Age is certainly but a number judging by the season finale of Real Housewives Of Atlanta!
I don’t know when and where this development occurred, since I don’t feel like we’ve heard a word about this all season, but suddenly Cynthia Bailey is launching a wine cooler collection with Seagrams – which seems like it was really a ruse to launch the return of Kenya Moore. I mean, who could hate on a heavily pregnant lady, right? Oh, wait, NeNe Leakes could!
I have been racking my brain about where NeNe and Kenya’s latest issues stemmed from. NeNe finally confirmed they started over a random twitter question posed to Kenya that was the Bravo equivalent of Marry, Shag, Kill, except it was “Call, Text, Delete” between Porsha Williams, Andy Cohen, or NeNe. Of course, Kenya picked NeNe as her “delete.” So THIS is the origin of the animosity.
Another day, another Real Housewife with financial problems, living a life she can’t afford. This time Eva Marcille is the one accused of being secretly broke while fronting . The Real Housewives Of Atlanta are working the case of whether or not Eva has money.
I’m not really sure I understand this story but the gist of it seems to be that one of Eva’s bridesmaids, Seannita, got angry with her over the wedding – Why? What happened? Where is the rest of this story? Seannita took things to Mama Joyce‘s streets where she choked Eva’s wedding planner at the actual wedding (!). Then, ran all over town until she turned up on Marlo Hampton‘s doorstep like Postmates delivering tea, piping hot, ready to drink, and with a buy one, get one coupon. The story Seannita told Marlo, and then NeNe Leakes and Tanya Sam was witness protection program crazy!
The accusations on Real Housewives Of Atlanta have always gone straight for the jugular, aka the wallet. Tonight is no exception when Marlo Hampton makes some damning accusations about Eva Marcille‘s finances.
Eva returns from her honeymoon but wedded bliss is super short-lived when she and now-husband Michael Sterling jump right into moving to a new house. Eva previously said they were returning to the City of Atlanta for Michael’s political career, but Marlo has heard a very, very different account of their, erm, accounts! Or lack thereof… Perhaps the Sterlings shouldn’t have been shedding Benjamins for the wedding!?
It was a wedding and practically a funeral on last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta. Eva Marcille said “I Do” to Michael Sterling in a super lavish ceremony and reception that was completely upstaged by NeNe Leakes‘ drama with everyone.
Eva’s wedding gown consisted of a 400 foot train (length and width) with these weird insect leg things that propelled out from her bust like rings of Saturn. Essentially the bottom part was Princess Diana. Meanwhile, the top was Alien Queen. I really didn’t get the effect.
Especially when coupled with Eva’s hair, which featured an ENORMOUS crown thingy that looked like it belonged with a Frozen costume and frizzy hair underneath her veil. Also, super long pointy matte white nails like she painted them with White-Out. You know you did that in middle school too! Anyway, I felt like the whole look was stiff, overdone, and not particularly flattering. Very costume-like. Just me?
On tonight’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta Eva Marcille finally walks down the aisle with her 3 dresses and giant outstanding checks in tow.
I assume Eva also managed to find time to buy a dress for her daughter to walk down the aisle in?
Last night the Real Housewives Of Atlanta entered the dungeon … NeNe Leakes‘ closet – and no one emerged unscathed!
It’s a few days after NeNe’s “Bye Wig” party, and it would be a welcome relief if the only drama had been Kim Zolciak getting dragged out by her wig. But, alas it was far worse! It was actually a pregnant Porsha Williams being chased out (or dragged out by her belt?) for going in NeNe’s closet without permission. Seriously -what happened with the belt?!
Porsha meets up with Kandi Burruss and Marlo Hampton for a mid-afternoon gab session, and even though she does NOT – under no circumstance! – want to talk about belts, Porsha is wearing a dress with like 3 attached dress. So Freudian belt? Subliminal message?
Tonight Real Housewives Of Atlanta fans will finally get to enter Kandi Burruss‘ notorious sex dungeon – albeit in a massive Fifty Shades Of Gray style variety show featuring erotic dances. Um… fun?
However first the women are still dealing with the fallout from NeNe Leakes‘ meltdown during her wig-free party. Porsha Williams isn’t even sure how to address the situation, while Marlo Hampton isn’t just worried about NeNe, but also concerned that Shamari DeVoe has a drinking problem!
There has NEVER been an episode of Real Housewives Of Atlanta where all the women were rocking their natural hair. As you recall Kim Zolciak has worn wigs since Season 1, and it ushered in a wigstravaganza of no real hair shall be seen for fear of frayed edges exposed. But, last night NeNe Leakes broke that mold by hosting a “Wig Free Party” and expected everyone to come dressed accordingly.
I really didn’t understand the purpose of this party other than to shame everyone about their natural hair, or to expose their messy split ends. But no wigs it is!