Reality Tea

Bethenny Frankel

Apartment drama continues for the ladies of Real Housewives Of New York, past and present. Bethenny Frankel is on the move – yet again – while Jules Wainstein continues to fight her ex Michael for money and property.

Of all the things RHONY has taught me it’s that one should never invest in property with a significant other. After separating from Jason Hoppy, Bethenny moved into a Skinny Girl decorated pad in SoHo, but barely two years later, she’s listing it for $5.25.

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE!

nene-leakes-cynthia-bailey

Even though Real Housewives of Atlanta is stilling airing its current season, there has already been a lot of talk about the next year of RHOA. Specifically, people want original cast members NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak to return for the show’s tenth season. Nothing has been confirmed yet, but NeNe’s going on and on about how she created the show and how she’s more important than the rest of the cast.

I’m not gonna lie, I would love it for the OG cast members to return to RHOA. I don’t think it’s “needed” since this season has been entertaining for the most part, but there are a couple people who are lacking story line. I have no idea if NeNe is even coming back, but she and her reinstated BFF Cynthia Bailey had a lot to say about the other ladies and how NeNe is the HBIC of the cast… of a show that she’s not even on anymore.

CLICK “CONTINUE READING” FOR MORE!

Eden Sassoon

It is so hard to know what to make of Eden Sassoon. When she first showed up on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, most of us were thrown off by her inserting herself into Kim Richards‘s personal life and going on a crusade to prevent Kyle Richards from “enabling” her sister.

Now the blame for Eden‘s overzealous antics has been shifted to Lisa Rinna and Eden even has the all powerful Lisa Vanderpump in her corner. After Eden told LVP that Rinna was actually the one who told her that Kim “is close to death” and that Kyle is her enabler, Rinna is public enemy number one.

CLICK “CONTINUE READING” FOR MORE!

amber-portwood-tmog-reunion-001

 

Alanis Morissette the latest celebrity burglary victim! – Dlisted

Should Beyonce boycott the Grammys? – Celebitchy

Harrison Ford has another plane mishap – Dlisted

Amber Portwood being evicted from home she “purchased”? – Starcasm

Poor Hugh Jackman has skin cancer for a fifth time! – The Blemish

 

Photo Credit: MTV

golnesa-gg-gharachedaghi

I don’t know what to make out of this, but Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi put up and deleted two posts about how she secretly got married to her boyfriend Shalom– whose last name I can’t seem to find anywhere by the way. I don’t know if that means she didn’t get married or what.

My suspicion is that she was either contractually obligated to share the marriage on Shahs of Sunset or she got some sort of payout for a tabloid to share the inside scoop and had to delete her Instagram posts.

CLICK “CONTINUE READING” FOR MORE

lisa-eden

I cannot wait for the new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills episode tonight. Lisa Rinna is finally going to get confronted for gossiping about Kim Richards’ sobriety. At the end of the last episode, we all saw her awkward arrival and pretty much no one seemed happy to see her. Her frienemy Lisa Vanderpump confirms that sentiment, dishes on Erika Girardi’s tears that have been teased in the previews before the season even began, and discusses Eden Sassoon’s constant meddling.

Last season, a lot of people tried to bring down LVP, it look likes the queen is back on top. It might be because so many of the other ladies have really sunk so low, but either way Lisa Vanderpump is looking way better than she did last year on RHOBH.

CLICK “CONTINUE READING” FOR MORE

Carl and Jaclyn

Last night Kyle Cooke celebrated a birthday on Summer House, but all anyone could think about or talk about or not have sex with was Carl Radke. There’s something about Carl, apparently!

While the Wirkus’s are away, Carl’s roving eye will play. And it casts its spell on Jaclyn Shuman who is all too happy to oblige – to a point. Massages in the hot tub – check! Sexual innuendo – Check! Promises to share a room – Check! Willingness to share a bed… uncheck! Jaclyn is one of those girls who just needs attention. Like if there is a peen in the vicinity she is tracking it like the Chanel coat on a mannequin that will be headed for the sample sale post season.

After she throws herself at Carl all night, and invites him to share her room, Jaclyn directs Carl to the futon and turns out the light. She giggles that she knows what she’s doing, and also that it’s going to look sooooo bad to the rest of the house. So bright and early the next morning, she skuttles into the Wirkus twins room to reveal that Carl was snoring the blue balls away on her futon. Lauren Wirkus is still trying to play it cool-ish with Carl, but Ashley Wirkus has no such compunctions!

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE!

Screen Shot 2017-01-31 at 12.30.15 PM-min

To be honest, I’m a little thrown off by James Kennedy still being a cast member on Vanderpump Rules since he has been alienated by most of the cast. Still, he does have some really scandalous story lines this season and it all revolves around (allegations of) cheating on girlfriend Raquel Leviss, specifically with Gerelyn “GG” Gilbert and a waitress named Ellie. Now GG is seeking her fifteen minutes of fame speaking out about James and calling out the rest of the cast.

It’s hard for me to cope with the idea of anyone having sex with James, let alone making it public knowledge, but GG feels a need to set the (very obvious) record straight and shit on some Pump Rules cast members in the process.

CLICK “CONTINUE READING” FOR MORE!