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Vanderpump Rules - Scheana Marie

Vanderpump Rules star Scheana Marie may be technically single, but she always seems to return to a few favorite guys. Last season, Pump Rules fans watched Scheana “date” Adam Spott. Scheana Marie went out with, and mad out with, Bachelorette and Bachelor In Paradise star Robby Hayes. Robby, who was the runner-up on JoJo Fletcher’s season, was also friends with Adam. Because of course, he was!

Her attempt to make Adam jealous backfired, but Scheana Marie and Robby continued their romance friendship. In May, they even vacationed in Hawaii together, and you know that Scheana Marie posted all about it on social media.

Scheana Marie Spotted Making Out With Robby Hayes Of The Bachelor Franchise

There are very few things in this life that I am 100% certain about.  I am 100% certain that if I am running late, there will be traffic.  I am 100% certain that when I’m “not drinking tonight,” I will have consumed 10 tequila shots by 9 pm.  I am also 100% certain that Scheana Marie involves herself in very public, and messy, romantic entanglements for dramatic purposes.

First, there was poor Mike Shay.  Scheana and Mike had a marriage that was over before it really even begun.  But the blessed union put her front and center on Vanderpump Rules for the majority of that season, and that’s all that really matters.   I wonder if Scheana is bitter about the fact that Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor’s wedding was an over-the-top extravaganza paid for by sponsored Instagram posts, and all Scheana got was a crop-top wedding dress and a bunch of bedazzled silk roses?  After her divorce from Mike, she moved on to Rob Valletta, whose name she mentioned at every.  Possible.  Opportunity.  Then, last season, she badgered poor Adam Spott into “dating” her, and immediately tried to make him jealous by making out with Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise-alum, Adam’s friend, Robby Hayes

Monday Morning Tea- August 26, 2019: The Stories You Need To See

We can’t cover every news story ourselves. Fortunately, there are a lot of great sources for reality TV news and gossip. Check out this links from some of our favorite sites in the August 26, 2019 edition of Monday Morning Tea.

Scheana Marie

Nowadays, the majority of the Vanderpump Rules cast are in committed relationships. And I use the word committed loosely, as they do whatever they want anyways. Like Lala Kent and Ariana Madix hooking up. Or James Kennedy being accused of cheating on Raquel Leviss. And Jax Taylor…well he han’t done anything yet this season, but give it some time. 

However, one cast member is single, and that is Scheana Marie. Her dating life on the show has been pretty quiet so far. All we’ve seen is her sexually harassing hanging out with Adam Spott. I wonder if Adam can hang a TV in seven minutes? Recently, Scheana’s love life has been in a status of, “It’s complicated.”

Kristen Doute

On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules the ladies are still in Solvang – the Epcot Center of wine countries – and Crazy Kristen Doute is rearing her ugly head. We like to call her ‘The Kritter’ since it’s so much more ominous but you know either nickname will suffice.

While Kristen threatens to destroy the trip, just like she ruined the most EPIC PRIVATE JET ride in history, Scheana Marie has a tantrum over her collapsed friendship with Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney. One woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure, I suppose…

Vanderpump Rules - Kristen Doute

Batten down the hatches because after a few weeks of in hiding Krazy Kristen Doute has returned in full splendor on Vanderpump Rules. Solvang? Or So Insane? Kristen wasn’t the only one Solvagning problems though – Jax Taylor and James Kennedy both went to therapy, but not together. Although they probably should.

It’s the day after the inaugural TomTom party and Lisa Vanderpump hasn’t had a hangover since 1985, aka before Tom 1 and Tom 2 were born… Oh, wait: everyone on this show is pushing 40, which makes them older than me. And they’ve definitely given LVP enough headaches to quantify as a hangover.

The Toms are overjoyed with their first event. They were ready to spread the doors wide to the public at large. Tom 2 wants a gold star on his chore chart.

Lisa reminds them that there’s no gas (or ice). James was spinning records in the utility closet sitting on 2 Costco mega-packs of Charmin Double Ply. 

Vanderpump Rules - Kristen Doute

Tonight on Vanderpump Rules Lala Kent rewards the girls for no longer calling her a whore by taking them on a private jet to Solvang Wine Country.

Of course, since this is Vanderpump Rules, aka NeverNeverLand for drunken delusionoids, Kristen Doute acts up and embarrasses everyone. Of course hinging your life’s worth on a private jet is embarrassing enough so I can’t imagine how bad Kristen must be! 

Vanderpump Rules - TomTom Opens

On last night’s Vanderpump Rules TomTom finally opened its doors in the frantic, frenzied, disastrous way you’d expect from Tom 1 and Tom 2.

Welcome to Mr. Tom’s Wild Ride – first stop the deluxe modern apartment of one DJ James Kennedy, who will have his reintroduction into SURciety by being the inaugural DJ at TomTom. Trust me – it sounds like a much bigger honor than it actually is. With havoc on the homefront and no ice at the bar, Lisa Vanderpump quickly realizes she needs the Toms temporarily distracted. So, she dispatches 5% personal assistants to wrangle menial tasks. Tom 2, as always, drew the short straw and is forced to go discuss the music with James.

As he waits for Tom’s arrival James works on his apology letter to Mandall, the entree nous he needs to get back into Lala Kent‘s homie status. Raquel LeViss is not impressed with James’ labors of Lala-dom.