Aaaaahhh… Real Housewives Of Orange County, trying so hard to make your fetch happen. Especially Braunwyn Windham-Burke. It’s like someone at Bravo told her she had to save this show from itself, which would explain the one-wing short of a hooker angel costume she wore to her TEENAGED DAUGHTER’s Fashion Show.
The saddest thing about Braunwyn is that she has all this baggage from a childhood spent with a self-absorbed attention-seeking mother yet she’s replicating the exact same dynamic with her daughter, Rowan. Instead of 7 zany careers, Braunwyn has 7 kids. Instead of painting your entire body tye-dye and calling it the kiss of the goddess, Braunwyn is kissing other women and braying about sex constantly. Yes, Brown Wind, people are finally looking at you, but they’re looking at you the same way they look at your mother: with pity.
The most recent episode of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way was the conclusion of the two-part finale special. Don’t worry there are still many surprising updates that are uncovered. We also learn where many relationships stand after the season and the Tell All.
Jenny Slatten hoped Summit will join the reunion after their devastating separation. Laura Jallali ’s son, Liam, has zero sympathy for his mother despite her failing marriage to Aladin Jallali,. Jihoon Lee reveals that his mother wanted him to marry a Korean woman. Tiffany’s trust issues are highlighted. Let’s discuss all the juicy details!
Oh my Below Deck where on earth do you find these people? I think it’s safe to say that Helen Hoey‘s friend Brandy is not just sipping on the al-al-al-alcohol, but adding in a little something extra. So that’s where chef Kevin Dobson‘s “extra” went!
Helen and Richard are back, pretending to be foodies who are rich and fabulous. They have brought with them a literal motley crew of cougars. Actually, I think these women were Motley Crue groupies back in the 80s. (Psssst… I think even Tommy Lee quit partying… Maybe?)
Last night’s episode of Married to Medicine focused on the fallout from the beginning on the trip. Two ladies vicious feud is affecting all of the ladies. This episode goes right to the heart of the matter. Will the elephant in the room get addressed or will things continue to go downhill with the group?
Any progress made during the weekend comes to a halt after the argument on the bus. Jackie Walters reaches her breaking point. Contessa Metcalfe ponders Jackie’s advice to pursue couples counseling. Mariah Huq sets out to prove her innocence from the drug accusations. Let’s get straight into the drama!
Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days was probably one of the most normal since the beginning of the season. But it also was very informative and really set up viewers for the Tell All next week. I already know this is just the calm before the storm. There is no way the crazy won’t reemerge just in time for next week’s reunion. I am so ready to find out what has been going on behind the scenes.
Benjamin struggles through the bride price ceremony. Tim leaves Colombia with unfinished business. Tom Brooks plans a big gesture for Darcey Silva’s last night. Angela Deem feels uneasy at her engagement party. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days recap!
The crazy train has arrived this season on Love After Lockup. All of these couples make the most irrational decisions ever, but it’s the BEST television. On last week’s Love After Lockup episode, Lacey and Shane finally got intimate. However, she has a whole fiance in lockup right now. John isn’t going to react well to any of this. Speaking of crazy, is Alex really going to marry Glorietta? OOF.
Tony is in police custody, and Angela is ready for some answers. Will she actually get any, or will Tony continue to dodge? The latter sounds the most plausible. Vince and Amber’s relationship is the most awkward thing on TV, but compelling. It’s hard to decipher who is conning who. Someone is being shady, but the question remains about WHO.
I. Am. Dead. We are only onto the second episode of Temptation Island and already the show is next level. If the rest of the season keeps up at this pace I don’t know if I’ll be able to handle it. For those who saw the episode already, you know exactly what I am freaking out about. And if you haven’t seen this episode yet, stop what you are doing and immediately find it on your DVR, streaming or on demand. This is truly must see TV.
We’ll get to the major bomb that dropped in a bit. But first, let’s start at the beginning. The couples say their goodbyes to one another, or rather lack there of. All of the women are crying as the men sheepishly walk out and head back to their villa where a bevy of single women await them. Everyone is pretty much regretting their decision to be on this show, but there’s no turning back now.
Another life lesson from Boston Rob and Sandra, and these players are no better off. Yes, as I was told when I wanted to be a star Major League Baseball player at a young age: You can work hard, you can think harder, and you can out-hustle them all…but God-given “talent” is not something that can be taught, or acquired through hard work. In other words, you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink. Relating this to this week’s episode of Survivor, Rob and Sandra can try to instill all the knowledge in the world, but the recipient still has to have “that certain something” in order to get it to work for them.
As I do at the beginning of every recap, please heed the following: Remember that this recap assumes that you have already seen this week’s episode of Survivor: Island of the Idols. If you have not and don’t want to be spoiled, please come back later! It’s important to add that while we WILL hit on all of the important developments of the episode, this is not a linear “blow-by-blow” recap. It is more of a discussion and reaction of what we just witnessed together.
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