Last night was the finale of Porsha’s Having A Baby, and after months of Instagram teases we finally saw the face of baby Pilar Jhena. However, the real story was Porsha Williams and Dennis McKinley‘s own mama drama!
With just 5 days left to go before Pilar arrives by scheduled C-Section. Porsha and Dennis don’t have a name picked out. They aren’t sure where they’re going to live. They aren’t sure if their mothers are a blessing or a curse. Mama Diane still coddles Porsha and wants her daughter to have every happiness with Dennis. Mama Gina still coddles Dennis and wants to make sure HE has every happiness! And Porsha can either get on board or go by way of stale hotdog bun!
Last night was part two of Porsha Williams‘ spinoff Porsha’s Having A Baby, which we all know is a prequel to Porsha’s Getting Married, aka the Prenup Drama will rage on.
Porsha is literally 30,000 weeks pregnant and spending her remaining days eating any and every product made from pork. There’s a bacon, there’s sausage, there’s ham steak, there’s honey baked ham, there’s salami, there’s eggs cooked in bacon grease, there’s apple sauce with ham… Wasn’t Porsha vegan at some point?!
It seems like Porsha is focusing on food to avoid all the very real issues in her life. Like Dennis McKinley is living in the basement, and Dennis’ mother, Gina, is literally and figuratively moving in as well, and no one is sure who exactly invited her! Maybe Gina can go into the basement with the rest of Dennis’s stuff?
Last night was the premiere of Porsha Williams‘ special Porsha’s Having A Baby! I dunno – I kinda loved it. It was everything we adore about Porsha: zany, outlandish, clueless, and fun. The show opened with a fairy tale about hot dogs, so you know it was going to be ridiculous good, and it also made me really appreciate Dennis McKinley. (Am I wrong? Should I be admitting this?)
Porsha and Dennis are in hog heaven. Literally since the only thing Porsha is consuming is honey baked ham, but reality and real life are getting in the way. Reality like where to live, having a baby in about 5 minutes, and mama drama, so even though it’s not all hot dogs and hot photo shoots, it starts out that way!
The word on the street is… there’s a Porsha Williams spinoff in the works.
This makes absolutely NO sense to me. I mean, there’s a reason Porsha‘s not holding a peach. She’s boring. I remember the word “lackluster” being used to explain her Real Housewives of Atlanta demotion. So, she’s too boring to be 1/6 or 1/7 of an ensemble cast, but she has enough going on in her
head life to carry her own show? Um, OK. Whose bright idea was this?!?
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