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RHOBH Season 9

Erika Jayne - Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Tonight Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills returns with an epic auto-tune moment: The Erika Jayne concert. Featuring jazz and musical legends, a gospel choir, and a full band. Oh… haha… oops – that was the Boy George concert!

At Erika’s concert a technical malfunctions ensure that people have to listen to her actual voice, not the stylized version, but at least the mic failed and the audience can just watch the glittering electric light display of gyrating sequins dry humping air instead. 

Kyle Richards - Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

On tonight’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills the countdown to Lisa V Leaves Day continues, but for now she is still here although isolating herself from the majority of the women.

Lisa does deign to grace Denise Richards with her presence, but is disappointed when Denise chooses to use their time together to mediate between Lisa and the group. Denise believes her acrimonious divorce from Charlie Sheen has taught her a a lot about compromise, but Kyle Richards and Dorit Kemsley have their doubts and don’t believe there’s a chance in hell that Denise can make LVP see their perspective!

Lisa Vanderpump

In preparation for tonight’s EPIC episode of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills I have been yelling “GOODBYYYYYE, KYLE!” whenever something annoying happens, and tonight we finally see Kyle Richards thrown out of Villa Rosa after accusing Lisa Vanderpump of planting stories in the tabloids about Dorit Kemsley.

Of course this being Bravo, before epic conformation some other stuff happened. Denise Richards and Aaron Phypers celebrate their newlywed status not by taking a honeymoon, but by spending some quality time at home “nesting.” Which probably means having sex like 3 times a day instead of once. Keep doing you, and Aaron, Denise!