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90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Should’ve Known Better

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days, was filled with equal parts of desperations and emotional meltdowns.   This episode gave me just enough crazy to be able to make it through the week thankful for small annoyances. I spent half the episode just shaking my head in pity for these crazy people. What did we do to deserve this show? It is the gift that keeps on giving. I don’t even know where to start there were so many cringeworthy moments. Honestly, some of these people need either medication or shouldn’t be allowed to live alone. Someone, anyone needs to save them from themselves. Grab your favorite snack and let’s get down to business.

Lisa Hamme and Usman Umar plead their case to get married. Stephanie Matto finally meets Erika Owens‘s friends.  Avery Warner begins to question Ash Naeck‘s professional relationships. David prepares to meet the mysterious Lana. Yolanda Leak updates her daughter on the situation with Williams. Geoffrey Paschel opens up to Varya Malina ‘s mom about his criminal past. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days recap!

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Stranger in a Strange Land

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days was like a gift from the reality TV gods. Between the desperation, delusion and the secrets, I was on the edge of my seat. I often wonder do these people have no relationship/people experience. Why do they do these stupid things and believe that they will get positive results. But I am starting to realize, me trying to compare their actions with rational people, is what is crazy.

Usman Umar asks for his mother’s blessing for a marriage to Lisa Hamme . Varya Malina shows Geoffrey Paschel her hometown. Ed Brown spends the night from hell at Rose’s house.  Ash Naeck & Avery Warner tour the outback. David continues his quest to meet Lana. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days recap!

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Who’s Crying Now

Last night’s episode of  90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days  was everything I needed and more, to take my mind off of staying in the house all day, every day.  There was enough drama to go around throughout this entire episode. There are arguments, hairy legs, and titty molds. What else could you ask for in a shit show?

Darcey Silva and Tom Brooks finally meet face to face. Yolanda Leak investigates Williams. Ed Brown meets Rose‘s family for the first time. Varya Malina‘s mother questions Geoffrey Paschel. Avery Warner  and Ash Naeck take a romantic getaway. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance recap!