Bravo reunions are as much about the fashion as they are about the drama. And when it comes to The Valley, the cast definitely understood the assignment. Well, most of them. From bold color choices to confusing textures, this reunion brought everything: the good, the bad, and the ugly. Here’s our ranking of The Valley reunion looks, from the biggest misses to the most camera-ready slays.
11. Brittany Cartwright
Oh Brittany. I really wanted to root for you, but this look was giving “Big Bird at a corporate mixer,” not Bravo reunion. The spaghetti strap dress left me looking for the dancing girl emoji. The awkward length and rouching right down the middle just added to the confusion. Brittany Carwright’s style was underwhelming and just didn’t land. And though the color was flattering, the overall fit felt like an afterthought. This could’ve been a moment but instead, it was a missed opportunity.
10. Jesse Lally
What can I say about this guy? I actually liked his look because it was totally on brand for Jesse Lally. The father of one wore a fitted sports coat with loud floral pants. While I might not have chosen this, Jesse managed to pull it off effortlessly. However, compared to the other group members, Jesse ranked the lowest.
9. Michelle Saniei
Michelle Saniei delivered. The sandy bodycon dress hugged every curve, and the old-school hair crimp gave her an OG 2000s movie vibe. It was fun, flirty, and absolutely reunion-worthy. She looked like she was ready to drop a few truth bombs and take selfies between takes. It’s the most confident she’s looked in a long time, and it showed.
8. Kristen Doute
Kristen Doute has always been unpredictable with her fashion, but this reunion look felt like a mix of boho and chic. The structured top half mixed with the flowy bottom, and the fabric photographed well under the reunion lights. The earthy mama looked stunning in the color teal. She’s got the personality to pull off something daring and her glam was on point.
7. Zack Wickham
Zack Wickham clearly wanted to stand out. The look paid off, and I respect the effort. The patterned suit with the slicked-back hair felt like the perfect outfit for the ‘friend of.” This season, he has stepped up and really held his own narrative. He’s got the confidence, and this look was the perfect amount of flash and polish. But this look needed a little less flash and a lot more polish.
6. Jax Taylor
Jax Taylor was predictably bland for me. But I know people will appreciate his fashion. Jax in a blazer. Groundbreaking. Listen, he’s not reinventing the fashion wheel. But for a reunion where everyone else brought something, Jax’s look was just … fine. Not offensive, not exciting, just there. Safe to the point of snoozy. It was giving “Single Dad at dinner,” not “Bravo villain about to be grilled.”
5. Jason Caperna
I expected nothing less from Jason Caperna, who looked quietly sharp in his attire. Jason actually surprised me with this one. His classic suit was clean, well-fitted, and exactly what we want from a reunion look, understated but intentional. It wasn’t loud, but it worked. The all black look gave it some personality, and the overall vibe was mature, put-together, and low-key stylish. A solid showing from someone who is vying for the title of villain this year.
4. Danny Booko
The voice-over actor looked solid. Danny Booko has always been the best-dressed guy in The Valley. Honestly, I loved his boots the best. Danny chose perfect colors for his dinner jacket, too. The father just looked happy to be at the reunion, which is always a nice change of pace.
3. Nia Booko
The beauty queen was a goddess. Nia Booko understood the assignment. Her soft, neutral-toned dress fit her like a glove, and the styling was on point from head to toe. She looked polished, poised, and like she didn’t even break a sweat getting ready, even though she was about to pop. This isn’t a look that screams for attention; it earns it. If you’re going to keep it classic, this is how you do it.
2. Janet Caperna
Say what you want about Janet Caperna and trust, her castmates will, but she knows how to dress for the camera. Her sleek, asymmetrical, barely there brown dress was both elegant and edgy, and the no-shoulder detailing gave it that reunion-level drama. Paired with sharp glam and confident energy, this was a power move. She came to slay and maybe start a fight.
1. Jasmine Goode
There is no question that Jasmine Goode stole the show. The bright red, high cut slit dress was futuristic and fierce, and the dramatic silhouette made her look like she was ready to host the reunion, not just attend it. Add the smoky eye, high ponytail, and icy confidence? Perfection. This was a fashion moment, and Jasmine knew exactly what she was doing. Bow down.
The Valley is available to stream on Peacock and Hayu in the UK and Ireland.
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