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James Kennedy

Most of the Vanderpump Rules cast members have been accused of partying too much throughout the show’s seven seasons. But, no one has been in the hotseat more than the self-proclaimed White Kanye, aka James Kennedy.

He’s “stopped drinking” a few times, but as of this moment, the British DJ is two months sober. But, wait. Didn’t filming for Season 8 just wrap up? Doesn’t this mean that he was only sober for the tail end the season? Or did he make this decision after filming concluded? While, the timing is a little bit murky, James seems to have a clear outlook on the situation.

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Brittany Cartwright is “on the brim,” y’all! Brittany didn’t tell Randall Emmett’s ex-wife Ambyr Childers to “rawt in hell,” but she probably would have if she had the chance.

Brittany stepped up to defend Lala Kent after Ambyr ranted on social media about Lala posting photos of the two daughters that she shares with Randall, Lala’s fiancé. If the checks don’t bounce, If all goes according to plan, Lala will be Mrs. Randall Emmett in April 2020. This also means that she will become a stepmother, but before that happens, Ambyr does not want to see her kids on Lala’s Instagram page.

Tamra Judge Does Not Think Emily Simpson’s Marriage Will Survive Reality TV

I was going to start this article by listing all the divorced Real Housewives, just to show how tough it is to be on reality TV and remain married.  But listing all the happily married couples would literally take less time and space.  Is that because reality TV stars are generally pretty insane (and I mean that in the nicest possible way, of course)?  Or is it because the strain of having cameras in one’s face 24/7 is just too much for a marriage to handle?

Its a classic chicken/egg dilemma.  What comes first?  The toxic mess of a marriage or Bravo cameras?

Stassi Schroeder & Beau Clark

Everyone has to have priorities in life, right? Priorities can be an imaginary guideline one follows to stay on track. An invisible set of rules that provide structure and keeps a person goal-oriented. Stassi Schroeder has priorities too, you guys. The Vanderpump Rules veteran has never shied away from her quest to be fabulous. Why, Stassi even has her own national holiday. The social media maven is always posting style inspo in an effort to keep all of us better dressed. Her Outfit Of The Day posts have a rather large following.

Another one of Stassi’s priorities is her upcoming wedding to Beau Clark. Stassi and Beau have been a couple since 2018. Together they have ridden the rails of Stassi’s ever-changing personalities peaks and valleys. And you know what, Stassi deserves a decent dude. Mainly because she previously hooked up with assholes men who never held her in high regard. With that, you might assume Stassi’s main focus is planning for her big day. Finding that dress and deciding on a perfect location. Now she finally has the man, the ring, and the title of fiance. But what Stassi really wants takes about 9 months to receive.

Lala Kent

Even though Lala Kent’s man Randall Emmett is not enough debt to appear on has not yet appeared on Vanderpump Rules, they are very present in each other’s social media activities. Even though they don’t even follow each other on Instagram. And are engaged.

So are Randall’s young daughters. Anyone who follows Lala on Instagram (or just stalks her page and refuses to hit “follow”) knows that she spends a lot of time with Randall’s kids. Just yesterday, she shared stories of the girls getting into makeup, working out with Lala and her trainer, and even drawing a family portrait (with Lala included, which has to sting for their actual mother). Now, Randall’s ex-wife Ambyr Childers is asking Lala to stop posting photos of the children.

Instagram Roundup August 2019

We are back with Instagram Roundup! This time we are trying it out on a monthly basis with a look back of the most interesting photos from this past month.

Vanderpump Rules star Stassi Schroeder shared engagement photos with new fiancé Beau Clark. The two them along with other cast members went to Vegas for Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz’s legal marriage ceremony. Yes, in case you weren’t aware, it wasn’t legal the first time they tied the knot, so they had to do it again.

Katie Maloney

Everyone seems to be getting married these days on Vanderpump Rules. Scheana Marie was the first to kick it off, in a crop top wedding dress no less. Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz may or may not be legally married, but are still going strong. And Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor just tied the knot. Soon to be walking down the aisle are Lala Kent and Randall Emmett, as well as Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clark. 

What the heck happened to this show? Everyone is off buying homes and settling down. No one has gotten pregnant yet, but there have been plenty of rumors. Especially for Katie, who has had to deal with pregnancy rumors long before she even got married. And those rumors don’t seem to be going away anytime soon.

Tom Schwartz & Katie Maloney Are Making Their Marriage Legal In Las Vegas!

A funny thing happened on the way to the altar. Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney were hitched in 2016. Their journey towards marriage was bumpy along the way, but the couple eventually worked through relationship issues. The wedding and reception were heavily featured on several episodes of Vanderpump Rules. In a magical wilderness setting, their true love was pledged as Lisa Vanderpump officiated the ceremony. Since that enchanting day, Tom and Katie have enjoyed the benefits of holy matrimony. Or have they?

Apparently the Bubbas forgot about a crucial part of getting married. The marriage license. Whoopsie! Lance Bass recently followed orders outed the fact that Tom and Katie might not legally be Mr. and Mrs. Schwartzy. Now scandal is afoot as rumors emerge the happy couple is not officially married. Never fear, Katie and Tom have a solution! Come now, did you really think Brittany Cartwright would have all the matrimonial glory next season?