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Tamra Judge Real Housewives Of Orange County

Well, if there’s one thing a Housewives show doesn’t need more celebration of it’s boobs, although I think Real Housewives Of Orange County gave us the first itineration of celebrating boobs that weren’t just used for sex appeal… that is until Braunwyn Windham-Burke whipped hers out at her No More Nursing fiesta.

The theme of this party made absolutely no sense. It was a boobs bacchanalia with strippers, a nipple cake, and dildos on the wall, but Brauwnyn called it a “weaning party” meant to celebrate the end of nursing after 18 years.

Braunwyn’s entire life is reliving the youth she never got to experience, which is ironic only in that Dr. Debs desperation to capture a thwarted youth is the sole reason why Braunwyn resents and hates her mother. So maybe Braunwyn will go on to have an illustrious career as a plastic surgeon specializing in mommy makeover boob jobs? I just can’t with this exhausting woman and her constant need to show off as the hot, fun mom. Enough already!

Vicki Gunvalson Says Kelly Dodd Got Engaged For A Storyline

Vicki Gunvalson & Kelly Dodd are probably never going to be friends again. There is too much bad blood between them. From cocaine accusations to pig insults, their friendship is nonexistent. Despite their fallout, both remain central figures on The Real Housewives of Orange County. Vicki might not be a full-time cast member anymore, but she’s very much a part of the show.

In addition to being Housewives, the two women have another thing in common. Both have wedding bells in their future! Vicki has been engaged to Steve Lodge for a while. However, Kelly’s engagement is a little more recent. PLEASE HAVE THE WEDDING ON THE SAME DAY. Considering how much these women loathe one another, surely Vicki had something to say about it. OH YES. She definitely did. 

Vicki Gunvalson Claims She Won’t Return To Real Housewives Of Orange County Unless She Comes Back Full Time!

Don’t threaten us with a good time, Vicki Gunvalson! The demoted Real Housewives of Orange County veteran has made a startling empty threat announcement. Vicki has always made it clear she is delusional runs the show as the OG, but now in her 900th season, we are only seeing her on a “part-time” basis. While some fans feel it’s still too much, it was surprising when Vicki was kicked out of the VIP area. After an alleged strong suggestion from above, Vicki came through with a forced an engagement to Steve Chavez Lodge to offer some type of viewer interest. Apparently, it wasn’t enough.

Despite the humiliation of seeing her cancer scamming star lose a bit of it’s shine, Vicki has maintained a positive outlook. She also made sure to let everyone with access to cable television know she is 100% available to come back to full-time status. Vicki subtly threatened said she wasn’t going anywhere until Bravo asked her to take a hike. I suppose the casting downgrade wasn’t a big enough hint. Now that Vicki has spent a season in demotionville, she has new thoughts. It looks like she might have gotten the hint after all.

Caroline Manzo Thinks Teresa Giudice Was On Xanax During Interview; Says Joe Giudice Is A Great Father- Check Out Photos From BravoCon Real Housewives OG’s Panel

It’s here! BravoCon is underway and it all got started with the OG Real Housewives, which was only fitting. Andy Cohen hosted a panel called Bravo All Stars: OG Housewives Edition. Real Housewives of Orange County OG Jeana Keough was there. Kim Richards and Adrienne Maloof represented Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. No one had any doubt that Jill Zarin would be there. She has been trying to return to Real Housewives of New York for years.

Kim Zolciak was there to dish on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Real Housewives of New Jersey OG Caroline Manzo weighed in on the Teresa Giudice’s recent interview with Andy. They all talked about the women they’re in touch with. Spoiler alert: Kim Z’s answer is actually very shocking. Adrienne reflects on her divorce from Paul Nassif. And Kim Richards talked about that infamous bunny moment with Lisa Rinna.

Tamra Judge Real Housewives Of Orange County

Real Housewives Of Orange County is all about mommy issues this season, isn’t it? From the women having them with their own mothers (Kelly Dodd and Braunwyn Windham-Burke) to having them with their own children (Tamra Judge and Shannon Beador), to being questionable mothers themselves (almost everyone).

Last night Shannon and Braunwyn tried to navigate sending children to college, Tamra sent Ryan Vieth to counseling, and all that was like blah, blah, blah… yada, yada, yada because the truly horrific, scarring, awfulness was the true exposure of just what a terrible person Tamra is. So much so that I actually feel bad for Racist Ryan.

Tamra has just returned from this truly life-altering and earth-shattering vacation in Scottsdale, AZ where she learned a pivotal message about being the leader of the mean girls: you can never turn your back – not even for a day. Not even for a hike with your husband. In Tamra’s absence, she’s gotten a slew of angry text messages from Kelly, and Shannon is basically giving her the silent treatment.

Real Housewives Of Orange County Shannon Beador

Ahhhh… Bravo is starting the holiday season off early with the gift of Tamra Judge‘s web of deceit, dishonestly, and backstabbing being unraveled! I probably shouldn’t get too excited though because knowing how Real Housewives Of Orange County rolls, Tamra will somehow find a way to get out of this. Snakes can fit through the smallest crevices, after all!

It all starts with Tamra and Shannon Beador heading to dinner with Kelly Dodd. Their plan is to confront Kelly for her comment that the only time she’ll celebrate Vicki Gunvalson is at Vicki’s funeral. Shannon is devastated that Kelly is so callous and diabolical with her words (as if she didn’t have a phony funeral for her marriage a couple seasons back!), but suddenly Tamra – who started all this drama – plays devil’s advocate (cause she’s the devil!) that Kelly has a right to be angry given all the horrible things Vicki has said about her like that train rumor (which Tamra shared with the group many times over)! And most recently when Vicki reveled how Kelly tried to throw her mama from the train. Or was it stairs? Deetails-Schmeetails!

Real Housewives Of Orange County Vicki Gunvalson Shannon Beador Tamra Judge

Pinkies were firmly down at this Real Housewives Of Orange County birthday party meant to celebrate the not-yet-deceased phony Queen Victoria. Tensions were firmly up instead!

Well, it’s time to celebrate Vicki Gunvalson‘s birthday, which might as well be a national holiday at this point. If anything good can come from long-term exposure to Vicki it should be a paid day off of work. Insurance, if you will, that we can at least get something out of this. But instead, we got tea party thrown by Tamra Judge‘s most juvenile bullying impulses.

“I get to be queen for a day and all of my girlfriends have to bow down to me. I mean it’s like every girl’s wish, right?!” says an enthusiastic Vicki, who has no idea that buried inside Tamra’s hat is a double-bladed invisibility sword for stabbing your friends in the back while you’re smiling to their faces. Satan is confusing!

Braunwyn Windham-Burke Real HOUsewives Of Orange CountyAaaaahhh… Real Housewives Of Orange County, trying so hard to make your fetch happen. Especially Braunwyn Windham-Burke. It’s like someone at Bravo told her she had to save this show from itself, which would explain the one-wing short of a hooker angel costume she wore to her TEENAGED DAUGHTER’s Fashion Show.

The saddest thing about Braunwyn is that she has all this baggage from a childhood spent with a self-absorbed attention-seeking mother yet she’s replicating the exact same dynamic with her daughter, Rowan. Instead of 7 zany careers, Braunwyn has 7 kids. Instead of painting your entire body tye-dye and calling it the kiss of the goddess, Braunwyn is kissing other women and braying about sex constantly. Yes, Brown Wind, people are finally looking at you, but they’re looking at you the same way they look at your mother: with pity.