Kim Kardashian: X Factor Judge, Botox Guru, And Suffering From Morning Sickness?

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Give me a break.  The X Factor needs to quietly into that good night.  Is anyone still watching?  If you are, will you still be watching if the Kardashians over take the show?  L.A. Reid has already thrown in the towel once this season draws to a close, and rumors abound that Britney Spears will be getting fired for causing viewers to fall asleep while she's talking.  It's clearly run its course.

Of course, Simon Cowell isn't willing to face facts.  Instead, he's trying to salvage the American version of the talent show with an influx of new judges.  Unfortunately for Simon, he's dipping into a pool of celebrities who won't likely take the bait.  Oh wait, he wants Kim Kardashian.  She'll do it…and she know a lot about music, right?

Sit back and relax.  Let's delve into the X Factor's latest drama and then segue into some additional Kim K. drama.  Is she preggers?  Has she pressured brother Rob to go under the knife?  These, my friends, are burning questions!


According to Celeb Dirty Laundry, Simon is trying really hard to keep the X Factor afloat.  In the wake of his Britney hiring mistake and L.A. calling it quits, the gossip mill is claiming that he's trying to get some big name judges to fill their spots.  I'm going to go out on a limb and say that two of the four people in the running may actually accept any given offers.  Care to guess of whom I'm speaking?

Word on the street is that Simon wants to enlist the likes of Katy Perry, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain….and Kim Kardashian?  One of these things is not like the other!  Given that two out of four of those ladies have legitimate music careers, I'm guessing they're going to be too busy to serve as judges.  As for the other two, one is pregnant (does she still even sing?) while the other is rumored to be pregnant and sings about as well as I do.  That's not saying much.  At least host Khloe would have a friend!

And speaking of siblings as friends, Kim is reaching out to her brother Rob, teaching him about the wonders of Botox. The Examiner is reporting that Rob has been feeling a little insecure about his looks of late.  Thankfully Kim has encouraged him to take special measures to maintain his youth.  A source says, “Rob was complaining about his face drooping and that he’s starting to look old. Kim told him to stop whining and put his money where his mouth is.”  Aww!  That's so sweet.

The insider continues, "She turned him on to her trusted plastic surgeon and convinced him to go for a Botox treatment. Rob was all for it and made an appointment right away.”  No word yet as to whether Rob actually used the injectables. 

The same site is also reporting that Kim's been visiting the doctor lately…because of a baby in her belly!  Lord help us all.  Following in the footsteps of Duchess Kate, Kim is rumored to be suffering from acute morning sickness.  Um?  Let's all cross our fingers that this isn't true.  Maybe the Mayans were right, but they just had the date wrong.


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