After over a month of Vanderpump Rules episodes leading up to this moment, Beau Clark finally proposes to Stassi Schroeder tonight. The big moment is actually the most Stassi proposal ever, in a graveyard, and filmed by a camera crew, of course.
Most of the cast is invited to celebrate the engagement at Lisa Vanderpump’s house. However, Kristen Doute did not make the cut, yet there’s an empty chair there, for everyone to awkwardly feel her presence. Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright try to comfort Kristen for feeling left out, but something tells me she’s still going to be upset regardless.
As if 2020 couldn’t get any crazier, Jax Taylor is now doling out relationship advice. Yes, he and his wife Brittany Cartwright miraculously made it down the aisle last year. This has led to Jax believing he’s some sort of relationship expert. Call me crazy, but I still think Jax is the last person on earth I’d take dating advice from.
Chatting with Lisa Vanderpump, Jax and Lisa expressed their very strong opinions and threw shade about fellow Vanderpump Rules star Scheana Marie’s dating life.
I admit I have not always been a fan of Scheana Marie. She has often come across as self-centered and attention-seeking. If I had to describe her in one word, it would be insufferable. But something has changed this season, and the things that used to annoy me about Scheana, are now endearing her to me. I think she is really struggling this season on Vanderpump Rules. Anyone who has been a single woman in her thirties knows that the struggle is real. It is hard watching everyone else find their happy ever after while you remain alone. I feel for Scheana, and I think she is doing her best to be honest, but it can be hard when the truth hurts.
Through it all, Lisa Vanderpump has always been in her corner. Lisa has supported her through her marriage, divorce, and subsequent failed relationships. Even when Scheana was most annoying, Lisa was there for her. It seems to me like Scheana is especially vulnerable right now. She needs Lisa to be positive for her more than ever. That’s why it is a little surprising to see Lisa speak so harshly to her this season.
Watching the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules, I had a serious case of deja vu back to Scheana Marie’s Season 2 tooth surgery. She was devastated when no one checked on her after getting a dental procedure and turned that into a (weak) storyline.
This time, Scheana had a major procedure, an egg retrieval surgery. The surgery went well, but Scheana wasn’t happy with the lack of recovery check-ins. Specifically, she was miffed that Brett Caprioni, a guy she kissed once, didn’t check in on her. She was also upset with “ex” Max Boyens for not reaching out. During the episode, Scheana explained to Lisa Vanderpump that she was disappointed in her friends. In response, Lisa laughed in her face and told her not to expect so much from males she has a platonic relationship with.
It’s no secret that Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent has an inflated sense of self these days. First, she wants to join the cast of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And now, Lala wants Megan Fox’s role in a movie. Yes, you read that correctly.
With her producer/director fiancé Randall Emmett wrapped around her finger, it’s a wonder we haven’t seen Lala in more films. But according to Randall, it’s not personal. It’s just business.
“People are rotten everywhere you go. They’re no good. You want to see a very bad man? Make an ordinary man successful beyond his imagination. Let’s see how good he is when he can do whatever he wants.” ‘Pachinko’ by Min Jin Lee.
And that quote defines Vanderpump Rules. Here we have just some ordinary obnoxious people, but they are successful merely for being in the right time at the right place. First we suffered through Jax Taylor‘s delusional hubris consuming the first half of the season and now we are subjected to Stassi Schroeder‘s obnoxious arrogance for the remainder of it.
In the umpteenth week of quarantine I could give less fucks than Giggy; barely dragging myself across the marble floors in my scruffy slipper feet. Everyone but Giggy is trying harder than Charli Burnett‘s pants at the strip club. Actually I like Charli. Charli is surprisingly wry and snarky. I like Danica Dow too. Danica is psycho and it’s gonna keep creeping up again and again in interesting ways. I said it once, and I’ll say it again: Danica is the new Jax. Or maybe Season 1 & 2 Kristen Doute?
As we are all aware, we are living in some tough times these days. At least, we have some entertaining TV shows to watch while we are social distancing and staying safe in our homes.
As a result of the coronavirus outbreak, Watch What Happens Live has been filming new episodes via video chat. Andy Cohen hosts from the safety of his New York City apartment. And different guests video chat in from wherever they are. Although it’s great to see the stars glammed up with pounds of hair extensions and self-tanner, this filming from home thing definitely has some advantages. For instance, there are no travel schedules to consider. This means that it is possible to have premium guests every single night.