodd and Tamra Judge were on good terms. Tamra supported Kelly while her plastic surgeon boyfriend Brian Reagan gave her injections. Tamra was even considerate enough to give Kelly a heads up about inviting Vicki Gunvalson to her non-housewarming party (after Vicki accused Kelly of doing cocaine on the reg and neglecting her daughter). Am I the only one who does not care that Tamra moved AGAIN? She said she won’t have the party if it rains and I’m just hoping for downpour during next week’s episode.
Well, Tamra being considerate and Kelly being civil was short-lived. Now, they’re beefing on social media. And, no, it’s surprisingly not Vicki-related. It’s all about the Benjamins.
Last night was the premiere of Real Housewives Of Orange County Season 14, aka a year without Vicki Gunvalson; a year of living OG-less. We know Vicki will show up eventually, but it’s almost like a mirage that we got through an entire episode with nary a “Whoop It Up!” or a “Woo Hoo!” I sort of have the vapors and need to lie down … in a blissful sleep of fulfilled dreams.
I’ve been saying for years that Real Housewives Of Orange County needs to do a casting shake-up, and break the stranglehold of Vicki and Tamra Judge, whose dysfunctional frienemyship has dominated in a really detrimental way. Personally, I think Tamra would’ve been the one to fire since she is always playing producer and a large part of her antics are purely ‘for the show.’ Vicki is too clueless and lacking in self-awareness to self-produce, which makes for more authentic everything. I mean, this is a woman who gave us Brooks Ayers faking cancer on national television whereas Tamra has given us… facelifts and Ryan Vieth? Maybe next season they should rotate in Vicki full-time, but drop Tamra? Gotta test all the variables of your experiment, right?!
For now, see you on the flip side, Vicks!