If I have to listen to Hannah Berner brag for one more second about all the sex she had with Des Bishop in the Summer House, I’m going to vomit. But that’s right where this week’s episode begins. With Des bragging about going down on Hannah in Kyle Cooke and Amanda Batula‘s bathroom. As if we could’ve scrubbed that particular detail from our collective brains in the last seven days. Even Paige DeSorbo, who is very, very drunk, is bound to remember. She promises not to tell Kyle. But we all know he’s bound to flip his lid come reunion time. And rightfully so.
But let’s try to move on. Because I can’t think about it anymore. The roommates move out of the hot tub and into the house for the night. And there are couples everywhere. While Danielle Olivera and Robert Sieber fight for the last stale peach ring, a drunk Lindsay Hubbard finally gives in and makes up with Stephen Traversie. As in, they’re officially back together. Boyfriend and girlfriend. And immediately Stravy wants to get engaged and have babies. But first, Lindsay allows him to unpack his bags and move back into the house. Small victories for Stravy, I guess.
After a wild trip to the Jersey Shore, what’s in store for The Real Housewives of New Jersey? This group fights so hard, but at the end of the day, they’re usually able to come together. The trip saw so many rocky moments, but it also saw some much needed closure. It was relieving to see Teresa Giudice and Jackie Goldschneider finally put their issue to rest. It was a dark cloud hanging over the group and the season, and we can finally move past it.
One feud that grew larger on the trip was Jennifer Aydin & Margaret Josephs. They are different in ever conceivable way. They have nothing in common, and if you put the two of them together, something is bound to happen. Teresa’s supposed to be arranging for everyone to meet with a psychic, and it can’t come fast enough. It would be perfect if the psychic could use her powers to keep Jennifer & Margaret from hitting each other with low blows.
Last night’s episode of Married At First Sight was very telling. I believe that this season probably has had the most counseling of any other season and they still aren’t getting it. Several individuals struggle with transitioning their mindsets from all about me to we. The refusal to compromise was very evident in this episode.
With Decision Day less than two weeks away, the couples meet with Dr. Pepper to address some of the issues they shared individually. The newlyweds also share their childhood memories with their spouses. This will prove to be easier for some, than others. Let’s get straight to the recap!
It’s hard to believe, but season three of Temptation Island is almost over. Although I will miss watching the drama, I know I won’t miss Kendal Kirkland’s weekly escapades in trying to sleep with as many women as possible. And if anyone had no regrets regarding their behavior on the show, it was him. At least we had Tula Poindexter to call out Kendal on his BS!
In this week’s episode, the couples went on overnight dates with the singles. The big question that lingered was who was going to hook up with who? In typical Temptation Island fashion, the final dates were full of unpredictable moments. Erica Washington got her groove back, Thomas Gipson decided to one up Chelsea Orcutt in the cheating department, and Julian Allen made a decision sure to make everyone cry during final bonfire. How Kristen Ramos will react though is another matter.
Kary Brittingham was SO out of line on last week’s episode of Real Housewives of Dallas. Her antics (that she probably finds hilarious) are juvenile, disrespectful, and border on bullying. Enough is enough. Whether or not she agreed with the Bigfoot hunter and his lifestyle doesn’t give her the right to degrade him. He was a guest of Stephanie Hollman’s. What made her think it was okay to humiliate him in front of cameras?
Telling the man that he probably was packing a small sausage was too much. Kary apologized to Stephanie for what she did, but will she be able to do the same to Charles himself? That’s what needs to be done. To rectify her wrongdoings, she needs to look this man in the eyes and give a sincere apology. Is she even capable of doing that? Will she use this instance as a teachable moment for herself, or will she continue to be a brazen bully?
Last week’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht ended on a very naked cliffhanger. Surely you remember. With Gary King, Alli Dore and Sydney Zaruba taking their weird love triangle to an uncomfortable level with a 2 a.m. skinny dip? Well, I think it’s well past time that Bravo learns to tone down the incessant use of “To Be Continued” because it really couldn’t have been less necessary.
What happens after the trio jump into the Mediterranean? Why, they’re wet and cold and force Gary to run naked down the dock to get towels, of course. How else could this scenario have ended? Certainly not with the fake out of Captain Glenn Shephard being woken by the noise. Because Glenn rolls over and goes right back to sleep. And while Gary finally calls it a night, the girls stay up even longer for an emotional (and drunken) heart-to-heart on the bow.
Marlo Hampton is finding herself in the middle of quite the mess on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Attempting to juggle friendships with both Kenya Moore & Porsha Williams is no easy feat. No matter what she says, someone is going to get offended or twist her words. It’s an unenviable position to find herself in. It all came to a head in New Orleans where she lost her cool on everyone at dinner. Marlo isn’t messing around anymore.
The timing of Kenya accepting her back into her life is suspect. However, Porsha’s reaction to the reconciliation has been very much over the top. Why does she care so much? Is she jealous? What’s the root of her new rift with Marlo? In addition to their issues, LaToya Ali has also frequently found herself in hot water with many of the women. No doubt that should be coming to a head very soon as well.
The 90 Day Fiance couples come together for the first time. Yara is upset to learn more about Jovi’s bachelor party. The real reason Mike was hesitant to marry Natalie is revealed. Amira refuses to speak to Andrew. Things definitely get spicy during the first installment of the Tell All.
Stephanie and Ryan are the only couple not present. But I’m sure she has better things to do like guzzle a bottle of wine, while talking to her psychic about Harris. The Tell All’s are my favorite part of the season. It doesn’t matter what we witnessed throughout the episodes, things are never as raw and uncut until the reunions. Let’s get straight to the recap!