Looks like Kyle Richards has a new reason to be thankful this holiday season! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star can breathe a little easier and just in time for the new season to begin. As everyone with internet access knows, Kyle’s husband, Mauricio Umansky has been embroiled in a very nasty suit regarding a real estate property in Malibu, California. Mauricio and The Agency were handling the sale of the luxury property but it quickly became quite a mess.
In 2015 Mo was hired by a company to sell the substantial property. Sweetwater Malibu, under ownership of Vice President of Equatorial Guinea, Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue, determined Mauricio allegedly misled them into selling the mansion. The home was seized by the government because Teodoro “allegedly used funds stolen from his home country”. The mansion was purchased by someone who flipped the property with Mauricio for a nice little chunk of change. Then the shit hit the fan and Mauricio has been in the Litigation Club with the rest of the kids ever since. Until now, that is.
I still can’t believe that Lisa Vanderpump left Real Housewives of Beverly Hills after Season 9. All because of the dreaded “puppy gate” scandal, which taught us that if you adopt a pup from Vanderpump Dogs, you might want to read the adoption contract first. Right, Dorit Kemsley?
Otherwise, you might improperly re-home a dog and cause the poor pup to end up in a shelter. Of course, Lisa’s long-time bestie Kyle Richards accused Lisa of leaking the story about Dorit to the tabloids and called Lisa a liar when Lisa denied it. The rest of the RHOBH ladies turned against Lisa. That was the final straw, and Lisa skipped the reunion and exited the series. I wish I could re-home Dorit to another Housewives franchise instead. Just saying.
I feel like it was just yesterday when I teased the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast for not being able to quit Lisa Vanderpump like she quit the show. Oh wait, it WAS just yesterday and probably most days since Lisa’s exit from the franchise. Why,
Bangs Kyle Richards even claimed Lisa avoided her at BravoCon. Ladies, even Queen Elsa is begging you to let it go at this point.
Nah, not gonna happen. Season 10 is baking like a Thanksgiving turkey and that bird is looking dry. Why? Because our Beverly Hills denizens are finally free from the pillar of manipulation and deceit that tormented the group for years. Translation, their
scapegoat target jumped ship. And even though the ladies swear on their Hermès bags that LVP is both gone and forgotten, their actions continue to speak louder than their words. Maybe.
Hmmm, let me think for a second. Where have I seen a $40k figure involving both Erika Jayne and her husband, Tom Girardi? I’m sure it will come to me any moment. While I am deep in thought, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Pasadena Edition diva is in the news. No, she isn’t regaling the wonders of Dorit Kemsley’s new home rental or buying gifts for Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave’s impending
storyline baby girl. The woman who communicates through track suits is back in the media thanks to her hubby.
Let’s not continue to rehash the mounting legal bills of our various cast members. Why, that would be uncouth and surely Camille Grammer is already on the case. Well, let’s do it just this once regarding Tom. No need to bother with Dorit and PK Kemsley’s run from the IRS or Mauricio Umansky’s alleged shady house flip that profited him around $70 million. Tom has been dealing with his own financial disputes. Along with a $16 million case over perceived misused funds, in September, Tom was thrown another case. His law firm is being sued by a consulting company for $40,000. Tom is now responding to the case and basically saying, “I don’t know her” to the claim.
It sounds like the ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills may have found a new target for their venom. Last season, former housewife Lisa Vanderpump was the focal point of their anger. It got to the point where Lisa bade ado to the ladies and high tailed it out of there.
Now, it appears as though the castmates may be turning their hate towards Denise Richards and husband Aaron Phypers. Is this a new theme? Attack until there is only one left standing? Please let the last member be the dog from the puppygate drama.
Great news everyone! The reigning Princess of Chanel and Court Proceedings has won a case. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a new season right around the corner and filming is currently in progress. Season 9 found Dorit Kemsley and husband, PK Kemsley battling several lawsuits in attempts to collect on a debt. Sadly, Dorit did not share her financial anchor with viewers but at least we learned how great she is at
lying caring for animals!
Unfortunately for Dorit and her beloved, the man wanting his $1.2 million back wasn’t their only problem. Dorit had issues with a former partner in her world renowned bathing suit line, Beverly Beach by Dorit. Ryan Horne claimed a deal was made with Dorit and PK in 2017 to produce swimwear, along with owning a third of the business. I wonder whatever happened to that lovely woman in the Bahamas who calmly advised Dorit to “pay her friend” and also called Dorit a “cheap bitch”. Well, maybe now that unforgettable video star can rest easy because it looks like Ryan has bowed out.
Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd hosted the Vanderpump Dogs Gala last week in Los Angeles. “Coincidentally” the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast members are currently on their cast trip in Rome. Try to convince me that timing is an accident. Now, everyone has a perfectly acceptable excuse for not attending the event/supporting the cause.
Nevertheless, there were some RHOBH alums in the house. Get ready for this one: Kim Richards was there… wearing what looked like the choker she had on from the Season 1 finale. You know, the necklace from that infamous scene where she accused Kyle Richards of stealing her goddamned house in the back of a limo. I would love to know how Kyle felt about Kim attending the event. Could Kim be trying to pull a Parent Trap and unite Lisa and Kyle? She does want them to make up, after all. RHOBH OG and eternal shit-stirrer Camille Grammer attended. I guess that bad blood with LVP was short-lived.
And all the congregation said, DUH! Camille Grammer Meyer is having a moment, y’all. But, isn’t that the idea? When Real Housewives of Beverly Hills started getting slammed for the alleged boring season currently being filmed, instead of crawling on their hands and knees to Lisa Vanderpump, Bravo crawled to Camille. But she wasn’t the only one brought in to liven up the
snoozefest ladies, Brandi Glanville and Kim Richards got the call as well.
Apparently the red carpet was not rolled out for Camille’s return. That isn’t surprising because handlers carry it exclusively for Kyle Richards so her tiny sacred feet never directly touch the ground. Kidding! Kind of. Technically Camille isn’t supposed to be back at all. She famously tried to bust #puppygate and Dorit Kemsley’s financial embarrassment wide open last season. That didn’t exactly make her popular with the rest of the gang. But “the gang” proved to be failing on their own, so heeeeeeeeere’s Cammy! Now that she is back at work, is she getting the job done? All signs point to yes because Camille says the drama is falling on her shoulders. Get that check, girl.