I think we’ve heard from almost everyone on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills regarding #puppygate. At this point, I reckon Lucy Lucy Apple Juice will implore the power of speech and issue a personal statement. The ladies have chosen sides and claim to have receipts in an effort to place blame on Lisa Vanderpump for inciting the saga.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ladies took, what was supposed to be, a relaxing trip to the Bahamas. I think I’ve had more relaxing times in a dentist’s chair. Don’t they know vacation-fighting is so 2014?
There have been some theatrics surrounding Dorit Kemsley and a dog. You might have heard about it. Lines have been drawn and texts have been sent, but who is telling the truth about the origins of #puppygate? Kyle Richards dissects the latest episode and feels honesty is the best policy (stop laughing).
When it comes to new Housewives on their freshmen season, we often see them have a really rough first reunion. Sometimes, we see them come back for the next season, much better prepared. Other times, they just decide to throw in the towel and call it a day on the franchise.
It wouldn’t be easy to sit under the bright lights all day and answer questions from Andy Cohen. It would be even more difficult would to sit there as a brand new housewife getting attacked by some of the veterans. However, it appears that some new housewives are taking notes! Denise Richards joined the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and is off to an interesting start thanks to what she thought was a relaxed and casual Bahamas trip. Basically, sipping margaritas on the beach in shorts and your swimsuit, right? Not so fast, Denise.
Dorit Kemsley struggles to make sense of her issues with Lisa Vanderpump, and finds an unlikely friendship with Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave in the fallout over Lucy. Dorit also finds comfort in Lisa Rinna and Denise Richards.
Whew – I haven’t been this mad about an episode of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills in a long time! I had to press pause several times during last night’s episode to yell. My poor husband!
As a longtime professional (haha!) Housewife-ologist, I am by this point almost impassive to the antics and goings-on, and rarely become emotionally engaged. I should also mention that while I am a fan of Lisa Vanderpump and I enjoy watching her, I am not an LVP-stan. She has often annoyed me with her inability to admit she’s wrong. And it’s been obvious many times over that she loves producing narratives behind the scenes in a way that makes this particular franchise inauthentic and hard to follow since viewers are kept apart from so much of what actually caused the drama.
Leave it to the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills to behave atrociously, abysmally, terribly badly on a five-star vacation to a sensational locale! After all, this is how the rich roll. At least according to Bravo.
Lisa VanderCantGetOverAnything continues nipping at Dorit Kemsley for her dodgy, ditching doggy adoption. Erika Girardi decides she doesn’t want any grande dames (other than herself) ruining her vacations. Also, it’s apparently her duty to be Dorit’s guard dog.
Porsha Williams and her man Dennis McKinley are not married, yet. This means that they have not gone on their honeymoon, obviously. Nevertheless, they still have a lot to celebrate since they are expecting their first child together.
The couple went to the Bahamas for their “babymoon,” i.e. their last big trip before they welcome their daughter.