Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave has, by now, told about 15 renditions of her involvement/non-involvement in DogGate. In each version, she becomes increasingly naive and played for a fool. Also each time one of her versions doesn’t coincide with the revision, the other women conveniently brush it aside and double-down on the narrative that Teddi is the victim. Or Dorit Kemsley is. Really?
For instance tonight Teddi told her therapist she never spoke directly to Lisa about Doggate (Why are we still talking about this?!), then told Dorit and the other women that she was on a three-way call with Lisa and John Sessa which proves LVP is directly involved. Isn’t the whole point of Teddi’s argument that LVP isn’t owning her part and wants to frame Teddi? Well, it sounds like Teddi is doing the same exact thing!
I mean, when you (Teddi) are basing your rejection of a friendship based on said friend’s (LVP) possible collaboration in exposing a really shitty, contract violating, grifting, lying animal mistreating, a-hole, you probably need to reexamine your priorities in life and your version of morality. Just my opinion! But there goes Teddi throwing accountability to the wolves of Erika Girardi, Lisa Rinna, and Dorit. Girl… have fun with that til they turn back on you.
On last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills the dissecting of doggate and what LISA VANDERPUMP knows continued in full-force. I am just so over this storyline and this same old nonsense. Already I am Loosy Loosey Losty Attention for Lucy Lucy Apple Juice!
Then, there were some sweet son photos as well. Bachelor alum Sean Lowe hit the beach with his sons Samuel and Isaiah in Hawaii. Also, Dallas Housewife Stephanie Hollman shared a photo with her. Scott Disick posted a photo cuddling with his youngest son Reign.
In other reality star updates, braces are all the rage these days. Kelly Dodd and her ex Michael Dodd took their daughter Jolie to get braces. Yes, they even marked the occasion with a family photo. Which, is actually pretty sweet. 90 Day Fiance alum Anfisa Nava showed off her new braces.
As expected, she went all out with every aspect of the party, making me wish that Kyle could throw my next birthday party. The decor was unreal, the costumes were over the top, and there was even a Ferris wheel in the backyard.
The vacations on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills very rarely seem fun. Sure, they’re traveling in first class or on private jets and they end up with the most luxurious accommodations out of all the Housewives, but is it really worth it? The vacations are not fun enough for the cast members to actually enjoy and they’re not dramatic enough to make for good episodes- at least not in the most recent seasons.
In contrast, Kyle Richards’ recent European vacation just looks like the ideal vacation. Kyle, her husband Mauricio Umansky, and her daughters Farrah Aldjufrie, Alexia Umansky, Sophia Umansky, and (scene-stealer) Portia Umansky have been living it up all over Italy and Saint-Tropez. Kyle’s longtime bestie and reformed RHOBHinstigator Faye Resnick came along for the trip to celebrate her birthday. I really need a best friend that’s going to take me to Europe to celebrate my birthday. I can’t even get a text with applicable emojis from my closest friends. Talk about #BestFriendGoals.
Another day, another Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsevent! I love when the show is filming and we get a trickle of photos from parties, vacations and more. Hopefully we’re getting closer and closer to a premiere date announcement!