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Porsha Williams & Dennis McKinley

On last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta, the boobs were out on full display and bringing plenty of surprises with them! Mostly it was Porsha Williams pulling rabbits and silk scarves and all sorts of tricks out of her bra. Dennis McKinley had one hell of a memorable birthday!

Noelle Robinson is about to leave for Howard University to study dentistry. Since Cynthia Bailey has never even played a college kid on TV, she has no idea what to expect. Like should she teach Noelle about how to handle her liquor now, before she leaves to school by giving her brunch cocktails? Should she cut Noelle’s food, and open her juice boxes, and make sure she’s buckled into her car seat? Should she go to college too and live in the apartments next to the dorm? Or IN the dorm?! Can Mike Hill stay over in said dorm? So many worries!

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Real Housewives of Atlanta is back tonight with a new episode. Let’s just hope they can get back into the groove of how things used to be! This season has been a total yawn fest. Will tonight’s episode be any better?

Did Shamari DeVoe reveal too much about her marriage?

On last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta, Porsha Williams relationship continued to be THE word on the street. Kandi Burrus found herself in hot water for running her mouth. Also, NeNe Leakes got some bad news about Gregg’s health.

It’s Dennis McKinley‘s turn to be in the hot seat and meet Porsha’s mom. They get together at his hookah lounge CRU, which makes perfect sense since Diane doesn’t like the smell of hookah.”Between hookah, hair, and hot dogs, there’s not one other word that begins with ‘H’ that could describe my Dennis,”  Porsha brags. Dennis, who doesn’t have hair, but does have the delightful distinction of looking hot dog-esque (sans the ‘hot’ part). Aren’t hookah lounges passe – just like visible panty lines, which Porsha, unfortunately, has in those way too tight jeggings.

Eva Marcille has drama with Shamea Morton

On last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta we got intimate with Shamari DeVoe. Porsha Williams met Dennis McKinley‘s mom, and it went… like a dumpster fire.

If only Kandi Burrus would listen to an expert – her daughter Riley Burruss – she might not be visiting Dr. Jackie Walters to inquire about how to bring more Tucker Tots into the universe.

Since Kandi had fibroids and a high-risk pregnancy with Ace, she and Todd Tucker are considering a surrogate (or two!) to make babies out of their two remaining embryos.  Until they learn surrogates – the good ones who aren’t hanging in the hood – cost $100k per uterine rental, and Todd might not even get to rub their bellies. At least Todd realizes he better get to work at the OLG instead of just sampling fried chicken and cocktails while talking about work.

NeNe Leakes, Cynthia Bailey, & Eva Marcille Share First Impressions Of Shamari DeVoe

The Real Housewives of Atlanta viewers did not “meet” Shamari DeVoe until episode 3 of the season. She made… quite the impression. Kandi Burruss introduced Shamari to the group. Shamari returned the favor by propping up her husband Ronnie DeVoe to shade Kandi’s music. That’s not the best way to make an introduction.

Nevertheless, Shamari definitely made a splash. Do we love her? Will we love to hate her? That’s very unclear. However, one thing is certain. This woman is here to make a splash. Shamari DeVoe is definitely on this show to relaunch her music career. What’s the best way to do this? By throwing an old friend under the bus and shading new acquaintances, of course.

Kandi Burruss Dishes On Porsha Williams’ New Man & Shamari DeVoe’s Husband

Season 11 of Real Housewives of Atlanta is off to a slow start. Thankfully, Kandi Burruss “introduced” Shamari DeVoe to the cast during the last episode. At this point, the jury is still out on Shamari. Nevertheless, she did give us some much-needed drama, even though it was a teeny, tiny bit.

Shamari pushed her husband Ronnie DeVoe to critique Kandi’s musical performance completely out of nowhere. Why push him to give Kandi’s group unsolicited advice? Did she just not want to make a good impression on the rest of the cast? Nevertheless, Shamari’s delusional aspirations to be the “next” Beyonce and Jay Z truly entertained me. Therefore, I welcome her presence. For now.

Shamari DeVoe meets the cast of RHOA

On last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta we met new Housewife Shamari DeVoe, and she is um, extra excited about being Mrs. DeVoe and about her great wonderful amazing life. Also, Eva Marcille seems to have some postpartum infection of shadiness that may be crossing the line!

Eva works at Dish Nation (was I supposed to know this?) where she became friends with Porsha Williams. She just doesn’t understand how anyone couldn’t love Porsha! Um, Eva, get back to us when she spreads rumors about your marriage and accuses you of planning to drug and rape her, or drags you across a reunion stage by your extensions.