Last night’s episode of Watch What Happens Live was chock full of shade. Danielle Staub (shockingly) owned up to her bridezilla antics. Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club namesake Lindsay Lohan talked Real Housewives and her rumored hook up with Jax Taylor. Host Andy Cohen was loving every second of it and so was I.
Porsha Williams and her man Dennis McKinley are not married, yet. This means that they have not gone on their honeymoon, obviously. Nevertheless, they still have a lot to celebrate since they are expecting their first child together.
The couple went to the Bahamas for their “babymoon,” i.e. their last big trip before they welcome their daughter.
During his announcement, the elated host stated, “Tonight, I want you to be the first to know that after many years of careful deliberation, a fair amount of prayers and the benefit of science — if all goes according to plan, in about six weeks time I’m going to become a father.”
Hi there I’m guest recapping Real Housewives Of New Jersey and it has been so long since I’ve written about this show I practically forgot how dysfunctional Teresa Giudice is! (Almost, but not quite!)
As Jennifer packs for TWO WHOLE DAYS away from home she worries if she doesn’t schedule Bill Aydin’s quality time with the kids, he’ll forget they exist. She’s probably also worried that he’ll forget she exists! Or worse – won’t miss her presence…
The tension has been building between Teresa Giudice and Jackie Goldschneider all season long on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Jackie took Melissa Gorga’s side in her argument against Teresa and had the nerve to acknowledge that Joe Giudice is in jail instead of “away” or “at camp” as they like to say.
On tonight’s Real Housewives of New Jersey episode, Teresa and Jackie finally have their one-on-one sitdown. Will it go well? Probably not. It’s very likely that their non-issues will continue all season and into the reunion, guaranteeing a Season 2 for Jackie.
Jackie Goldschneider has been a polarizing addition to Real Housewives of New Jersey. Sure, there are a lot of viewers who love Jackie for her sense of logic. Oh and her articulate ability to check Teresa Giudice. However, the Tre Huggers are not here for Jackie coming at their queen
for some obvious hypocrisies.
Nevertheless, Jackie is not backing down, no matter how many poorly articulated mixed metaphors Teresa throws her way. She even offended Teresa’s
soldier friend Jennifer Aydin when she wrote an article about her parenting and visiting her home. Now, Jackie hit the anti-Teresa trifecta by questioning the most loyal soldier of all, Danielle Staub.
The split between Real Housewives of New Jersey OG Danielle Staub and Marty Caffrey has been getting more vicious by the day. The couple’s May nuptials in the Bahamas was filmed for Season 9 of RHONJ. Still, it was clear from the beginning that this relationship was in trouble. The duo slapped each other with restraining orders in August, but they later dropped them. Danielle then retained counsel to end their marriage. Ahh…newlywed bliss!
Marty even listed the house that the
newlyweds exes are sharing for sale, but allegedly didn’t tell Danielle. On January 3, Danielle had police remove Marty from their home when the cops arrived regarding a domestic disturbance call. Danielle claimed that Marty is inflicting “emotional torment.” Perhaps it isn’t a great idea to both live in the same house while getting a divorce (just saying.)
Even though Lisa Vanderpump was Andy Cohen’s only guest on Watch What Happens Live, it felt like she had company. Vanderpump Rules cast member Kristen Doute chimed in with her own commentary via tweet. Next time, Andy should invite both of them to the Bravo clubhouse to hash out their differences. That would be some good TV.
Lisa did her best to explain why she has sympathy for James Kennedy, Kristen’s (latest) mortal enemy. Kristen wasn’t having it, even while she was watching from her couch at home. She couldn’t resist tweeting some retorts. And, of course, Andy read her posts during the episode.