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90 Day Fiancé Recap: I Do and I Don’t Know

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance, contained “the three D’s”: disappointment, demands and delusion. I believe all three of these components are necessary for the success of this show.  You can’t possibly deal with any of this crazy sh!t, if you don’t have at least two on that list. Some of these people refuse to see what is clearly right in front of their face.

Syngin Colchester considers returning to South Africa. Mursel Mistanoglu feels he may have made a mistake. Mike consults a lawyer about his options. Angela Deem rethinks having a Nigerian wedding. Jasmin & Blake‘s families finally meet. Let’s get straight into the recap!

Michael Simmons Life After Lockup

Keep hitting us with more sizzling drama Life After Lockup. No show does it better. These people are all crazy, but viewers love it. Michael Simmons is running the best game on this show, with Lacey a close second. How Megan J is still entangled in his web is beyond my level of comprehension. At least Sarah Simmons removed herself from that situation. Even John is lucky. Sure he is in jail, but now he’s out of Lacey’s manipulative orbit.

One of the saddest things to watch is the state of Clint Brady’s marriage to Tracie Wagaman. Honestly, their entire life in general is hard to watch. I truly thought she turned her life around. Obviously I was wrong, and that is so sad to see. You never want to see someone’s life crumble the way hers is right now. Hopefully this episode gives us some updates on what the future holds for this controversial couple.

Married At First Sight Recap-One Night Spouse

Last night’s episode of Married At First Sight , was shocking to say the least. I must admit I didn’t expect any real drama until after the honeymoon. Whew, child, I feel deceived! The people you thought were there for the right reasons may be fooling everyone. Usually the snakes don’t start slithering out of the grass this early, but I am here for it. I am going to have to give a few extra people the side eye and others a temporary pass.

After waking up next to someone they met less than 24 hours ago, each spouse will meet individually with their new stranger in-laws. Then things will get even more awkward when they are whisked away on their honeymoon in Panama. Vacationing with someone is one of the greatest ways to get to know them better. I’m sure before the end of the trip, there will be some clues as to which couples we need to give the side eye. Let’s get straight to the recap!

Jennifer Aydin Real Housewives Of New Jersey

Jackie Goldschneider’s Hampton’s vacation might come to a screeching halt on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The ongoing bad blood between Teresa Giudice and Margaret Josephs is getting toxic. Teresa is not playing games anymore. She’s ready to destroy Margaret. Somehow Danielle Staub has a magical hold over Teresa. One day Teresa will come to her senses. We can only hope!

We are supposed to get a big showdown in this episode between Jennifer Aydin and Melissa Gorga. This might actually give Melissa something to do for a change. A real storyline! Praise the Housewives gods. On last week’s episode Jennifer did some digging about Jackie’s financial situation. If she continues that this week, we’ll have even more drama to witness. Such a fun vacation.

Tom Sandoval Vanderpump Rules

On last night’s Vanderpump Rules Tom Sandoval got bit by the itsy-crazy spider and lost his head. That spider was the black widow of man-sanity!

Charli Burnett and Dayna Kathan are both finishing their training at SUR. While Charli is feeling right at home in the bosom of Scheana Marie‘s attentions, Dayna is feeling ostracized. Being called a mini Scheana Marie is definitely NOT a compliment, and considering that Charli claims she’s never eaten pasta she is not gong to fit in well here because it is literally ALL about the pasta!

Scheana is trying to play mind games with Dayna by pretending the still has her acrylic claws into Max Boyens. Scheana shows up at SUR to pick up a uniform and announces that she’s going to crash boys night to confront Max for calling her “boy crazy.” Because nothing says ‘I’m completely sane and not at all desperate’ like wearing an ill-fitting, cleavage baring dress and interrupting a bro-down to discuss about relationship boundaries with a person you’ve never had a relationship with outside of sending him a stalking device FOR THANKSGIVING.

Kate Chastain Below Deck

Do male scorpions sting? Or is it females? Or both? On Below Deck everyone is feeling stung, which is maybe why they’re also lashing out.

Rhylee Gerber was doing fairly well after her pep talk from Captain Lee Rosbach saved her from getting fired, but a few crispy scorpions (and dickish deckhands) proved to be her undoing. Poor Rhylee – this is the worst case of gaslighting ever!

But first — sexyThaitimes! Alexis Bellino is still dry-humping her way to heaven. The former Real Housewives Of Orange County star is on board to celebrate her divorce from Jim by begging her new boyfriend to propose. Remember when Jesus Barbie aspired to be nothing more than the perfect Christian wife, toting a blinged-out bible to prayer practice (which obviously took place while simultaneously spinning)? Well Alexis abandoned that in a Coto Mansion. New Alexis is more Eve who ate the apple right off Drew Bohn‘s tree. Sadly we had to witness the whole thing.

Tanya Sam Real Housewives Of Atlanta

Well, knock me over with a strand of fake hair because Kenya Moore finally got ousted for wearing a wig on last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta. And no thanks to Tanya Sam, who will not be taking thinly veiled insinuations that her fiancé Paul Judge is cheating lying down!

Back from Tanada everyone had a great trip – especially Porsha Williams who is now re-engaged to Dennis McKinley. Is that a good idea? Not if you ask Porsha’s sister Lauren! Porsha decides the thing to do is organize a dinner where Dennis will apologize to Mama Diane and Lauren, then they can all act like nothing bad ever happened!

After traveling Eva Marcille is exhausted. Eva’s also stressed because she’s days away from petitioning the court to allow a name change for Marley, which will pave the way for Mike Sterling to formally adopt her. Mike is the only father Marley has ever known, but Eva still worries that the abusive ‘donor daddy’ might make a sudden trip down to Atlanta, violating restraining orders, to contest the proceedings. Mike is not worried. I guess as a prosecutor he’s come up against plenty of hardened criminals so one little Instagram model with a temper – however horrendous and evil – isn’t quite as scary?

90 Day Fiance Recap: Blindsided

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance was filled with possible endings and new beginnings. Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, the one of the cast says something unbelievable. We as viewers are already skeptical about the relationships, we don’t expect the couple to admit to that as well. Stay tuned things get very interesting.

Blake and Jasmin argue for the first time. Mike returns to Washington. Michael Ilesanmi’s family confronts Angela Deem about their wedding. Tania Maduro makes a revelation that pushes Syngin Colchester away. Michael Jessen and Juliana Custodio‘s wedding day arrives. Let’s get straight into the recap!