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Ariana Madix

There’s no doubt that the strongest relationship on Vanderpump Rules is between Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz. All of the romantic couplings have had their ups and downs and cheating scandals, but not the Toms.

They’ve even kissed… a few times. And now they’re officially partners, but not in that way. As the viewer know, they’re “junior partners” at the bar TomTom with Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd. But have they ever taken their friendship to the next level? How would Sandoval’s girlfriend Ariana Madix react if they did?

Shahs Of Sunset: Jessica Parido Announces Son’s Birth After Secret Pregnancy; Mike Shouhed Reacts

Former Shahs of Sunset cast member Jessica Parido is now a mom. No, you didn’t miss her pregnancy announcement. She just didn’t actually make one.

Instead, she waited to let people know about her big news after she gave birth…. but months later. One person who wasn’t in the dark about her pregnancy was her ex-husband Mike Shouhed. She let him in on the secret early on.

Andy Cohen Calls Out Lala Kent For Overdoing The Botox

Nine times out of ten, it’s tough to recognize a current reality TV star based on their Season 1 photo. That’s because most of them can’t help indulging Botox and filler.

It’s logical that someone would want to alter her appearance after seeing her face on a high definition television. However, Andy Cohen does not seem to be feeling Lala Kent’s cosmetic enhancements. And no, this has nothing to do with her tendency to be topless whenever possible.

Porsha Williams, Andy Cohen & NeNe Leakes

Nene Leakes is clearly no longer interested in being friends with her fellow Real Housewives of Atlanta. She is making that point VERY clear during the reunion. Nene has severed ties with almost the entire cast. She doesn’t want to be bothered whatsoever. She also does not seem to want to support any of her costars events anymore either.

Things got awkward during the reunion when Andy Cohen asked if Nene sent Porsha Williams a baby gift. It was evident that Nene did not forget to send one but that she did not WANT to send one. It’s crazy to see how tattered and ruined Nene’s relationships with the other women are. The most confusing thing, however, was Nene’s location during the baby shower. Where was Nene

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Did Tamra Judge Accuse Kelly Dodd Of Pushing Her Mother Down The Stairs?

The Real Housewives of Orange County wrapped up Season 13 last December, but since then we have had a flurry of news about the ladies. The OG of the OC Vicki Gunvalson has been sued for fraud and initiated a lawsuit of her own  against ex-boyfriend Brooks Ayers for re-payment of $266,000 in alleged loans. And everyone’s favorite casita dwelling divorcee about town Gina Kirschenheiter was arrested for a DUI in February.

Other than Tamra Judge accusing ex Simon Barney of refusing to let their youngest daughter film on the show, we have not heard much from her, however. Which is a little unlike the lady we have come to know…and at best…mildly tolerate. Now, however, Tamra has emerged in a rather dramatic way during the off season involving an ugly accusation against her fellow Housewife, Kelly Dodd

Vanderpump-Rules-Ariana-Madix

Remember when Vanderpump Rules kind of revolved around the crazy antics of Kristen Doute being obsessed with her ex? No, I’m not talking about her current obsession with James Kennedy. I am referring to her former (?) obsession with Tom Sandoval. She made the life of Ariana Madix, Tom, and even her friends a living hell. I fondly recall her uttering borderline insane things like, wishing Ariana would get hit by a Mack truck (but not die, just become horribly maimed). After Jax Taylor word on the street told her Tom had been unfaithful to Ariana on a boys’ trip to Miami, she stalked located a random female with some unfortunate facial fillers and brought her to SUR to have a face to face showdown with Tom. At one point she even cornered a grieving Ariana at SUR and called her the c-word, and those are the things on the low end of Kristen’s psychosis.

But time heals all wounds, I guess. Though in proper society, you don’t come back from some of those things. Fortunately for most of the cast, Kristen has gone on to terrorize other people in her life. Tom and Ariana seem to have forgiven Kristen for her personal attacks, insane displays of emotion, and drunken hysterics. Now we are witnessing the birth of a brand new relationship, Kristen and Ariana’s friendship. Without context, it seems rather…odd. And that’s putting it nicely. But how did any of this go down? Was it all a dream? Did we just imagine Krazy Kritter’s 19 personalities wreaking havoc on society? Ariana shared the scoop on how such an unlikely duo joined forces and became “friends”.

Tinsley Mortimer - Real Housewives Of New York

The Real Housewives Of New York never fail to disappoint! They cycle through emotions faster than teenage girls, even though they’re all, for the most part, menopausal women.

We open in the Berkshires where Sonja Morgan is having a meltdown over Dorinda Medley touching the sacred MOOOOOORGAN LETTERS, which really should be under plexiglass like the Guggenheim Bible and the first thong Sonja ever washed in her bidet. “She didn’t desecrate them!” Ramona Singer yells in an attempt to calm Sonja down, but Bethenny Frankel is the expert in psychotic breaks.

Bethenny has a lifetime of experience, after all, so she ushers Sonja out of the room, grabs her face, and performs an exorcism. I also think Bethenny must have hypnotized Sonja with one the 32 diamond rings she’s wearing, because from that moment forward Sonja became obsessed with The B. Back at the table, Sonja is ready to resume partying. Everything’s fine!

Joe Giudice

Sad news for Joe Giudice! He has been in ICE custody ever since his release from prison in March. He has been waiting to find out if he will get deported to Italy.

And now, he found out his appeal was denied. So is this it for Teresa Giudice’s husband? He actually does have a slim chance of staying in the country.