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Well, hell hath surely frozen over and the next thing we’ll be celebrating on Vanderpump Rules is an ice skating party because I actually liked Katie Maloney this episode. Hold me – I am fainting from the vapors!

At least I’m reassured that the constant is my complete and utter disgust of Jax Taylor! Accidentally taking a bite of that moldy lasagna found in the back of your fridge during a dunk binge eat is more desirable!

After Jax went on a rage-text tirade and uninvited everyone from his pool party (like anyone wanted to go to begin with) Tom Sandoval decided to host his own party for the rejects. Unfortunately the list of rejects grew and grew until it was revenge of the rejects with Tom and Ariana Madix winding up with an amazing party while Jax and Brittany Cartwright had one of the sad little get-togethers you see at the end of an HGTV House Hunters episode when the couple claims they “LOVE” to entertain.

Vanderpump Rules Scheana Marie

#JusticeForScheana. Why are there so many scenes showing embarrassing footage of Scheana Marie on Vanderpump Rules? For the most part, Scheana has been a great sport about this. I mean she does sign on for the show season after season. She also has no issue poking fun at herself and being in on the joke. But, here’s the thing, Scheana gets shaded more than anyone else on the show.

And, let’s not forget that it was Scheana’s storyline that was the lead-in for this show. If it wasn’t for the Brandi Glanville/Eddie Cibrian of it all, would we even have this show? Yes, probably because Lisa Vanderpump is such a hustler when it comes to her businesses. Nevertheless, we still have to give Scheana props. So, why is Scheana constantly dissed by the show that she has always been an integral part of? Well, apparently she didn’t befriend the right editor.

Lala Kent Names Vanderpump Rules Cast Members She’d Hate To Quarantine With

Lala Kent has had a lot to say about her Vanderpump Rules castmates this season. She’s been battling against Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix in the press. He said Lala wasn’t a good friend to Ariana. Lala clapped back and she’s been shading them both ever since. During the season itself, Lala was unnecessarily cruel to Raquel Leviss on multiple occasions, but it seems like they’ve made up at this point. She’s also thrown some cheap shots at Scheana Marie, calling her a “slutty JoJo Siwa” because of her crop top and high ponytail.

On top of all that, she has been consistently vocal about her dislike for the new cast members who joined the show this season. Thank god for her private jet access. Otherwise, she might not have any friends in the cast.

Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor

This season seems to be a reckoning on Vanderpump Rules. A washing the slate clean to prepare for the new and fresh, and the people getting hit the hardest are Jax Taylor and Scheana Marie. I welcome this.

For some bizarro reason Max Boyens hosts a beach clean-up at a public beach that gets regularly cleaned by the city. Then, because this makes total logical sense, everyone who shows up is swilling wine out of plastic solo cups. Erm. Look – I get it, they need to give Max something to DO besides women, but how about we get a little more filler about his backstory? Like who is this guy other than the person who’s presumably replacing Jax as the Number 3 guy in the TomSquared concoction.

Speaking of Jax, he does not attend because he it’s ridiculous to have to drive “4 hours,” polluting the environment to clean up a beach. He’s not wrong, but of course Brittany Cartwright is there. They could’ve taken the car pool lane, y’all!

Lala Kent Vanderpump Rules Reunion

It looks like 2020 is the year of the virtual reunion. Well, pretty much the virtual everything at this point. Real Housewives of Atlanta filmed a reunion via Zoom. The Tinger King cast filmed their reunion virtually as well. Now, it’s the Vanderpump Rules cast’s turn at the virtual reunion.

Just because the sit-down was filmed via webcam while the cast members quarantined safely at home, it doesn’t mean that they toned down the glam. They may have done their own hair and makeup, but you really can’t tell. They really went all out. All 392,252,155 of the cast members.

Vanderpump Rules Scheana Marie

During last week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules, Beau Clark proposed to Stassi Schroeder in a graveyard. This week, they’re still living it up in their engagement, but most likely, that will included continued bitching about Kristen Doute, the one (main) cast member excluded fromtheir celebration.

Scheana Marie asks Brett Caprioni to be her love interest in her music video. Most likely, she did this to bother Dayna Kathan, who has been seeing Brett. That’s probably going tot backfire on Scheana. The girl is having a rough season when it comes to her issues with Dayna.

Vanderpump Rules’ Scheana Marie Responds To Shady Editing That Made It Look Like She Was Inappropriate With Stassi Schroeder’s Teenage Brother

It’s no secret (to me at least) that Scheana Marie is as good as (reality TV) gold. It’s also no secret that producers love trolling her on the show. Instead of showing Scheana’s emotional journey with freezing her eggs this season, we’re getting a lot of Scheana looking desperate for the wrong man’s attention. Whether you like her or not, remember people, producers and editors have the power to make cast members look amazingly grown overnight, totally awful, and/or anything in between.

On last week’s episode, the usually stellar editing on Vanderpump Rules hit a new low when they made it seem as though Scheana was hitting on Stassi Schroeder’s under-age brother, Nikolai Czermak, at Stassi’s surprise engagement party. Sure, some people, like bigot Max Boyens, would say  Scheana is “boy crazy.” But the “boys” she likes are actual adult men. Don’t get it twisted.

Tuesday Morning Tea- May 5, 2020: The Stories You Need To See

We can’t cover every news story ourselves. Fortunately, there are a lot of great sources for reality TV news and gossip. Check out these links from some of our favorite sites in the May 5 edition of Tuesday Morning Tea.