At this point, almost every Instagram caption references Drake’s summer hit “In My Feelings.” Shahs of Sunset star Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi and Lala Anthony asked if KeKe loved them in their Instagram captions this week.
Now sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful ship – that started out as Housewives fun and ended up as sh*t. The Bethenny! The Countess too! The Dorinda – and her kniiiiiife. The Ramonacoaster, The Carole/Sonja/Tinsley train…here on CLUSTERF**K ISLE!
Last night’s episode was iconic before it even aired. The Real Housewives Of New York nightmare on the high seas will forever live on in Bravo history and virtually needs no introduction. So, let’s just dive right in (ha). It’s the morning after the multi-argument dinner from hell, and everyone convenes for breakfast for a nice relaxing boat ride, and Dorinda Medley is still loaded for bear. Although everyone else is worn out from the drama, Dorinda snaps at Luann de Lesseps when she snaps at everyone about her Countess title being a valid “stage name.”
This season of Real Housewives of New York is all about Carole Radziwill vs. Bethenny Frankel. The drama is still playing out (on screen), but Carole just announced her departure from the show. Does that mean she “won” or “lost” the battle? How does Bethenny feel about Carole leaving the Real Housewife life behind?
There are no answers to those questions- yet-but there is one thing that is certain: Ramona Singer is sad that Carole is leaving the show. These two never seemed particularly close, but Carole is the only one who can go toe to toe with Bethenny, so at the very least it would make sense for Ramona to want her around next season.
Guys, this Cartegena trip is not going well. The Real Housewives Of New York continue their journey to the center of Bethenny Frankel’s emotional meltdown this week as she continues to unravel. Dorinda Medley offers support in the best way she knows how: by letting Bethenny cry, then getting drunk and picking a fight with Luann de Lesseps at dinner. While their argument picks up steam on one end of the table, Carole Radziwill faces off with Bethenny on the other. Basically, it’s a boom operator’s nightmare, what with microphones only able to pick up on one Housewife clusterf**k at a time!
Before we get to the big fight, we pick up right where we left off: Bethenny in the kitchen with Dorinda, crying and shoving her head into the freezer. WTF?!? After rejecting Luann’s comfort, Bethenny unloads her worries on Dorinda. She’s in a custody battle with her ex, she’s moving to a new apartment, her life is too scheduled, and she’s at war with her (former) best friend. Basically, Bethenny’s life can be summed up as #ThisIsACrisis.
After years of hating on Lala Kent for her private jet access, all of the female cast members from Vanderpump Rules caved and took her up on the offer to take a trip in the PJ. Yes, you read that right: ALL of the female cast members from Vanderpump Rules were on the same trip. Stassi Schroeder, Brittany Cartwright, Scheana Marie, Ariana Madix, Kristen Doute, and Katie Maloney all went on a girls trip- which was hopefully filmed for the show and chock full of some drama.
Other reality TV stars enjoyed the best of what the summer weather has to offer. Teen Mom cast member Leah Messer took her three daughters to the beach. Real Housewives of Orange County alum Heather Dubrow enjoyed some pool time with her daughters. New Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice played on the beach with her youngest daughter Audriana Giudice.
Happy Friday! Let’s kick off the weekend with a new reality star photo roundup. Kim Kardashian kept things interesting as she attended the Beautycon Festival LA 2018 at the Los Angeles Convention Center.
Farrah Abraham and her daughter Sophia attended the Monster Energy Outbreak $50K Charity Challenge celebrity basketball game at UCLA.
Real Housewives of New York City star Luann de Lesseps was snapped out and about in NYC before she headed back to rehab last week. Also seen around NYC: former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Hadid.
Kandi Burruss helped Tiny Harris celebrate her birthday.
Check out these and more celebrity sightings in the photo gallery below!
It is so confusing to follow Tinsley Mortimer’s love life. One second she’s dating Scott Kluth. The next second they are on a break. Then they are on vacation together immediately after. The only consistent thing about their relationship status is the knowledge that their relationship status is very inconsistent.
Tinsley confirmed that she and Scott are back together during last night’s episode of Watch What Happens Live. Of course she was asked about Luann de Lesseps– the originally intended guest for that episode- returning to rehab. She also shared some insight into the Bethenny Frankel, Carole Radziwill, Ramona Singer, and Red Scarf love square that started during last week’s speed dating episode.
Bethenny Frankel called last night’s episode “The Crying Game” before it aired, which left me to wonder how this trip would differ from any other? I mean, tears, drinks, and stabbing oneself in the hand are just par for the course when The Real Housewives of New York hit the shores of any foreign country, right? As it turns out, this Colombia trip did involve a lot of crying, but it also involved ONE AMAZING WIG courtesy of Luann de Lesseps. So all was not lost!
The South American destination of Cartegena didn’t know what was coming
until it saw the Ramonacoaster rolling up in a friggin wheelchair, but the ladies didn’t waste any time making their presence known. After packing montages, the group somehow makes it past airport security to officially leave the country. This is, we assume, an auspicious start.