Real Housewives of Dallas definitely nailed the casting for Season 2. With the casting just right and the relationships solidified last year, Season 3 is off to a fantastic start. Unfortunately, Real Housewives of Dallas has been relegated to redheaded stepchild status within the Real Housewives franchise, but this show is actually so good and worth the watch. Just maybe skip the first season.
Last night the Real Housewives Of Dallas left Beaver Creek to return to their roots: the rodeo! D’Andra Simmons celebrated her 49th birthday and some of her friends treated her like a little girl who was gonna eat too much cake and make herself sick!
Cary Deuber is still in Jackson Hole Wyoming, and Stephanie Hollman is in Italy pasta-scarfing all her feelings about Kameron Westcott away. Much better than therapy if you ask me! This means Brandi Redmond‘s left to be the one-woman fun machine. She did not disappoint, although poor old LeeAnne Locken was trying to nip at her heels.
LeeAnne loves a competition over nothing, doesn’t she? Is she in therapy for this or does she not recognize that it’s a problem? Last week she argued with D’Andra over who was queen of nothing, which resulted in sexual assault on a K-Cup; this week she’s competing with Brandi for the title of D’Andra’s BFF. LeeAnne one-upped D’Andra’s K-Cup with an audition for a Def Leopard video – except MTV stop making music videos about 300 years ago, about the time LeeAnne should’ve handled her insecurities.
Before we jump in for more drama with the ladies of Real Housewives of Dallas, LeeAnne Locken wants to give her two cents on last week’s hot topics. LeeAnne has a few things to say about D’Andra Simmons being way too nosy about her wedding plans.
She blogs, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please take your seats because the Pageant of Bullsh– is about to begin! I want to start off this week’s recap by stating the truth clearly. While I have worn many crowns, I have NEVER referred to myself as a queen! However, Mrs. Lock CANNOT say the same! Just scroll through her social media… Girl, you can have the title.”
This week your favorite reality TV stars were all about the family time. Potomac Housewife Monique Samuels posted a photo of herself with her husband Chris Samuels and their two children. Former Real Housewives of Orange County cast member Meghan Edmonds shared a photo holding all three of her babies in her lap at the same time.
Peace, love, and ice cold hearts? On last night’s Real Housewives Of Dallas Beaver Creek continued to offer up its many splendored dramas and arguments, but this time the only thing that got naked was D’Andra Simmons‘s foot! Kameron Westcott is OK with podiatry nudity – after all one has to get pedicures!
It’s a crisp, sunny morning in Beaver Creek and it’s as if the previous night of arguing over bashing over Brandi Redmond‘s baby Bruin never happened. At all. Freshly fallen snow has wipeth clean the slate and painted it as white as Kameron’s undead skin. Well, kinda. In actuality, everyone blames their lack of sanity on high altitude and high alcohol content.
But at least Kameron didn’t stage an insurrection to forcibly throw Stephanie Hollman from her house, leaving her to trudge to the PJ platform in nothing more than striped PJ’s like a common criminal. Although Kam’s feelings are still hurt. After all, why wasn’t she inner-circle enough to know about Brandi’s baby? Um, probably because, as D’Andra later points out, because Kam doesn’t even like Brandi or Stephanie! Kameron essentially only tolerates Stephanie because Travis is wealthy and influential. Which is probably what Kameron considers the basis of an everlasting friendship anyway…
Before we head into the new episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas tonight, Kameron Westcott and Stephanie Hollman are each pleading their case on the drama surrounding Brandi Redmond‘s adoption secret. They took to their blogs to explain their side of things. It basically boils down to: Kameron is hurt and Stephanie thinks she’s acting ridiculous.
Kameron shared why she was so upset over not being let in on the big adoption secret. “I hung out with Brandi multiple times before the party and she never mentioned to me once that she had a new baby at home. This is a HUGE DEAL! How could she go to lunch with me and not say a new baby is at home?”
Is it possible for a child to have his or her first day of school without being photographed by parental units? Not in 2018- especially for the children of reality TV stars.
Most parents already post a lot about their offspring, so of course, reality TV moms and dads are going to be extra excited to share their kids’ milestone occasions on social media.
Cary Deuber has decided the best way to avoid Real Housewives Of Dallas drama is to be brutally honest to everyone and not hold back. She admitted to D’Andra Simmons that she tattled to Brandi Redmond about the Adderall rumors, she called Kameron Westcott out for being melodramatic over the secret baby reveal. I guess you could say Cary’s conscience is as clear as the body is naked in a hot tub!
“And so it is with these girls; a lot of fun, but then so much work…” Cary begins her Bravo blog.