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Life After Lockup

Season 3 of Love After Lockup is finally here! And with a new crop of suckers!! If you’re not watching this show, I  cannot recommend it enough. It airs on Friday nights, and really, what are you doing during a pandemic on a Friday anyways? This mess is well worth the cable package upgrade, downloading the app, or doing whatever it is you need to do to get the WEtv channel in your home. And if you’re already watching, don’t forget about the follow-up series, Life After Lockup. These shows taught me about love, patience, and how to use graphite pencils as eyeliner (thanks, Tracie Wagaman).

If you aren’t new to the show, then there’s no way you’ve forgotten about the torrid love between Lizzie Kommes and Scott Davey. This relationship was on and off for a while. After her release Lizzie wasted no time in helping Scott update his look with a new hair style and some new teeth. Their romance eventually cracked beyond repair, pun intended, when Lizzie found a very illicit looking spork in Scott’s home. Can’t make that shit up. Lucky for Lizzie, time heals all wounds…

Sonja Morgan

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Sarah Life After Lockup
Life After Lockup is almost over, and things are getting so spicy. Somehow Lacey is still successfully playing two men and leaving both pining after her. She is great at what she does. I’ll leave it at that. Also, how crazy is it that Angela is still marrying Tony? It’s a little shocking that she hasn’t kicked him to the curb, He is a USER who will NEVER change. Angela would be wall advice to do that rather quickly at this point.

The one storyline that still shocks me every week is the Michael Simmons and Sarah Simmons  drama. There is so much at stake, and neither of them wants to fully accommodate the others. That’s no tall task! Them having sex is going to be such a game-changer. Well, we’ll see I suppose. The other crazy story right now is Tracie Wagaman refusal to seek help for her ongoing addiction. It would be nice if she fixed herself, but she seems determined to remain a mess.

Clint Brady Life After Lockup

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Marcelino Santiago Life After Lockup

No other show on television gets as crazy Life After Lockup. Michael Simmons finding out on last week’s episode that Sarah Simmons had custody of the kids was wild. He had no idea about it at all. Total blindside! Speaking of love triangles, Lacey is flirting with disaster right now. She ran right to John after learning Shane cheated, but is that a better option? Neither men appear to have their lives together.

I don’t know what is going on with Marcelino Santiago, but he better not break Brittany Santiago’s heart. She doesn’t deserve it! Whatever he is hiding, he needs to come clean ASAP. On the crazy side of things, Andrea Edwards has totally lost it. She’s convinced Lamar Jackson is cheating and won’t listen to reason. She won’t even hear him out. Could Lamar have actually stepped out on his wife and risked his future?

Lacey Life After Lockup

The heat on Life After Lockup has been cranked up to an all time high this season. Tracie Wagaman is in legal trouble once again, and Clint Brady is devastated. As hard has she tries, she can’t get her act together. I’m not sure how much longer Clint can stand by his goddess. Something’s got to give. Speaking of giving, Shane gave Lacey is a massive surprise on last week’s Life After Lockup episode. He CHEATED. OUCH.

Andrea Edwards and Lamar Jackson look closer to divorced than ever before. The end might be near for them. Their lifestyles don’t mesh at all, and they appear headed for a nasty split. They tried! On the subject of nasty, there is nothing civil at all between Sarah Simmons and Michael Simmons. Megan J is far from the biggest issue facing them. His thirst for side woman and drama is really hurting his kids. Sarah’s next move will be crucial.

Tracie Wagaman Life After Lockup

I was SOOOOO sick last week. FULL DYING. My sincerest apologies for not giving you a Life After Lockup recap. However, this week we are back, and the show is just as good as ever. The drama! Michael Simmons is talking to so many women, I don’t know how he can keep it straight. Sarah Simmons and Megan J are far from the only women in his revolving door of trysts. In addition to them, for SOME reason Angela keeps taking back Tony. Ugh. Just stop.

Brittany Santiago has been through the ringer with her mother, and the stress is high. She and Marcelino Santiago are having a baby, but her past might be a bump in the road. The biggest WTF out of this group right now is Andrea Edwards and Lamar Jackson’s marriage. They aren’t happy at all. They have nothing in common. Why are they still a thing? I have a feeling her trying to convert him isn’t going to go well at all.

Michael Simmons Life After Lockup

Keep hitting us with more sizzling drama Life After Lockup. No show does it better. These people are all crazy, but viewers love it. Michael Simmons is running the best game on this show, with Lacey a close second. How Megan J is still entangled in his web is beyond my level of comprehension. At least Sarah Simmons removed herself from that situation. Even John is lucky. Sure he is in jail, but now he’s out of Lacey’s manipulative orbit.

One of the saddest things to watch is the state of Clint Brady’s marriage to Tracie Wagaman. Honestly, their entire life in general is hard to watch. I truly thought she turned her life around. Obviously I was wrong, and that is so sad to see. You never want to see someone’s life crumble the way hers is right now. Hopefully this episode gives us some updates on what the future holds for this controversial couple.