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Married To Medicine Recap: Swap Till You Drop

During last night’s episode of Married to Medicine, the group concluded the Cabo trip. While everyone has fun in the sun, drama rears its ugly little head. Jackie and Buffie have another combative moment.

In Cabo San Lucas, the group participates in a wife swap on the beach! Heavenly Kimes  is still angry at Damon Kimes for going to the strip club. Contessa Metcalfe and Scott Metcalfe put on a brave face for the group, but their marriage issues are still apparent. Back in Atlanta, Quad Webb-Luncefords divorce proceedings are closer to the finish line. Let’s get straight into the Married to Medicine recap!

90 Day Fiance Recap: Premature Departure

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance definitely helped us fill in some gaps about some of these relationships!  We learned some key details that only led me to believe that most of these 90 Day Fiance couples are doomed. I know most of these people don’t want to be alone, but geez, there has to be a better way.

Syngin Colchester prepares for a month without Tania Maduro.  Anna Campisi worries about her children’s relationship with Mursel Mistanoglu. Blake and Jasmin‘s living situation changes unexpectedly. Michael and Juliana discuss their financial future. Angela Deem and Michael Ilesanmi are back. Let’s get straight into the recap!

Nene Leakes Real Housewives Of Atlanta

Last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta officially brought the show back to its glory days, and surprisingly it is Porsha Williams and Kandi Burruss who are stealing the show! At least for me anyway…

Ever since Mama Joyce disappeared into the streets, Kandi’s personal storylines have been as exciting as watching Kaela and Todd talk/not-talk paint dry at OLG restaurants. Instead, Kandi has emerged as a sort of omnipotent narrator. A centrist who’s not going be anyone’s ally or enemy. Case in point, she meets Nene Leakes for lunch and has no problem questioning NeNe’s behavior in a way that is direct, but not confrontational.

Kandi is suspicious of NeNe’s invitation from the get-go. The last time they came face to face was at the reunion, where NeNe basically called her irrelevant. But, now, NeNe has been seeing a crisis PR manager life coach. She is reformed so she’s trying to rebuild her career friendships. Basically, if no one on the actual cast will film with her, she has no place in the show. Which honestly that is why NeNe shouldn’t be ON the show. 

Temptation Island Season 2 Episode Recap: Tonight Can Change Everything

And now it’s time to say goodbye to Temptation Island, for the singles that is. This is the last chance for them to make their move before the final bonfire where the couples decide if they want to leave the island together, alone, or with someone else. So far, it looks like only Ashley Goldson might want to go home with her boyfriend, while Esonica Veira, Ashley Howland and Kate Griffith will choose to fly solo or leave with someone else.

On the opposite side of things, Gavin Rocker, Casey Starchak, and Rick Fleur seemed to have decided they want to go home with their girlfriends. David Benavidez, as usual, says whatever the person he is with wants to hear, so who knows what he really wants. All I know is, it’s going to be an interesting finale, and no one can be sure of anything. 

LeeAnne Locken Real Housewives Of Dallas

You guys LeeAnne Locken is the most exhausting person I have ever encountered! I was literally so drained by her negativity and attention-seeking antics I had to lie down after last night’s episode of Real Housewives Of Dallas.

So everyone is in Thailand and addressing the L’Infinity Dress drama that will never end. Just like tales of woe from LeeAnne’s childhood, this dress and this saga have 1000 different reiterations and incarnations including that when LeeAnne was living at the carnival she was training gorillas. Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllllllll….

How come in Season 1 and 2 LeeAnne was mostly raised by her grandparents after being abandoned by her mother but now she’s wrangling elephants in an RV? Little LeeAnne … literally raised by animals to be a feral child. I think there’s a famous book about that, turned into a couple Disney movies.. 

Survivor: Island of the Idols Episode 12 Recap: The New ‘Noura-mal’

We’ve now sped past Thanksgiving only to find ourselves firmly in December, with the two-hour Finale Episode right around the corner (just two weeks people!). “Speed” was the name of the game tonight on Survivor, where over the course of the hour we went from a tear-jerker to a head-scratcher. It was a dizzy, messy Tribal Council and there’a a lot to unpack, so let’s waste no more time and get to recappin’!

As I do at the beginning of every recap, please heed the following: Remember that this recap assumes that you have already seen this week’s episode of Survivor: Island of the Idols. If you have not and don’t want to be spoiled, please come back later! It’s important to add that while we WILL hit on all of the important developments of the episode, this is not a linear “blow-by-blow” recap. It is more of a discussion and reaction of what we just witnessed together.

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE, AND THIS IS YOUR LAST *SPOILER* WARNING!

Teresa Giudice Real Housewives of New Jersey RHONJ

The Real Housewives of New Jersey are in Jamaica, but it’s not a peaceful vacation. The drama has already begun. On last week’s episode, Margaret Josephs made a dig about Teresa Giudice that won’t go unpunished. She said Teresa prefers over 21 to jailbait. HAVE YOU MET TERESA? You cannot joke with her about something like that. With all of the rumors floating, that was the wrong thing to say.

Another situation brewing on the island is between Jackie Goldschneider and Dolores Catania. Tequila Jennifer Aydin made sure that happened. Dolores doesn’t really consider Jackie to be her friend, and now that’s a whole big issue. Unfortunately for Melissa Gorga, she’s right in the middle of all of the drama. The trip isn’t over, so, hopefully, everyone returns to Jersey. Wine glasses to yourselves, ladies. 

Real Housewives Of Orange County RHOC Emily Kelly Dodd

If you crammed any more drama, hijinks, meltdowns, and hysterias (and medical issues!) into this episode of Real Housewives Of Orange County I think it would explode a la Kelly Dodd after 2 cocktails and exposure to a snarky meme. Things would just come flying out, every which way, and the only thing that would be left standing amid the rubble would be Tamra Judge and the two giant inflatable jugs she has strapped to her chest as a bullet-proof vest/getaway life raft.

I literally can’t even begin to dissect all the switching animosities and loyalties, but all I have to say is Tamra is masterful at manipulating these women in a tizzy of stupidity. And Kyle Richards thinks Lisa Vanderpump plays chess…