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LeeAnne Locken Kameron Westcott Brandi Redmond Real Housewives Of Dallas

Whew – what an emotional episode of Real Housewives Of Dallas. These ladies go there like no other franchise except for New York. They are raw, open, and funny at the same time.

So, it’s the last day in Mexico and apparently if you’re from Dallas the word Mexico means “drama”.

After a particularly heinous night fighting over who is the trash and who needs to take it out, LeeAnne Locken wakes up as a girl does: fighting with a native bird and peeing herself, which is the new coffee. Then she has a heart-to-heart with Kameron Westcott about the fight with Brandi Redmond.

Kameron Westcott Real Housewives Of Dallas

Last week’s Real Housewives of Dallas ended with the ladies in complete disarray after a fight between Brandi Redmond and Kameron Westcott about what one does with napkins and trash.

Stephanie Hollman is having a difficult trip to begin with and has an emotional reaction to Kameron calling her BFF “trash.” Stephanie turns to Kary Brittingham for advice on how she should handle the delicate situation.

Brandi Redmond Real Housewives Of Dallas

Aaaaahhhh… Viva la Mexico with the Real Housewives Of Dallas. Friends, or foes, who’s to know but napkins went flying, mediation mallets weren’t calming, and peeing in public took place! Oh, and this is only Kameron Westcott‘s behavior we’re talking about!

It’s hard night, good morning — or not! After said hard night of dealing with LeeAnne Locken‘s drama the good is mighty forced. Especially from LeeAnne herself. Stephanie Hollman was so agitated out she puked at 2am, to exorcise all the bad juju. But at least she was quiet so Kameron didn’t have to hear anything icky-o, right girl?

Brandi Redmond Stephanie Hollman Real Housewives Of Dallas

It’s day 2 of the Real Housewives Of Dallas trip to Careyes Mexico, and oh boy did things get off to a rocky start last week courtesy of LeeAnne Lockens mood.

After an explosive first dinner where LeeAnne made sarcastic comments about suicide to shock Kary Brittingham, the women try to put on happy faces for a fun day at the Mexican polo matches. But even a talking horse, gymnastics and a ton of tequila can’t truly erase the gloomy mood – especially for Stephanie Hollman, who is really struggling to deal with LeeAnne’s comments in relate to her own battle with depression. 

LeeAnne Locken Real Housewives Of Dallas Careyes Mexico

Last night, the Real Housewives Of Dallas traveled to Careyes, Mexico to visit Kary Brittingham‘s amazing family resort. Unfortunately, LeeAnne Locken forgot to pack her positivity panties and instead was like the human equivalent of having a yeast infection on vaycay. LeeAnne should’ve stay-away-cayed so Kameron Westcott could’ve fit another grande bago on the plane instead.

It’s just a casual morning here in Dallas, where our favorite Housewives are preparing for their day. Most people stumble to the coffee pot, but Kameron is perfectly coiffed with her eyelashes affixed, and is calmly blowing up a whoopee cushion then inviting Court to sit down. Kameron apparently didn’t know what a whoopee cushion is because she made a face like Court shoved a K-Cup up his hoo-hah during an impromptu pageant amongst friends in a private home. Class, Court, Claaaaaaays.

Meanwhile, Travis Hollman just got Housewiv’d! No, that’s not what he calls having sex with Stephanie Hollman. It’s when one receives an ultimate arrogant social slight. In this case, D’Andra Simmons stands Travis up for a business meeting, because her hair was getting did all night. D’Andra never even bothered to tell Travis directly that she needed to reschedule. Instead, she texted Stephanie at 1:30 am to cancel because she had a hair emergency. Suuuuper profesh, Daaandra!

Kary Brittingham Real Housewives Of Dallas

Tonight is the first cast trip for this season’s Real Housewives Of Dallas, and the ladies are going all out to newbie Kary Brittingham‘s fabulous Mexican resort. I mean, seriously, the luxury on this show parallels only RHOBH – and I LOVE it!

However before these ladies play hard, they must work hard. Or, hardly! D’Andra Simmons‘ company is floundering so Stephanie Hollman arranges for D’Andra to meet with Travis for some advice in how to save Green Miracle.

D'Andra Simmons Stephanie Hollman Real Housewives Of Dallas

On last night’s Real Housewives Of Dallas D’Andra Simmons celebrated her 50th birthday by asking all her friends to make fun of her on national TV. Then she got a big box of donuts for a present. To each their own, I suppose!

Here in Dallas we don’t just do squats. We electrocute our gluteus muscles with electrodes attached to every part of our bodies while we “sim-u-late” a 1987 Curves workout. Well, this is what Stephanie Hollman and Kameron Westcott are doing instead of hitting the gym and getting CoolSculpting. It’s called “90/20.” It goes through the motions of a 90 minute exercise while you wear some biomedical lab catsuit which is supposed to deeply sculpt all your muscles in 2o minutes.

Doing this gives Stephanie more time to eat corn nuts or pickles off Travis‘ chest.  Or you know, whatever. It’s also been a great opportunity for Steph and Kam to bond away from the group and all the drama of D’Andra and LeeAnne Locken.

D'Andra Simmons Real Housewives Of Dallas

On tonight’s Real Housewives Of Dallas the drama between D’Andra Simmons and LeeAnne Locken continues to escalate when LeeAnne crashes D’Andra’s 50th birthday party roast.

This is all D’Andra’s fault of course, since she was the genius with the idea to host a roast for herself. Which is basically like spending the day with Mama Dee. So maybe this is what D’Andra is used to? She should know better, knowing her friend group!