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Tamra Judge Kelly

Tamra Judge has been talking about whether or not she would return to Real Housewives of Orange County on every single platform possible, as if she actually made the choice not to be on the show. They only offered a three-episode stint and she didn’t take it.

She did not “decide” to quit the show. They didn’t want her to have a full-time role or even a part-time role for the whole season, so Tamra talking about the conditions that would have to be in place for her to “decide” to return is just a total joke.

Heather Thomson Ramona Singer Real Housewives Of New York

For the most part, pretty much nothing happened during the most recent season of Real Housewives of New York. Dorinda Medley belittled Tinsley Mortimer until Tinsley quit in the middle of the season. Leah McSweeney got wasted and threw tiki torches, raviolis, and whatever else she could pick up (and toss) for attention. She’s currently sober, so, it’s fair to assume that she will not be throwing objects next season.

But, what were the actual storylines? Yes, these women are so funny, but there was really nothing happening. No wonder they decided to shake up the cast. Elyse Slaine will not be back to continue her feud with Ramona SingerDorinda got fired after a season with very few redeeming moments. Eboni K. Williams was hired as the first Black cast member in Real Housewives of New York history. And, now it seems like Heather “Holla” Thomson might be back. Or at the very least it seems like she filmed a lunch scene with Luann de Lesseps and Ramona.

Braunwyn Windham-Burke RHOC

Braunwyn Windham-Burke kicked off Season 15 of Real Housewives of Orange County by putting alcohol behind her and admitting to the viewers that she’s an alcoholic.

She’s been sober ever since with the help of support groups, advice from Captain Sandy Yawn, and even Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent.

Jackie Goldschneider Teresa Giudice

Teresa Giudice and Jackie Goldschneider have never truly been friends. From their argument about “controlling the husband” to Jackie and Margaret Josephs bringing up the “rumors” that Teresa was cheating on her estranged husband, they just never had a shot at being friends.

On top of that, Jackie was an instant Melissa Gorga soldier, which is never gonna fly with Teresa. Sure, Jackie and Teresa have had short spurts of getting along, but apparently, their issues were so bad that Jackie wasn’t on the cast trip to Lake George. Now, we may know why Jackie ditched the group vacation.

Braunwyn Windham-Burke Real Housewives Of Orange County

Braunwyn Windham-Burke has been on Real Housewives of Orange County for about five minutes. In reality this is her sophomore season on the franchise. Historically, the second year is usually when the shit starts hitting the fan. Braunwyn appears to be right on schedule. The mom of 93 made quite an impression out of the gate, but the volume has gone to 11 at this point.

Braunwyn has been open about her 20 years of nonconformist matrimony. Unfortunately, she and Sean Burke have strayed off the path of wedded bliss. After admitting she and Sean are redefining the term “marriage”, and boldly confiding she is an alcoholic in the season premier, now Braunwyn has something else to confess. She might want to start saving things for future seasons

Bethenny Andy

So many longtime Real Housewives cast members exited the franchise in the past year. Bethenny Frankel split the night before the last season was supposed to start filming. Denise Richards couldn’t come to a deal after her drama-filled sophomore season. Teddi Mellencamp admitted she got fired.

Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge cannot let it go when it comes to their firings. NeNe Leakes is undoubtedly in the midst of the most petty and bitter Real Housewives exit ever, slamming Andy Cohen constantly and accusing him of racism among other things.

Tyra Banks

Pretty much all I remember about America’s Next Top Model is that Shandi Sullivan had sex with someone who wasn’t her boyfriend in a hot tub night one. I can’t seem to remember important dates or facts but this is somehow burned in my memory bank. The real point, however, is that I didn’t watch ANTM. That reason was Tyra Banks.

In the early years of ANTM she also had a talk show, Tyra. It was focused on “women’s issues” and often featured women from ANTM. That way, Tyra could make Tyra all about herself. Now, for whatever reason, she’s hosting Dancing With the Stars and banning any and all Housewives.

Sheree Whitfield

We’re all sick of it. The horrible plague began it’s assault on the world earlier this year and most everyone has been impacted by the virus. The entertainment world basically shut down in an effort to slow the spread. We said good-bye to Broadway and a host of television shows went out of production. As we try to move forward in a safe manner, we are seeing the fallout of such an extraordinary contagion.

Businesses took a very hard hit. If it didn’t close, it might be struggling. Speaking of struggling, Real Housewives of Atlanta veteran, Shereé Whitfield has long touted her fashion line. Those obsessed with on-trend styles and everything Vogue have been waiting years for the official debut of She by Shereé. Now, it’s with a heavy heart that I must report Coronavirus has taken yet another métier. Friends, we must bid adieu to our dreams of a fashion show with no fashion.