Tonight the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion we’ve all been waiting for begins! To be clear we’ve been waiting for this reunion because that means this ridiculous non-season is officially over!
All the ladies and Andy Cohen arrive on set expecting to finally get their long-awaited confrontation with Lisa Vanderpump to demand answers about PuppyGate, only to learn that Lisa isn’t showing up!
Of course this just means the women get to stick to their schtick of talking about Lisa instead of being real and honest about their own lives. That is until new scapegoat Camille Grammer shows up!
Kyle Richards, of course, makes LVP’s absence all about herself and bawls that she has paid the price for being honest with her former friend. Oh, yeah, sure Kyle…
Denise Richards opens up about Eloise’s rare disorder and becomes emotional discussing being a single mom and Aaron Phypers‘ role in her daughters’ lives. Lisa Rinna and Erika Jayne get candid about their sex lives and their husbands predilections, which honestly no one (literally no one) wants to hear about Tom Girardi doing sexy times!
Dorit Kemsley calls out Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave for her contribution to PuppyGate. Andy also shades Teddi for not being accountable for her role in the situation. I mean, LVP didn’t put a shock collar on Teddi. After all – she does have her own mind (when Kyle isn’t controlling her…)
Finally Camille joins the group and confronts Denise about being a two-faced friend. Camille also reflects about how her marriage and friendships have been affected by the wildfires and the show. Then Camille reveals where she stands with LVP and why she felt targeted by the other women.
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At long last this season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills has come to an end. After how stagnant the last few seasons have been change finally happened when Lisa Vanderpump left the show. Love LVP, or hate her, and she’s certainly manipulative, but are Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave and Dorit Kemsley really victims? Big. Fat. Unaccountable. NO.
That was truly one of the most boring season finales I’ve ever witnessed, and I realized I don’t actually like any of these women. I also wonder what they’re going to do next season when scapegoats LVP and Camille Grammer don’t come back. We all know the producers are going to demand and insist that the women turn on one of their bosom buddies. Good thing all their bosoms are fake!
My theory is that Denise Richards will elevate herself into the New Brandi Glanville. Nu-Ville? Like Nu Villean. And we all know Kyle Richards is going to be upping her anxiety meds due to panic attacks that Lisa Rinna will try to wrench the crown off her helicopter hair whip in a coup to be the queen bee of RHOBH. Kyle is allergic to bees, you guys!
So, the season finale of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills centers around Lisa Vanderpump, a woman who’s been absent for more than half of the season and isn’t presently speaking to most of the cast and Camille Grammer, a woman who isn’t even technically a cast member!
In what was clearly a pact orchestrated to avoid their own legal issues coming to light, the other Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills have focused all of season 11 around phony outrage directed at LVP, who left midway through the season because she couldn’t deal with constantly defending herself to her so-called friends while also grieving for her brother.
Last night the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally got the bloody confrontation they’ve been snarling for all season, but more importantly someone finally called Dorit Kemsley out on being a fraudster!
Lisa Vanderpump unhelpfully extracted herself from this mess, then Camille Grammer‘s house burned down so the planned confrontation in France was ruined, and these women have been floundering for what to do. It’s not like they can just go live interesting lives with earnest drama. No, they have to pretend their lives are perfect, and have a target for phony argument. They tried with Erika Jayne last week, but Erika took a cue from LVP and simply dismissed them, but back in Beverly Hills there is still Camille….
I hate to be a meanie pants, but was there anything more delightfully Camille Grammer than learning that Camille Grammer is actually close friends with someone PK Kemsley owes over a million dollars to? In a way it came at a rather disappointing time, as the last couple episodes I’ve actually kind of enjoyed Dorit, and not even in a ‘what a terribly amazing imbecile of a character’ she is kind of way, but sincerely.
Tonight the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills are still terrorizing Provence with their hideous drama, and after a drunken night out led to some regrettable accusations, Erika Girardi is keeping her distance from Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave and Kyle Richards.
Teddi and Kyle have no recollection of calling Erika a buzzkill and accusing her of not wanting to be their friend, until resident shit-stirrer Lisa Rinna swoops in with her swizzle stick of bad intentions. Feeling guilty, Teddi apologizes to Erika, but Erika doesn’t understand where Teddi’s sudden aggressiveness is stemming from. Perhaps, just perhaps, Erika is starting to see a correlation between the way she’s being iced out, and the way Lisa Vanderpump was?
What can be said about last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills except yeah, Kyle Richards is THE WORST.
I’m honestly not surprised the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills (led by Kyle and her partner in wine Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave) found a target to replace Lisa Vanderpump and Camille Grammer – I’m actually surprised that target was Erika Girardi. Erika always seems so disconnected and the other women kowtowed by her aloofness, which I suppose, in turn, is why she found herself in the crosshairs of these popularity obsessed middle-aged mean girls the second she opened up a bit.
Tonight the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills trip to France takes a turn for the worse when Erika Jayne feels bullied by the other women.
When will everyone on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills learn that Kyle Richards is a viper who must always be putting other women down in order to feel better about herself? Now that she’s finally succeeded in chasing Lisa Vanderpump off the show, it was only a matter of time before Kyle found a new target. And this is all the more reason why LVP needed to stick around!
Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave has been busy this season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She helped propagate the dumbest storyline puppygate and told off a vulnerable Lisa Vanderpump. Teddi wore out her fingers out texting John Sessa Blizzard (I still don’t care). She also decided to pay a stylist who obviously hates her to try to level up with the other women. Oh, and did I mention she’s busy now Kyle Richards’ mouthpiece?
Remember earlier this season when she was complaining about doing LVP’s dirty work? Now she’s happily doing Kyle’s! For their first night out in Provence, the ladies went all out by wearing black. (I’m still not over the memory of Dorit Kemsely’s feather leather jacket). The women also tried something new by attempting to deliver in a scene. With Kyle at the helm now, she and Teddi tried to start some drama by calling out Lisa Rinna’s behavior at Farrah-ween. Honestly, I think the only person truly offended by Rinna’s awful Erika Jayne impersonation was Kyle. Yes, everyone was cringing. But Kim Richards even forgave Rinna! So, Kyle we get it. You need to harp on this because LVP has left the building you were personally traumatized. The only person on Kyle’s side here was Teddi.