There has NEVER been an episode of Real Housewives Of Atlanta where all the women were rocking their natural hair. As you recall Kim Zolciak has worn wigs since Season 1, and it ushered in a wigstravaganza of no real hair shall be seen for fear of frayed edges exposed. But, last night NeNe Leakes broke that mold by hosting a “Wig Free Party” and expected everyone to come dressed accordingly.
I really didn’t understand the purpose of this party other than to shame everyone about their natural hair, or to expose their messy split ends. But no wigs it is!
It seems like Real Housewives of Atlanta season 11 is finally going to get interesting tonight. Or at least I hope so. Minus all of Porsha Williams’ major life changes, pretty much nothing has happened during the first half of the season.
Thankfully, it looks like we are in store for some quality entertainment tonight.
Why isn’t Marlo Hampton a full-time cast member of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? Seriously though. Marlo gives us consistent drama, humor, and shade. This season has been a
complete and utter waste dull, but luckily we have Marlo. Most of this season’s memorable moments have revolved around her. Her over the top reaction to losing her luggage in Japan was GOLD. NeNe Leakes’ husband has cancer and Marlo was snapping about not having deodorant.
In addition to Marlo’s humor, she is always giving us drama. We almost died when she called Shamari DeVoe’s momma a bitch. Who can forget her 43-hour car ride fight with Eva Marcille in Tokyo? Maybe Marlo just dislikes the new girls (especially the full-time cast members)? How does this woman not have a peach yet? Her hilarious moments and epic fights have definitely saved this season. Marlo is also slaying off camera. What exactly does Marlo think of
the queen of amnesia Eva? OH, THE SHADE.
While Porsha Williams is headed towards the altar, NeNe Leakes is headed towards the divorce court – again – on Real Housewives Of Atlanta.
It was a night of changes galore for the ladies of Real Housewives Of Atlanta. And despite what Japanese fortunes may have predicted, everyone’s lives were shifting and sliding in various directions. Just like the empty old wine bottles Cynthia Bailey wants to affix to the walls of her new wine bar.
I mean Jesus told Cynthia to do it and she is a “prayer of Jesus” who says recycle thy juice of the holy spirit. Or maybe that’s just Cynthia’s way of hiding how much wine she and her fellow Housewives consume?
Tonight the Real Housewives Of Atlanta are back from Japan and absence did not make NeNe Leakes‘ heart grow fonder for Gregg Leakes! I mean if you’re fighting from across the Pacific, you know things have got to be bad.
Despite her frustrations with Gregg, NeNe still tries to be supportive as he heads into surgery to repair his colon. But once again, as the caregiver, her needs are ignored so she turns to trusted friends Cynthia Bailey and Marlo Hampton.
Last night the Real Housewives Of Atlanta ended their trip to Tokyo with some tears, but plenty of laughs. I never thought we’d see a Real Housewives trip end without a major blowout fight. However, it turns out pickles make people laugh, they make people love, and they make people forget all their rude thoughts! More pickles for the reunion, Andy Cohen!
Over in Japan Dennis McKinley is missing Porsha Williams so much he sends her a bouquet of flowers that looks like the vegetation in a Super Mario Brothers game from the 90’s.
This so-called arrangement was a hot mess that was bursting out of its box – just like Porsha’s boobs were bursting out of her top. Some mad science definitely was being used to keep those things taped. She was one sneeze away from an explosion. NASA has better things to do, y’all!
On tonight’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta, the women are still in Tokyo but they are finally coming together to throw Eva Marcille the type of raunchy bachelorette party every real Housewife deserves – complete with inappropriate use of pickles, samurai strippers, and plenty of unwanted advice!
First the ladies take a samurai lesson which has them using head-to-head combat (and wooden swords) instead of words to over differences of opinions, but the exercise proves to soften a long-standing rivalry. Bravo isn’t sharing who’s who, but I’m guessing that Porsha Williams and Kandi Burruss finally stop hating each other.
So far season 11 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta has been in a bit of a slump. Most of the tension has centered around fashion. Yawn. Things finally livened up during the cast trip to Tokyo. The ladies bonded over karaoke, walked the city streets like a runway, and played some games with Geishas.
The drama heated up as well. Eva Marcille stepped up to the plate in her $1200 flip flips and served Marlo Hampton an epic dose of shade. And it looks like the fun and drama will continue!