Reality Tea

Tom Sandoval Regrets Yelling At Katie Maloney & Stassi Schroeder Over Jeremy Madix

Let’s be honest: Vanderpump Rules is the gift that keeps on giving. Don’t get me wrong, I love (almost) every single show on Bravo, but I don’t “like” them all equally. Some of them have been slacking with the recent seasons.

Vanderpump Rules has more going on in one episode than most Real Housewives shows do in an entire season. I’m looking at you, Beverly Hills Housewives. The story lines just keep on coming. So of course, Tom Sandoval was asked about 98484838737 different topics during his appearance on Watch What Happens Live last night. There was just so much to address from this season alone.

Shannon Beador Launches QVC Line In Philadelphia With Her Daughter & Tamra Judge Supporting Her- Photos

Season 13 of Real Housewives of Orange County is shaping up to be a come back season for Shannon Beador. She dropped dead weight (David Beador), lost some pounds, and now she is (finally) monetizing her Real Housewife status and becoming an entrepreneur.

Shannon just launched her own line of prepared foods at QVC which is exciting enough, but she continued to live her best life by turning the launch into a girls trip with her daughter Sophie and her RHOC costar Tamra Judge.

Brittany and Adam

Here’s what I was doing instead of writing a Vanderpump Rules recap: researching Captain Picard cookie cutters on the internet. But honestly, that might not be so far off-base. Any Star Trek TNG fans out there? Well, you should be – it would be super great if Captain Picard could beam down and save this mess from itself, because NO ONE interesting this season. Except James Kennedy, but that’s beside the point.

I’m supposed to be all bent out of shape and emotionally invested because Jax Taylor finally manned up enough to dump Brittany Cartwright. She reacted by storming out of their apartment amid a stream of twang-laced obscenities (which sounds like what happens when you mix Tang with beer from an aluminum can) and Jax reacted by stress-eating himself a piece of greasy leftover pizza then strolling down the hall to Tom and Katie’s.

Tom Schwartz Feels Sad

As a self-proclaimed reality TV connoisseur, I can’t help thinking that there are few thing more frustrating than a pivotal moment occurring away from the cameras. This means that we will (most likely) never have proof of what actually happened.

On Vanderpump Rules, Jax Taylor was convinced that exes Kristen Doute and James Kennedy hooked up during the cast trip to Mexico because some outdoor pillows were (allegedly) misplaced. The last eyewitness to James and Kristen’s late night hang out was an admittedly drunk one: Tom Schwartz.

Melissa Gorga’s Clothing Store Envy Sold Counterfeit Chanel Goods

Owning a clothing store has caused a lot of drama for Melissa Gorga. At first, she wasn’t getting support from her husband when she wanted to start her own business. She has competed with rival (and fellow boutique owner) Kim DePaola. She lost her business partner who ended up suing her.

Now the Real Housewives of New Jersey star has fessed up that her store Envy has been selling counterfeit Chanel products.

Lala confronts James

Unfortunately, Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent shared some sad news with her friends and fans: her beloved father has passed away.

Monday Night Links & Reality TV Schedule – April 23rd

The new Royal baby has arrived – dlisted

Which Avengers cast member was a total d-bag during press junket? – Celebitchy

Grumpy puppies that are too cute to be mad at –  Dog Time

Farrah Abraham stands up in her cousin’s wedding – Starcasm

Austin Powers star Verne Troyer has died – dlisted

Stassi Schroeder

When Faith Stowers revealed that she slept with Jax Taylor during the Vanderpump Rules Season 6 premiere episode, it seemed like she was making her play to move out of the background and secure some consistent screen time. That’s not what happened though. She just made her mark on the season and disappeared completely- i.e. going on an MTV show instead.

Sleeping with Jax while he was in a relationship wasn’t the only questionable thing Faith did though. Stassi Schroeder spilled a lot of tea in an recent interview.