On last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Kyle Richards decided to throw a party to celebrate the many months she’s spent away on a movie set, far from her family and friends, even though she was coming home every weekend in between. Anyway this party was a disaster. Aren’t they all!
Everyone is still trying to make a storyline out of Teddi Mellencamp‘s weird All In retreat. Did Teddi invite them, did she not? Does she want them there? Does she not? Does anyone actually care? No of course not!
The problem remains on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills that everyone is always trying to control the storylines and the narrative. Now it’s all about whether or not Teddi actually expects them to attend a 2 day exercise class where she preaches the exalted power of self-sacrifice through starvation. Teddi really isn’t interesting enough to be a cult leader – even in Southern California to emaciated hippies calling it wellness.
The whole situation has Sutton Stracke confused and Lisa Rinna salivating.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back tonight for a brand-new episode. Tonight brings a moment that many viewers have been waiting for- Sutton Stracke tells Teddi Mellencamp that she seems “a little bit boring to her face.” This brings Teddi to tears, which is a lot, especially at a dinner party with the entire cast. It’s not that deep, girl. Or maybe she was just trying not to be boring by amping up the tears? Regardless, it’s so awkward to watch someone cry about how they are so “chill.” Girl, that’s far from being chill, pregnant or not.
The group dinner party is a welcome home party for Kyle Richards, who was out of town filming that Halloween remake. Unfortunately, Kyle still has those bangs that she got for the sake of her character.
What is happening on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season? First off, Denise Richards missed out on some filming because of her acting jobs. Denise’s disappearing act made her co-stars angry.
Now RHOBH fans have learned that “OG” Housewife Kyle Richards will also be scarce this season. In the Season 10 premiere, Kyle and her business partner, Shahida Clayton, debuted their line of resort clothing at New York’s Fashion Week.
So far, I’m loving this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. From the jump, they have given us a little something to hold on to when it comes to being interested. Well, aside from the boring stopover at Kyle Richards’ “fashion show”. I could have done without that. Fashion show aside, producers already pressed Dorit Kemsley about her supposed money troubles. I can’t tell you how happy this made me. After dodging it for multiple seasons, they finally held Dorit’s feet to the fire enough to clearly make her uncomfortable. And Garcelle Beauvais also gave us some dramz by admitting that her husband had a five-year affair on her. It’s rare to see a housewife this open from the get-go and it only bolstered her popularity.
But some bigger trouble is brewing. And it’s going to blow all this piddly stuff out of the water. We’ve all seen the stories about Denise Richards and Brandi Glanville’s hook up. The producers even ominously told us at the end of episode one that Denise stopped filming in December. This is something castmate Erika Jayne took major issue with and wasn’t shy about telling us. The trailer shows just how bad it got, with Denise yelling “Bravo, Bravo, F**king Bravo!” in an effort to stop the footage from being used. You guys, this isn’t even the midseason trailer. These ladies are just getting started.
Sutton Stracke has had zero issue sharing her opinions on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. During her first episode alone, she slammed Rihanna’s Fenty line and Teddi Mellencamp’s black romper. In a preview clip from the season, Teddi slams Teddi as “a little bit boring,” making a lot of fans wonder “just ‘a little bit'”?
Now, Teddi is clapping back at the new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member. Or at least she’s trying to. Teddi isn’t the most capable Real Housewife when it comes to delivering an effective clapback. She’s not just slamming Sutton though, she’s taking a dig at the fans on Twitter.
Everyone on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills is trying waywayway too hard to make things interesting after last season. They are working hard for that money, but they need a salary reduction anyway. They’re still lying and boring!
It’s apparent that production demanded Dorit Kemsley discuss her financial woes. Dorit is still not being honest. It’s also apparent that they put the smackdown on Erika Jayne Snore-ardi and told her to show more range than one of Aaron Phyper‘s weird oxygenic bioderminator ozzzzzcilation machines. Sutton Stracke is so much more interesting! And they hate her for it.
The other problem is the constant strategic alliances. These women are coming for the weakest links: pregnant Teddi Mellencamp and ill, clueless Denise Richards. They probably figured Denise has been through it all dealing with Charlie Sheen so what’s the difference.
Even though she picked up the slack last season, Camille Grammer wasn’t asked to be a full-time cast member on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for Season 10. However, she did end up filming, despite her initial claims that she would not return.
It’s a shame Camille doesn’t get more screen time because she really speaks her mind, completely dragging Kyle Richards on Twitter and even shading Teddi Mellencamp for being “up Kyle’s ass.” The OG villain-turned-fan-favorite always brings it, whether she’s typing up a storm on Twitter or showing up for an RHOBH party. Well, at least that’s what I think. Teddi, on the other hand, is not amused by Camille’s tweets.
After that jaw-dropping conclusion of the season 10 premiere episode, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back tonight for a brand new episode. The ladies are still in New York City, even though this is a show set in California. We will be subjected to more footage about this fashion line that Kyle Richards (clearly) had very little involvement in.
Erika Jayne finds out she landed a role in the Broadway play Chicago. New Housewife Garcelle Beauvais gets some exciting news herself. She found out that her first grandchild was on the way! Friend of the Housewives Sutton Stracke opens up her store. She also gets some shade from the mayor of West Hollywood.