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Teen Mom OG Recap - Catelynn Lowell Baltierra

From the preview, the second episode of Teen Mom OG isn’t going to disappoint in the drama department. Catelynn Lowell is finally coming home from rehab. Yay!!!! Gone are the days of face-time-only communication and hidden bitterness. I wonder if she will be able to sense any of the tension that was revealed on the premiere episode. Or will Tyler Baltierra be so happy he no longer has to take care of everything on his own, that all will be forgiven? I don’t know, but I can’t wait to find out! Let me grab a glass of wine and my remote and tune in to someone else’s drama life.

Bristol Palin in car

Sooooooooooo excited!!!!!!!!! Teen Mom OG is back and this season looks like it will be loaded with drama and twists and turns. The show will definitely be interesting given the absence of Farrah Abram, who was never lacking in the crazy drama department. This season we have two new Moms, Bristol Palin and Cheyenne Floyd and I find both picks to be very interesting for different reasons.

First, Bristol is no stranger to being in the public eye, given her stint on reality TV and her mother Sarah Palin’s political affiliations. Apparently a lot of people were surprised about MTV’s choice, including cast mate Tyler Baltierra, who called it “weird”. Cheyenne is also an interesting choice because she is not actually a “teen” mom; she had her baby in her 20’s with a fellow co-star, Cory Wharton. But I think both have real stories to tell and it will be fascinating learning more about them along with the other cast mates we have grown to love or hate over the years.

Teen Mom OG: Meet The New Moms, Bristol Plain & Cheyenne Floyd

Teen Mom OG returns to MTV tonight, and with it, two new moms! Farrah Abraham has moved on to new projects is no longer on the show. Teen Mom OG has added Bristol Palin and Cheyenne Floyd to the roster and introduced us to them in a special that aired recently. Both moms are no stranger to reality TV. Cheyenne was part of Are You The One? and also The Challenge. Bristol has been in the spotlight due to her mom’s political position and has participated on her own reality show and competed on Dancing with the Stars, as well. Her son Tripp is currently competing on Dancing with the Stars Junior.

Cheyenne Floyd is the only one of the Teen Mom OG cast who wasn’t an actual teen mom. She didn’t get pregnant and give birth until she was in her twenties. She met Cory Wharton on reality TV and shortly after they hooked up, she found out she was pregnant. She had a boyfriend at the time and wasn’t sure who the father was. She told her boyfriend Zach the situation, but he didn’t care. But then when her daughter Ryder was born they found out she had a metabolism deficiency called VLCAD and at six months, doctors wanted her to have genetic testing done to help and that’s when they learned that Cory was indeed Ryder’s father.

Drita D'Avanzo

Oh dear, when two famewhores are in need of attention we know it’s gonna end badly! I can’t decide who will come out on the losing end of a feud between Farrah Abraham and former Mob Wives star Drita D’Avanzo, though! Of course Farrah was shockingly smart enough to avoid getting gangster with a mobster, since she is so literary and all, so she turned to her friend the law, to fight back. 

The two were sparring on social media over a paid personal appearance gone wrong when the former porn star Teen Mom OG star went for the jugular by calling Drita a “has been” in an Instagram video. ‘Dems fightin’ words, so Drita released her own statement reminding Farrah of what happens when people try to come at her (it involves being punched, jail, and probably her ex-husband). Drita also took aim at Farrah’s illustrious career by claiming she would even have sex with a soda bottle for some money. Um, excuse me – Farrah made COOCHIE MOLDS and plastic erotica is hardly something to poke fun at! 

Farrah Abraham & Sophia Abraham

The list of Farrah Abraham‘s questionable (re: awful) decision making increases with her revelation that she told her 9-year-old daughter Sophia about getting arrested for (allegedly) drunkenly smacking a security guard.

Last week Farrah was getting her drink on at the fancy Beverly Hills Hotel, where c-list celebs go to get in trouble for attention, when she wound up in an argument with a fellow guest, which escalated into assaulting the security guard trying to eject her from their establishment. The police were called and Farrah spent a few hours in the slammer where she certainly DID NOT have a wakeup call!

Immediately upon getting released Farrah complained about the injustice of having to be a single parent held accountable for her actions. Because: HOW UNFAIR for Sophia to have to be told that her mother was arrested.  “It was very confusing for me and I wish that no other single mom or person in the public eye has to deal with that. It’s a confusing place to be in,” Farrah complained.

Farrah Abraham & Sophia

Another reality star lands in cuffs at the Beverly Hills Hotel! This time Farrah Abraham is the one who ended her evening in the back of a squad car. Somehow this seems like the makings of her next sex tape/not porn….

According to the police report the former Teen Mom OG star was in a verbal argument with another hotel guest and when a security guard asked Farrah to leave she responded by getting physical with him. And not in the way she usually gets physical… but by violently lashing out!

Maybe Farrah thought she was filming a reality show and all that was just making good TV… 

Amber Portwood & Andrew Glennon

Amber Portwood has just welcomed baby number two into the world, a son named James. The Teen Mom OG star gave birth this morning, Tuesday, May 8, and James weighed in at 7 lbs, 11 ounces. 

This is the first child for Amber and her boyfriend Andrew Glennon. Amber is also the mother of 9-year-old Leah, whom she shares with ex Gary Shirley.

Brandi Glanville & Guy Glanville

Marriage Boot Camp Family Edition is back and this time Brandi Glanville, Amber Portwood (with ex Matt Baier) and many more will be checking in for some mental evals.

If there’s one thing we’ve learned in all our years watching (and reporting on) reality TV is that these people need a lot of therapy! Thank goodness some genius figured out how to kill two birds with one stone by inventing reality television therapy. That way these ‘stars’ can indulge in both their addiction to extending their 15 minutes, and potentially seeking some much-needed help. Do I have Dr. Drew to thank for this?