Cries of fraud are certainly not reserved for Erika Jayne. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star is bringing the drama and the ratings to the new season thanks to dumping poor old Tom Girardi when he burned through all of his money. Erika probably feels like people are criticizing her every move, and she would be exactly right, but EJ isn’t the only one trying to stay out of court.
Denise Richards left RHOBH after the cast who never gangs up on people ganged up on her and turned her personal life into stunt gossip with some help from Brandi Glanville. After quitting the show, Denise endured multiple cleansing rituals to rid her body of toxins absorbed through Lisa Rinna’s personality and life has been relatively peaceful – until now. It’s time for Denise to fire up the sage and wave it towards her former landlords because they are suing her for fraud and over $100k.
Unfortunately it seems the already tainted name of Tom Girardi is about to get dirtier. Erika Jayne’s estranged husband is, to put it simply, done. He no longer has a career, enough money to buy Taco Bell, or a home to live in. It’s a damn good thing Erika has the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills paycheck or we might be forced to listen to her cover Scheana Shay’s hit record, Good As Gold in an effort to make some quick cashola.
Tom has nothing left due to bad business OR the theory he stole from needy clients to pay for Erika’s collection of named wigs put in place as substitutions for actual human beings who want to be around her. Fake friends are expensive, okay? Tom’s issue with paying people isn’t new and creditors have been coming after him for years, including his business partners at Girardi Keese. Now we find out Tom’s law firm was approved for a government-funded PPP loan only 5 months before blowing through all of his cash.
What comes after lie, lie, and deny? Delay, delay, and delay. You can run but you can’t hide from, well, this particular judge who seems to have no love for the Erika Jayne discography collection. Judge Barry Russell is clearly not a fan of pop music or Real Housewives of Beverly Hills because he is striking down every opportunity Erika’s team tries to put in place to guarantee she’ll be back out on the dance circuit soon. Erika probably misses her once super hot career and those 4am shows at Club Go Fuck Yourself in a town no one’s heard of, who would book EJ because they had $25 extra in the kitty that week for “talent”.
Erika sang songs
widows and orphans Tom Girardi paid to have produced. Erika went on tours funded by burn victims courtesy of Tom’s PJ. And the fame and fortune that came along with fraud and embezzlement working hard in a thieving take-no-prisoners environment lead to a role on Broadway. Now it looks like EJ will have to wait a bit longer before returning to the entertainment scene because she has some documents to produce, but don’t worry, Judge Russell will wait.
This week Erika Jayne continues her battle against accusations of hiding equity and the heartbreak of ill-fitting sweatpants. We will probably find the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star papped at Applebee’s, where she’ll dare anyone to comment on ordering a side of suffering for orphans with her 2 for $20 Fiesta Lime Chicken dinner. EJ is on a budget due to Tom Girardi’s bankruptcy case and no one is more delighted than attorney, and thorn in Erika’s side, Ronald Richards.
Erika doesn’t appreciate Ron’s dedication to educating the public via social media on legal matters. She denies withholding financial information and wants everyone to know Ron is a big old meanie. She feels violated! She feels harassed! Denise Richards, any comments? Erika is trying to get Ronald removed from the bankruptcy case again for unfairly targeting her. Unfortunately for Erika, Ron and Karma don’t die, they multiply.
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. That started at a restaurant, and totally went to shit. Greetings from the SS Screw You Over where Erika Jayne is reading up on how to tread water because her boat is about to meet an iceberg named Ronald Richards. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star has another hole in the hull of the vessel that is her life and this one can’t be fixed with thoughts and prayers.
In addition to her marriage failing, her estranged husband losing everything and declaring dementia, and a plethora of legal cases, another giant wave has hit Erika. Recently we learned a special counsel was appointed to investigate EJ’s finances so long-suffering clients of Tom Girardi’s can finally get paid. Erika has been accused of either hiding or transferring assets so the courts don’t nab the good stuff for widows and orphans. Now it appears Erika has refused to grant access of her financials to the investigator, so he’s about to sink her battleship.
Last night’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was… something. Viewers watched in anticipation of seeing Erika Jayne’s house of cards fall around her and how the cast would respond to the surprising news of her divorce from Tom Girardi. But first, food! You can definitely tell who’s hanging around Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave too much when a plate of plain lettuce looks DELICIOUS.
Lisa Rinna has been staying suspiciously quiet throughout Erika’s scandal. This is surprising because Rinna loves a mess and has no problem ruining friendships for the sake of a storyline. If Denise Richards relayed a harrowing tale of humiliation and despair whilst trading a Lambo for a Range Rover, Rinna would have said, “Oof. You’re so angry. Own your downgrade honey.” It appears Rinna’s lips weren’t made for talking after all, they were made for kissing Erika’s ass, and now fans want answers.
After months of silence, general apathy, and displaying most of her body parts on Instagram, Erika Jayne has spoken. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star is battling multiple scandals in her personal life and it looks like the dam might have a crack in it. Things started heating up for Erika in November 2020 when she filed for divorce from Tom Girardi.
What followed was a dumpster fire of law suits with suspicions of fraud and embezzlement thrown in. It’s been easier for Erika to remain unbothered in the background while RHOBH wasn’t airing. But when the current season premiered and spawned a Hulu documentary about Tom and EJ’s allegations, it became difficult for Erika to stay under the radar. Last night EJ’s Twitter fingers got itchy and added another piece of the puzzle. First there were widows, then there were orphans, now we have… SNAKES.
Everyone from the check-out person at Publix to high-ranking attorneys seems to have something to say about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, Erika Jayne. The only people not discussing Erika’s trials and tribulations are the members of the coveted and exclusive group, Fox Force Five. Erika’s solid group of loyal friends tried calling themselves The Golden Girls, but alas, the name was taken and Bea Arthur’s ghost wants nothing to do with this mess. It appears the ladies bound by
trust honor integrity television have sanctioned a vow of silence on their team-member’s struggles and only speak to the media when Lisa Vanderpump sneezes.
Other Bravolebrities have EJ on the brain and have publicly commented on her situation. Former Real Housewives of Orange County spitfire Kelly Dodd pretty much comments on everything right after she refreshes a webpage. No one is safe and Erika’s legal matters haven’t been spared. Recently Kelly had a viewing of the Hulu documentary detailing Erika and Tom Girardi’s nefarious charges. So Kelly decided to perform a public service and lend a voice of support to the widows and orphans.