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I’m just going to say it. Scheana Shay (also known as Scheana Marie) has terrible taste in men. Few Vanderpump Rules viewers can argue that point. Last season, she was “just friends” with Adam Spott, and spent the finale asking Adam to confess that he loved her. Oh, and she gave him a penguin that she adopted for him. Project Penguin failed.

Scheana spent Season 6 of Pump Rules bragging about all of Rob Valletta’s amazing qualities. They split after filming for the show wrapped. Recently, Scheana bought new Vanderpump Rules co-star Max Boyens an Apple watch to celebrate Thanksgiving. Of course she did. Max has some major issues of his own to address.

Scheana Marie Reveals The 1 Ex She’s Still In Touch With

Recently, Scheana Marie was slammed as “boy crazy” by new Vanderpump Rules cast member Max Boyens. However, he has way worse problems than Scheana wanting to hang out and buy him an Apple watch for Thanksgiving.

Scheana has not had the best luck with guys over the years. Max is barely a blip on the radar. She struggled with ex-husband Mike Shay’s sobriety, oh and that time he cleared their joint bank account. Rob Valletta could hang a TV in seven seconds, but he dumped her after making her wait until he finished his Fantasy Football draft. Adam Spott wouldn’t actually date Scheana, but he got all of the relationship benefits from being her “best friend.” After that, she hung out with Robby Hayes from The Bachelorette and now she’s dating an Australian named Brock Davies.

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So far, Vanderpump Rules viewers haven’t been impressed with Scheana Marie’s taste in men. First, there was Mike Shay, who struggled with substance abuse, drained her bank accountand was caught sexting another woman. She rebounded with Rob Valletta, the man infamous for hanging a TV in under seven minutes. He dumped Scheana after making her wait for him to finish his fantasy football draft. Then, she had her dalliances with thirsty reality TV stars members of Bachelor Nation. Last season, she tried so hard to turn the friends with benefits situation with Adam Spott into something more, but that just never happened.

Currently, she’s dating Brock Davies, a personal trainer from Australia. It’s unclear if Brock will be on the show when Season 8 airs, but he was recently on her podcast Scheananigans. He revealed that his parents have been Vanderpump Rules viewers for a while and, unfortunately, they were not fans of Scheana based on their years of watching. Ouch. That had to be an awkward meeting, right?

Vanderpump Rules Star Scheana Marie Is Dating A Personal Trainer Named Brock Davies

After being “single for a year,” i.e. hooking up with Adam Spott, funding his life, and begging him to say “I love you” after buying him a penguin, Scheana Marie is officially off the market. It seems like a pretty new relationship, so we probably won’t see it on the upcoming season of Vanderpump Rules.

However, Scheana recently shared some info on her new guy. James Kennedy also chimed in with some details.

Bachelorette Star Robby Hayes Talks About Making Out With Pump Rules Star Scheana Marie Again

It’s all happening – again! Vanderpump Rules star, Scheana Marie was spotted making out with Bachelorette reject “star” Robby Hayes. Viewers have watched Scheana’s rollercoaster of a love life for the past eight years. You might recall that the earliest seasons of Pump Rules featured Mike Shay – Scheana’s ex-husband. He maybe spoke three times in the three years he was on. After their divorce, Scheana picked things back up with the guy she dated before Mike. You might know him as  Rob “he can hang a TV in seven seconds” Valletta. After Rob realized he couldn’t be in a relationship with a robot programmed to say only his name, they broke up. To get over this breakup, Scheana pretended to be The Bachelorette with Robby Hayes.

For those of us who watch both Pump Rules and The Bachelor spinoffs, this was a match made in the heaven that exists for shameless attention-seekers. Robby somehow made it to the final two on Jojo Fletcher’s season of The Bachelorette. Known for his Ken-doll appearance and Ross Gellar teeth, Robby also has a sordid public dating history. He was accused of cheating on Amanda Stanton in public after they left Bachelor in Paradise together. Oh and did I mention, he’s childhood friends with Adam Spott – Scheana’s longtime, former friend with benefits?

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Even though Scheana Marie never officially “dated” Adam Spott, she did beg him to tell her he loved her during the last Vanderpump Rules finale. Then she got drunk and cried with Brittany Cartwright’s Mamaw.

She claimed that they were just “best friends” many times over. She also said that he was the first guy she didn’t have to fake orgasms with. Sorry, Mike Shay and Rob Valletta. Now, she’s so done with Adam. Not that they ever officially dated.

Scheana Marie Spotted Making Out With Robby Hayes Of The Bachelor Franchise

There are very few things in this life that I am 100% certain about.  I am 100% certain that if I am running late, there will be traffic.  I am 100% certain that when I’m “not drinking tonight,” I will have consumed 10 tequila shots by 9 pm.  I am also 100% certain that Scheana Marie involves herself in very public, and messy, romantic entanglements for dramatic purposes.

First, there was poor Mike Shay.  Scheana and Mike had a marriage that was over before it really even begun.  But the blessed union put her front and center on Vanderpump Rules for the majority of that season, and that’s all that really matters.   I wonder if Scheana is bitter about the fact that Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor’s wedding was an over-the-top extravaganza paid for by sponsored Instagram posts, and all Scheana got was a crop-top wedding dress and a bunch of bedazzled silk roses?  After her divorce from Mike, she moved on to Rob Valletta, whose name she mentioned at every.  Possible.  Opportunity.  Then, last season, she badgered poor Adam Spott into “dating” her, and immediately tried to make him jealous by making out with Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise-alum, Adam’s friend, Robby Hayes

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Remember when Vanderpump Rules star Scheana Marie dated Rob Valletta? Of COURSE, you do because she was clearly obsessed in love with him. I mean, she loved Rob even when she married poor Mike Shay (congrats again on dodging a bullet, Shay). Rob was what we like to call, “the one who got away”.

Rob was the perfect guy for Scheana. He had a great house in Los Angeles, a vacation house in Big Bear, a job, and a famous model sister. He could also, say it with me now, HANG A TELEVISION IN SEVEN MINUTES. Scheana timed him, y’all! It doesn’t get much better than that, am I right? Sadly, Scheana and Rob ended their Harlequin Romance due to “tricky schedules”. Or maybe Rob just decided he couldn’t hang with a stage 11 clinger and a bunch of thirtysomething alcoholics with no viable life skills. So whatever happened to Rob? Did he willingly ease back into normal life? Is he suffering from PTSD? If the guy was smart, he voluntarily entered the witness protection program and changed his name.