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Eva Marcille - Real Houewives Of Atlanta

Another day, another Real Housewife with financial problems, living a life she can’t afford. This time Eva Marcille is the one accused of being secretly broke while fronting . The Real Housewives Of Atlanta are working the case of whether or not Eva has money.

I’m not really sure I understand this story but the gist of it seems to be that one of Eva’s bridesmaids, Seannita, got angry with her over the wedding – Why? What happened? Where is the rest of this story? Seannita took things to Mama Joyce‘s streets where she choked Eva’s wedding planner at the actual wedding (!). Then, ran all over town until she turned up on Marlo Hampton‘s doorstep like Postmates delivering tea, piping hot, ready to drink, and with a buy one, get one coupon. The story Seannita told Marlo, and then NeNe Leakes and Tanya Sam was witness protection program crazy!

Eva Marcille - Real Housewives Of Atlanta

The accusations on Real Housewives Of Atlanta have always gone straight for the jugular, aka the wallet. Tonight is no exception when Marlo Hampton makes some damning accusations about Eva Marcille‘s finances.

Eva returns from her honeymoon but wedded bliss is super short-lived when she and now-husband Michael Sterling jump right into moving to a new house. Eva previously said they were returning to the City of Atlanta for Michael’s political career, but Marlo has heard a very, very different account of their, erm, accounts! Or lack thereof… Perhaps the Sterlings shouldn’t have been shedding Benjamins for the wedding!?

Barbara-waiting

On the latest episode of Teen Mom 2, Barbara Evans arrives in New York to meet Jace’s dad, Andrew Lewis. She calls Jenelle Evans to let her know she has arrived and discusses the upcoming meeting.  Barbara arrives at the restaurant to meet Andrew and surprise…. He doesn’t bother to show up! She calls and leaves an angry message about wasting her time when she tried to help him see his son.

Andrew finally calls Barbara back and claims his dad has stage three lung cancer, so he is at his family’s home in Florida. If that is true, that is sad and reasonable excuse to miss their meeting. But why didn’t he just call or text and tell her that before she came to New York? This is exactly why I would have made him meet me, rather than fly to meet him. Jace is his son, so he should be taking the initiative to see him.

Eva Marcille Wedding - Real Housewives Of Atlanta

It was a wedding and practically a funeral on last night’s Real Housewives Of AtlantaEva Marcille said “I Do” to Michael Sterling in a super lavish ceremony and reception that was completely upstaged by NeNe Leakes‘ drama with everyone.

Eva’s wedding gown consisted of a 400 foot train (length and width) with these weird insect leg things that propelled out from her bust like rings of Saturn. Essentially the bottom part was Princess Diana. Meanwhile, the top was Alien Queen. I really didn’t get the effect.

Especially when coupled with Eva’s hair, which featured an ENORMOUS crown thingy that looked like it belonged with a Frozen costume and frizzy hair underneath her veil. Also, super long pointy matte white nails like she painted them with White-Out. You know you did that in middle school too! Anyway, I felt like the whole look was stiff, overdone, and not particularly flattering. Very costume-like. Just me? 

Eva Marcille - Real Housewives Of Atlanta

On tonight’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta Eva Marcille finally walks down the aisle with her 3 dresses and giant outstanding checks in tow.

I assume Eva also managed to find time to buy a dress for her daughter to walk down the aisle in?

Kailyn-upset-with-Javi

On last night’s episode of Teen Mom 2, it’s another day and another reason for Kailyn Lowry to be pissed at all the men in her life. This time, Javi Marroquin is the target of her annoyance. I can’t lie, I would be mad in this instance as well. Apparently, he put his girlfriend, Lauren Comeau down as the other parent on their son’s soccer group texts. When Kailyn, asked him why he would do that, his only response was “don’t travel on soccer days.” Whoa!!! Regardless if a parent has to travel, it doesn’t negate the fact they are the PARENT! Kailyn missed a game when she recently traveled for her podcast, but that doesn’t excuse leaving her out.

Accordingly, to Kailyn, she doesn’t mind Lauren being a third contact, but she shouldn’t be his mother’s replacement. Javi and Lauren discuss Soccer gate and they both don’t think it’s a big deal. Lauren feels like she is his partner and “it isn’t his responsibility to cater to her feelings.” I’m sorry, but they are not married and it IS Kailyn’s son. She has every right to say something about being left out.

Real Housewives Of Atlanta

Last night the Real Housewives Of Atlanta entered the dungeon … NeNe Leakes‘ closet – and no one emerged unscathed!

It’s a few days after NeNe’s “Bye Wig” party, and it would be a welcome relief if the only drama had been Kim Zolciak getting dragged out by her wig. But, alas it was far worse! It was actually a pregnant Porsha Williams being chased out (or dragged out by her belt?) for going in NeNe’s closet without permission. Seriously -what happened with the belt?!

Porsha meets up with Kandi Burruss and Marlo Hampton for a mid-afternoon gab session, and even though she does NOT – under no circumstance! – want to talk about belts, Porsha is wearing a dress with like 3 attached dress. So Freudian belt? Subliminal message?

Kandi Burruss - Real Housewives Of Atlanta

Tonight Real Housewives Of Atlanta fans will finally get to enter Kandi Burruss‘ notorious sex dungeon – albeit in a massive Fifty Shades Of Gray style variety show featuring erotic dances. Um… fun?

However first the women are still dealing with the fallout from NeNe Leakes‘ meltdown during her wig-free party. Porsha Williams isn’t even sure how to address the situation, while Marlo Hampton isn’t just worried about NeNe, but also concerned that Shamari DeVoe has a drinking problem!