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Kyle Richards Denise Richards

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Denise Richards announced in September that she was exiting the show. She had a pretty rough season. RHOBH viewers saw Brandi Glanville allege that she had a sexual liaison with Denise. Denise, whose husband Aaron Phypers was annoying all season, denied the hookup.

The accusations divided the cast, and “OG” Kyle Richards sided with Brandi. But that wasn’t Kyle’s only issue with Denise. Kyle called out Denise for not engaging with her fellow Housewives and for walking away repeatedly. Denise did not want to discuss these hookup allegations on camera, but Kyle and her bestie Teddi Mellencamp would not be denied.

Stephanie Hollman Real Housewives Of Dallas

Bravo didn’t originally intend for us to have a Tamra Judge-free season of Real Housewives of Orange County. Andy Cohen confirmed that Tamra was offered a three-episode role to wrap up her story.

That’s far from the full-time role Tamra had for years. Truthfully, that’s actually very far off from a part-time role as a Friend of the Housewives. That’s basically a cameo appearance.

Braunwyn Windham-Burke

Based on recent interview comments, this season of Real Housewives of Orange County is shaping up to be everyone vs. Braunwyn Windham-Burke.

Emily Simpson revealed that every single cast member unfollowed Braunwyn on social media for her own reasons. Braunwyn confirmed that she’s not on speaking terms with anyone in the cast. So, what’s going on?

Craig Conover Wants To Be The Next Martha Stewart

D’awww. Our darling Craig Conover is still forging his way through adulthood in the purest way. We’ve missed you buddy!  After a long break, fans of Southern Charm were finally given their fix this past month with the season trailer release. A lot has changed since we last saw this rag-tag crew of privileged people trying to flaunt the finer things while stumbling around drunk, having post-reunion babies with each other, and just being flat out racist assholes.

This year we will see a cast void of Naoimi Olindo and Cameran Eubanks. Instead we will watch Leva BonepartCameran’s BFF, find her way through this group. Anyways, what’s that saying? The more things change the more they stay the same? Let’s get back to Craigy.

Braunwyn Windham-Burke, Vicki Gunvalson

Most people prefer to disappear and take some time to themselves after losing a role on a TV series. Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge are nothing like that. They’ve been doing interviews, posting clickbait links on social media, and slamming Real Housewives of Orange County whenever possible.

They insist they wan’t nothing to do with the show, yet, they keep hinting that they’ll be back and fandom is begging for a return. Desperate, much?

Eboni K. Williams

The Real Housewives of New York is welcoming their first black cast member in their newest season. That’s right! Eboni K. Williams is officially joining the RHONY crew! There are other rumors that Bershan Shaw may also be joining…but we’ll have to wait and see.

For now, let’s just get excited to add a Housewife who Gizelle Bryant already stans. Giz has recently made comments that Eboni will know how to cope with the likes of Corona-Ramona Singer. And lucky us! Eboni is already sharing some thoughts on the infamous Ramona-coaster.

90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Larissa Dos Santos Lima

Larissa Dos Santos Lima is easily in the top 3 hottest of all messes in the 90 Day Fiance world. Yet she’s still upset she didn’t get more screentime? Lady, count your lucky stars. This season of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After she’s stooped so low as to team up with Jess Caroline  to shame the baby carrot Colt Johnson calls an appendage. THEIR NON-VERBAL WORDS, NOT MINE. I love some Coltee hate but this is bottom of the barrel entertainment.

The season also showed Larissa getting yet another plastic surgery, despite being unable to properly afford it. She made up for it by doing an online lingerie show where fans spent upwards of $100k! Keep in mind, that’s not her take home cash. Basically, this senseless lamb spent all her coin on a new face/body, made <$100k, and then was fired from her regular job and paycheck for a 90 Day Fiance contract violation. Oh. Did I mention she was picked up by ICE the next day? Some may call this a bad week. But not our seriously confused Larissa.

Jules Wainstein

A lot has happened in the recent seasons of Real Housewives of New York. It’s hard to believe that it was only four years ago Jules Wainstein graced our screens. Simpler times. Jules is mostly known for putting a fork in a calzone before baking. There’s also the time her ailing-father story line taken over by Luann de Lesseps who wanted to talk about her own slut-shaming instead. Jules was pretty basic tbh. Right down to the failing marriage and child named Jagger.

Well, Jules’ marriage to  Michael Wainstein failed for real. Catastrophically, I may add. There have been insane child support accusations, physical attacks, and drug tests. Divorce story lines aren’t usually my favorite, but I could have made an exception! Dear Bravo, why didn’t you get all this??