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Tinsley Mortimer

Fans of the Real Housewives of New York are used to seeing Tinsley Mortimer flustered.  She really seems to live in some extended adolescence.  Mature conversations about life goals are broached by her mother Dale Mercer and fellow castmates, but these discussions are short-lived.  Tinsley, just short of putting her hands over her ears, will shut down anything that gets too real.

So when her beloved dog Bambi passed away, Tinsley had to face reality.  The result was notably over the top and histrionic, and for once, Tinsley was not wearing her lashes.  Sonja Morgan and Ramona Singer were on hand to witness the emotional fallout.  There were also some questions about a pair of sneakers Tinsley’s ex-boyfriend Scott Kluth sent.

Tinsley Mortimer - Real Housewives Of New York

Why have the Real Housewives amassed such a following?  The drama?  The feuds?  How about stepping into the elite world of the super rich?  No matter where the location, people love to see expensive homes, vacations, and shopping.  Do we really care how it is financed?

On the Real Housewives of New York, Sonja Morgan and Dorinda Medley have questioned Tinsley Mortimer’s spending habits.  Of course, she comes from family money, but after seeing Scott Kluth shower her with gifts, the ladies are wondering if there is a special someone behind the scenes buying new frilly dresses.  Tinsley claims that she is paying for her own wardrobe.  Sonja insists that she doesn’t have the money.

Real Housewives Of New York Season 11 Finale

Last night was the season finale of Real Housewives Of New York, which was about as bad a news a girl can receive. I should probably just console myself by investing in a Countess Candle. After all, Luann de Lesseps is my personal idol of how not to behave and why.

It’s the day before the infamous Christmas Cabaret and Luann is in rare form, gliding into the Gramercy Theater wearing a fabulous cape – like a true diva. Next Luann will be getting one of those long cigarette holders (please let this happen). Luann’s weary assistant, the Countess Corraller, is stationed outside her dressing room overseeing the vast collection of Luann-centric products: statement necklaces, t-shirts, and of course the candles, but this is a mere rehearsal before the big show.

Dorinda Medley and Sonja Morgan take time out of their busy lives for a little pampering, i.e. Coolsculpting which freezes their fat cells so they can metabolize them, then pee them out. If only I could do this with ice cream! Also Real Housewives science, as departed by a doctor we’re supposed to find sexy is always the best.

Sonja Morgan Real Housewives Of New York Season 11 Finale

Tonight we say goodbye to Real Housewives Of New York which is about the biggest travesty of my summer. Worse than not having my vacation planned yet ( I know, I know…), but at least we get a little Christmas in almost July with the Countess‘ Holiday Cabaret!

Despite Ramona Singer trying to block the women from attending Luann de Lesseps‘ cabaret by planning a surprise party  at the same time, several of the women rally to make it the holiday extravaganza. Unfortunately, despite their best efforts, Luann’s diva behavior asserts itself once again! Can this woman never be stopped? It’s like her own ego literally has consumed her!

Ramona Singer Real Housewives Of New York

Miami is where souls go to die on Real Housewives Of New York. People are arrested. People are swept up in tsunami-like rages. And people pose decadently and cluelessly in front of their cabaret posters in the middle of the street.

Last night gave us the full spectrum of why Real Housewives Of New York are the alpha Housewives. One minute people are shaking with sobs, the next they’re shoving their dogs in a home freezer, then putting on thong leotards for a little 80’s throwback workout.

Ramona Singer & Tinsley Mortimer

Real Housewives of New York star Tinsley Mortimer’s storyline has been very similar the past couple of seasons. Mainly her desire to have a family and a willing partner to join her. Her tagline this year perfectly summed it up, “Game, set, now I need a match.” Plus, who knew she was also a good tennis player?

Tinsley thought she had found her perfect match when she started dating Carole Radziwill’s friend Scott Kluth. But it didn’t take long to see that the relationship was one sided. Scott was always MIA. When he did show up, Tinsley embarrassed herself by acting like a fan girl. Thankfully, because of the tick tock of Tinsley’s ticking clock (say that three times fast), Tinsley realized it’s time to move on.

Sonja Moran Real Housewives Of New York

*sigh* So many thoughts about last night’s episode of Real Housewives Of New York. SO. MANY. THOUGHTS. And even more questions!

Does Luann de Lesseps deserve the wrath of hungover Housewives? Does air conditioner make Sonja Morgan poof or poop? Does Bethenny Frankel see Luann as her human sounding board – the one person resilient enough to take all the tantrums Bethenny’s mother ignored as she headed out to the clubs or on a date; giving Bethenny free-reign to project all of her childhood emotions.

Also, it occurs to me, that Bethenny probably married her mother and her father in Jason Hoppy, who seems diabolical, but also really disinterested in her melodrama, and Bethenny needs someone to give validity to her hysteria or else she thinks they don’t ‘hear’ her.

Tinsley Mortimer

The Real Housewives of New York’s Tinsley Mortimer is one of the few Housewives who doesn’t purposely create drama with the other ladies. Sure, Tinsley participates in a little pot stirring when induced by her co-stars, but the drama she creates is usually centered around her own life. Tinsley must not have watched previous episodes before joining the cast three seasons ago–the other women are meant to be the targets-not yourself, Tinsley! Haven’t Ramona Singer or Bethenny Frankel taught you anything?

Tinsley’s self-inflicted drama is usually about her personal life. She has been very open about her desire to start a family, believing her biological time clock is on high alert due to her age. Tinsley is also famous for breaking up and making up with on-again, off-again boyfriend Scott Kluth. Her castmates and advice happy mother Dale Mercer have all told her to move on from Scott and it looks like Tinsley might finally be listening.