Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave has, by now, told about 15 renditions of her involvement/non-involvement in DogGate. In each version, she becomes increasingly naive and played for a fool. Also each time one of her versions doesn’t coincide with the revision, the other women conveniently brush it aside and double-down on the narrative that Teddi is the victim. Or Dorit Kemsley is. Really?
For instance tonight Teddi told her therapist she never spoke directly to Lisa about Doggate (Why are we still talking about this?!), then told Dorit and the other women that she was on a three-way call with Lisa and John Sessa which proves LVP is directly involved. Isn’t the whole point of Teddi’s argument that LVP isn’t owning her part and wants to frame Teddi? Well, it sounds like Teddi is doing the same exact thing!
I mean, when you (Teddi) are basing your rejection of a friendship based on said friend’s (LVP) possible collaboration in exposing a really shitty, contract violating, grifting, lying animal mistreating, a-hole, you probably need to reexamine your priorities in life and your version of morality. Just my opinion! But there goes Teddi throwing accountability to the wolves of Erika Girardi, Lisa Rinna, and Dorit. Girl… have fun with that til they turn back on you.
On last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills the dissecting of doggate and what LISA VANDERPUMP knows continued in full-force. I am just so over this storyline and this same old nonsense. Already I am Loosy Loosey Losty Attention for Lucy Lucy Apple Juice!
If there is one thing we have learned since Ramona Singer has been a single girl in the city, it is that she has game. For someone who was blindsided by a divorce in her late fifties, The Real Housewives of New York star has been enthusiastic about jumping back into the dating pool. Maybe a little too enthusiastic at times. Ramona loves to shamelessly flirt, even though her skills are sometimes questionable.
Apparently, Ramona has not always been as confident in her approach to men as she is now. She has revealed that prior to her divorce from ex Mario Singer, she had a brief interest in another House Husband. None other than the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’favorite husband Harry Hamlin.
Season 9 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been amazing so far. We are still early in the season, but it is clear that “Dog-Gate” isn’t going anywhere. Apparently, Dorit Kemsley and PK Kemsley will be atoning for their sin of dumping their dog at a shelter re-homing their dog forever. And it looks like that still won’t be enough to save Dorit’s relationship with dog-lover Lisa Vanderpump. That isn’t the only major storyline so far.
Now we finally have some juicy drama courtesy of Lisa Rinna, and her fabulously loose lips. She invited all the ladies over to make treats and talk turned to newbie Denise Richards and her man Aaron Phypers. Denise and Aaron have a hot sex life, and Erika Jayne was into it. Really into it. Erika admitted to fantasizing about the RHOBH newbies. That wasn’t the only revelation during their pastry decorating session.