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Dorit Kemsley & PK Kemsley

I didn’t think we would be reunited again so soon, but here we are! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Your Card Has Been Declined stars Dorit and PK Kemsley are in recovery mode. They have recently ended two long term financial legal cases that have followed the couple for multiple years. Finally settling with previous money lender Nicos Kirzis (#neverforget), over the nonpayment of a $1.2 million debt, as well as ending the beef Dorit had with a former business partner over her swimwear line.

Things were looking dicey for PK and Dorit, yet by all accounts they remained unbothered. Their denials of salacious money laundering financial transactions were loud as they continued luxurious vacations and shopping sprees. Even though the couple suffered the humiliation of having their finances examined, frozen bank accounts, and threats of seized assets, PK and Dorit remained a united front. Now Dorit explains how the haters never got her down, thanks to overseas accounts the love of her man.

NeNe Leakes

Real Housewives of Atlanta returns for Season 12 (wow, 12 seasons!) on November 3. The trailer has dropped and soon enough fans will be blessed with new episodes and new taglines. However, the latter is still a work in progress.

RHOA OG NeNe Leakes has turned to the viewers for some tagline suggestions.

Joe Giudice

Well, by now you’ve heard the news that Real Housewives of New Jersey star Joe Giudice has been deported to Italy. Teresa Giudice’s husband made several attempts to avoid exactly this, being sent away from his family. As soon as Joe finished serving a 41 month prison sentence after being found guilty of fraud, he was immediately transported to an ICE detention facility. Joe’s little problem about not becoming a legal citizen in his youth wound up being a bigger problem than jail in his adulthood.

Joe repeatedly requested to wait out the court’s decision in his own home, though he was denied. Then Joe pleaded with the courts to let him travel to Italy while the latest appeal is still pending in court. Thankfully for Joe, he was granted one wish. Last week a skinny and non-juicy Joe boarded an airplane and traveled back to his homeland. A few snaps of Joe have appeared on social media, courtesy of his daughters. Now Joe is speaking out for the first time since his long-awaited release.

Kate Chastain Below Deck Drunk GuestOh my Below Deck where on earth do you find these people? I think it’s safe to say that Helen Hoey‘s friend Brandy is not just sipping on the al-al-al-alcohol, but adding in a little something extra. So that’s where chef Kevin Dobson‘s “extra” went!

Helen and Richard are back, pretending to be foodies who are rich and fabulous. They have brought with them a literal motley crew of cougars. Actually, I think these women were Motley Crue groupies back in the 80s. (Psssst… I think even Tommy Lee quit partying… Maybe?)

Report: Kenya Moore At Odds With Nene Leakes After Learning NeNe Formed Secret Friendship With Ex Marc Daly

As strong as the rivalry is between Kenya Moore and NeNe Leakes, there’s never actually been a real reason for their issues. There has been a lot of shade throughout the years on Real Housewives of Atlanta…. and in the press…. and on social media. Nevertheless, RHOA viewers have seen way worse between the other Housewives, yet NeNe and Kenya have never managed to get along for more than five minutes.

Well, now Kenya has a legitimate reason to be at odds with NeNe, if the recent reports are true anyway. NeNe has formed a secret alliance friendship with Kenya’s soon-to-be-ex-husband Marc Daly.

Tamra Judge

The friendship between the Real Housewives of Orange County’s Gina Kirschenheiter and Emily Simpson has hit a few bumps in the road this season. Gina, whose life has been a disastrous mess of DUI and divorce issues, does not think Emily has been supportive enough of her deep well of despair. Emily was upset with Gina for not attending her R-rated Las Vegas dance debut.

Matters came to a head between the two pals when a planned date between Gina and Shane Simpson’s cousin fell through, as he reportedly backed off after suffering a toe(!) injury. Or maybe Gina’s Mystery Date just Googled her and wisely ran for the hills of the OC. Gina, acting like a jilted bride, took great personal offense to being stood up, wondering if Emily had set her up to embarrass her. Orange County pot-stirring queen Tamra Judge was only too happy to spread gossip about the situation, which is her favorite pastime.

Drunk Guests on Below Deck Thailand

On tonight’s Below Deck last year’s charter guests Helen and Richard resurrect to work their black magic upon Thailand, but literally one of their friends is the unliving embodiment of a return from the dead gone wrong!

Charter 2 is starting out with plenty of drama with a wild group of charter guests who loooove to drink. Kate Chastain knows and loves the primaries but their friends… oh my! One gets so frisky Captain Lee Rosbach may have a sexual harassment suit on his hands. Do not let Lee’s wife Mary Anne see this episode!

Gina Kirschenheiter Says That Braunwyn Windham-Burke “Is Out Of Her Mind”

Real Housewives of Orange County star Gina Kirschenheiter has been making headlines since she came on the show. Unfortunately, they aren’t the good kind. On February 1, Gina was arrested for a DUI.

Her divorce from her ex, Matt Kirschenheiter, will be finalized on December 31. This season, RHOC viewers also saw Gina confess to her supposed bestie, Emily Simpson, that Matt had cheated on her.  Gina also alleged that Matt physically assaulted her.