Last season, Lisa Vanderpump referred to Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave as her “little Teddi bear.” After this Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season, LVP will never say that again. Teddi (and allegedly Lisa) was in on a scheme to expose Dorit Kemsley for a failed dog adoption.
Now, Teddi is coming out guns blazing against the RHOBH OG. Is Teddi going to make it out alive? LVP is playing chess while these other Housewives play checkers. Plus, she has a very avid fanbase. This is going to be a major uphill battle.
Real Housewives of New York’s Sonja Morgan is back in the Hamptons, folks. This time without the aid of mass transit! Tinsley Mortimer must have prayed to Jesus and Coco Chanel to take the wheel. She managed to deliver them safely to Ramona Singer’s house (that is far, far away from the highway). Fresh off a photo shoot, Sonja had her mermaid extensions and a neutral attitude on this trip. Hope she packed some Mane ‘n Tail shampoo!
Since the group is divided and she is not currently in dispute with anyone, Sonja finds herself having to navigate between the camps. One thing remains clear, whether it’s dueling restaurant invites or clambake dis-invites, none of these people can consume a meal without drama.
During the last episode of Real Housewives of New York, Sonja Morgan pleaded with the blondes to have some compassion for Bethenny Frankel and Luann de Lesseps. Bethenny was reeling from Dennis Shields’ death just three weeks before. Luann was fresh out from her second rehab stint. As much as Sonja tried, Ramona Singer and Dorinda Medley just weren’t having it. In one of those conversations, Sonja remarked that Dennis was a smart guy.
Even though the conversation wasn’t even about the recently departed Dennis, Ramona steered it in that direction. She actually had the nerve to say, “How smart can Dennis be? I mean, he was on drugs.” Really, Ramona? Why would anyone ever say that?
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards keeps insisting that she doesn’t want to take sides between Lisa Vanderpump and Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave. She must have forgotten that actions speak louder than words.
Kyle repeatedly tried to get Lisa to talk about puppygate even when she didn’t want to. She also
manipulated advised Teddi to think of what Lisa’s next move would be. It’s pretty clear that Kyle has picked a side and it’s not her best friend Lisa’s. And if Lisa won’t talk about puppygate, Kyle will.
Last week’s Real Housewives Of New York gave us a Mermaid Moonwalk. This week Ramona Singer terrorized a clambake by stuffing whole lobsters in a plastic grocery bag. This is why Real Housewives Of New York is the best!
“I’m not quite sure if I’m invited or not but I’m inviting myself,” shrugs Ramona, arriving at Barbara Kavovit‘s much-anticipated clambake. She believes wine is the salve that soothes all social wounds. So by bringing two bottles of rosé, PLUS a fancy pie, there’s no way she’ll be turned away. Who knew she’d leave with so many party favors.
Ashley Martson is not one to step away from a publicity opportunity. Since being introduced on 90 Day Fiance, Ashley gets a lot of exposure on social media. So, unsurprisingly, Ashley was happy to speak about her relationship with husband Jay Smith.
This relationship has gone through a lot. Ashley’s health problems have challenged her new marriage to the Jamaican native. Production for 90 Day Fiance supposedly pressured Jay and Ashley to pretend that they were separating. After breaking her NDA, Ashley revealed that she and Jay never split. They did hit a rough patch when Ashley caught Jay interacting with another woman on Tinder. But now not only are they still together, they are going strong.
Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave may be on her second season as a Housewife, but she’s making some rookie mistakes. Going up against Lisa Vanderpump is a daunting task. No matter how manipulative LVP may be, that’s not enough to turn the majority against her. No one can take down Lisa. No matter how many people have tried. Have any of them actually succeeded? Nope.
She arguably has the most loyal fans out of all the Real Housewives. She also has some very loyal employees. Between the LVP loyalists and John Blizzard, Teddi is up against a lot. Or at least that’s the case on social media. Get ready for more “textesses,” as so many Bravolebrities like to say. Why can’t anyone on this network correctly pronounce the word “texts”? Anyway, I’ve digressed. Let’s get to the latest piece of evidence in the never-ending dog drama.