Last night, the Real Housewives Of Dallas traveled to Careyes, Mexico to visit Kary Brittingham‘s amazing family resort. Unfortunately, LeeAnne Locken forgot to pack her positivity panties and instead was like the human equivalent of having a yeast infection on vaycay. LeeAnne should’ve stay-away-cayed so Kameron Westcott could’ve fit another grande bago on the plane instead.
It’s just a casual morning here in Dallas, where our favorite Housewives are preparing for their day. Most people stumble to the coffee pot, but Kameron is perfectly coiffed with her eyelashes affixed, and is calmly blowing up a whoopee cushion then inviting Court to sit down. Kameron apparently didn’t know what a whoopee cushion is because she made a face like Court shoved a K-Cup up his hoo-hah during an impromptu pageant amongst friends in a private home. Class, Court, Claaaaaaays.
Meanwhile, Travis Hollman just got Housewiv’d! No, that’s not what he calls having sex with Stephanie Hollman. It’s when one receives an ultimate arrogant social slight. In this case, D’Andra Simmons stands Travis up for a business meeting, because her hair was getting did all night. D’Andra never even bothered to tell Travis directly that she needed to reschedule. Instead, she texted Stephanie at 1:30 am to cancel because she had a hair emergency. Suuuuper profesh, Daaandra!
Tonight is the first cast trip for this season’s Real Housewives Of Dallas, and the ladies are going all out to newbie Kary Brittingham‘s fabulous Mexican resort. I mean, seriously, the luxury on this show parallels only RHOBH – and I LOVE it!
However before these ladies play hard, they must work hard. Or, hardly! D’Andra Simmons‘ company is floundering so Stephanie Hollman arranges for D’Andra to meet with Travis for some advice in how to save Green Miracle.
As tough as it was to watch, LeeAnne Locken and D’Andra Simmons’ fallout was very compelling, at first. As sad as it was. Now, it’s just the feud that will never end. As LeeAnne once yelled: “I’m exhausted. My weave is exhausted. My pantyliner is exhausted.” And for the record, I’m not rocking a weave or a pantyliner. TMI, but let’s continue with this never-ending storyline.
LeeAnne was upset with D’Andra for saying that Rich Emberlin was cheating on LeeAnne (and there are screenshots that don’t do him any favors). LeeAnne’s man Rich returned the favor by claiming that Jeremy Lock cheats on D’Andra with “Pretty Jessica.” Not only did Rich text Jeremy, but he also texted D’Andra. Ugh. Make it stop.
Real Housewives of Dallas breakout star, LeeAnne Locken might have a situation on her hands. Recently married to Rich Emberlin, the couple has always seemed to work as a team. Despite the great relationship LeeAnne has with her husband, sometimes her friendships leaned towards the wonky side. LeeAnne has a personality, and she isn’t afraid to use it. She has battled with most of her co-stars, but LeeAnne seemed closest to D’Andra Simmons.
That fell apart when D’Andra had a discussion with LeeAnne questioning Rich’s ability to be faithful. During a heartfelt talk, D’Andra implied Rich was ordering his Popeye’s with a side-piece. Naturally, this evoked the carnival-style rage in LeeAnne that viewers have come to know and love. LeeAnne and Rich then accused D’Andra’s spouse of dipping his toe in another pond. Rich texted D’Andra’s husband, Jeremy Lock saying he was about to expose his dirty deeds with “Pretty Jessica” after the “baseless lies” D’Andra spewed about him. Well, the circle of ALLEGED infidelity is about to close. The “baseless lies” coming from D’Andra might have some legs after all. Good luck with this one, Rich.
On last night’s Real Housewives Of Dallas D’Andra Simmons celebrated her 50th birthday by asking all her friends to make fun of her on national TV. Then she got a big box of donuts for a present. To each their own, I suppose!
Here in Dallas we don’t just do squats. We electrocute our gluteus muscles with electrodes attached to every part of our bodies while we “sim-u-late” a 1987 Curves workout. Well, this is what Stephanie Hollman and Kameron Westcott are doing instead of hitting the gym and getting CoolSculpting. It’s called “90/20.” It goes through the motions of a 90 minute exercise while you wear some biomedical lab catsuit which is supposed to deeply sculpt all your muscles in 2o minutes.
Doing this gives Stephanie more time to eat corn nuts or pickles off Travis‘ chest. Or you know, whatever. It’s also been a great opportunity for Steph and Kam to bond away from the group and all the drama of D’Andra and LeeAnne Locken.
On tonight’s Real Housewives Of Dallas the drama between D’Andra Simmons and LeeAnne Locken continues to escalate when LeeAnne crashes D’Andra’s 50th birthday party roast.
This is all D’Andra’s fault of course, since she was the genius with the idea to host a roast for herself. Which is basically like spending the day with Mama Dee. So maybe this is what D’Andra is used to? She should know better, knowing her friend group!
When it comes to the bad blood between LeeAnne Locken and D’Andra Simmons, it seems like everyone has an opinion!
Recently, Real Housewives of Dallas stars Stephanie Hollman and Kary Brittingham stopped by People to dish on their fellow ‘Wives friendship drama.
It’s a new, lighter season of Real Housewives Of Dallas – at least hair follicle-wise! Oh, haha – who am I kidding these ladies still hate each other! Well, LeeAnne Locken and D’Andra Simmons do anyway.
Get ready for another season of LeeAnne and D’Andra battling for title of Queen Bee. LeeAnne even references her pageant past in her tagline, and of course she’s wearing a crown for her wedding. Marrying Rich Emberlin is her crowning achievement after all – right after being the self-proclaimed Philanthropy Hub of Dallas. Did I mention that I love this show?
LeeAnne blames D’Andra for their reconciliation stalling. After all, D’Andra never reached out after the reunion, despite promising that she would after apologizing for saying Rich cheated. Thankfully we did not have to hear a long tearful spiel about LeeAnne’s abandonment issues and her amygdala being hyper-sensitive to false promises, which further degrade her fragile carnie heart, which is all LeeAnne’s mother’s fault for letting the tilt-a-whirl operator babysit her – or some crazy shit that causes one to poop in a bag after ripping your belt off in the name of Jesus. LeeAnne’s trust issues make her see relationships like cotton candy: they look so beautiful and full, but evaporate as soon as she gets too close with her hot air.