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Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! So what you're about to read has got to be one of the most far-fetched and ridiculous things I've ever heard, until you realize it's about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, and ridiculousness for these two is any given Tuesday. It would actually be more far-fetched to hear about them doing something normal…like grocery shopping, or volunteering, or, I don't know, staying out of the public eye for a quick minute. 

Sadly, we all know that will never happen. Ever. So, in the meantime, let's discuss North West's first birthday, shall we? It's today. Happy birthday, kid. Use those candles to wish for a tiny bit of normalcy, to never be dressed by your father, and that genetics don't curse you with your mother's ass.

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After surviving her first year in this crazy family, North has certainly earned every last gift she is allegedly receiving from her showy parents. According to UK's OK, said presents include an enormous jewel and a Wendy house that is probably bigger than my home.

Full disclosure…I had to Google what a Wendy house is–it's a playhouse named for the motherly sister in Peter Pan (thanks, Wiki!). The site claims that North's Wendy house cost her parents 30,000 pounds. I had to Google that, too. Apparently, this playhouse that Kimye bought for their daughter is worth a measly $50,000.00…and it has running water. And cable. And air conditioning. And marble countertops. Just. Stop.

North is also supposedly being gifted with her birth stone as well…the pearl. Not just any pearl, mind you. North's birthday present is a rare 400 karat pink pearl. Of course it is. However, this pearl and playhouse have nothing on what Kanye and Kim have in store for the toddler's sweet sixteen…she's getting her own island. I mean, you can't make up this stuff, can you? 

Whatever happened to Snoopy sno-cone makers and stuffed animals? Geez Louise.

TELL US-DO YOU BELIEVE THAT NORTH IS RECEIVING SUCH CRAZY PRESENTS FOR HER FIRST BIRTHDAY? 

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