Nikki Glaser kicked off the Golden Globes with a bang, instantly lighting up the room with her sharp, unforgettable jokes. The renowned comedian hosted the 2026 Golden Globes Award Event on January 11 and added a special touch with her iconic punchlines and witty humor. Glaser even joked about “jerking off” to Michael B. Jordan upon watching him in the 2025 horror film, “Sinners.”
Nikki Glaser jokes about masturbating to Michael B. Jordan at Golden Globes
Nikki Glaser’s energy is definitely unmatched, and the fact that she doesn’t shy away from bold comedy made the event more memorable. The stand-up comedian and actor hosted the 83rd Annual Golden Globes on January 11 at the Beverly Hilton. She cracked jokes about various celebrities, including Lenordo DiCaprio, Michael B. Jordan, Kevin Hart, Dwayne Johnson, and many more.
As she talked about Jordan, the 41-year-old said that when we discuss movies, there is no way one won’t be talking about “Sinners.” She added, “I mean, Sinners single-handedly saved Warner Bros. for about a month, but still. Michael B. Jordan is nominated for Best Actor, so good, and in Sinners, he played two brothers.”Glaser further added a remark that for her, it was unbelievable that she got to see two versions of the phenomenal actor on screen.
She then made a witty remark, saying, “When I saw that, I was like, ‘Nikki-be-jerkin’ because that was awesome.” Taking a small pause, she continued, “I’m sorry, Michael. Why did I make that joke? You are one of the greatest…I know your mom. I am so sorry. I should not have said that to you. That should have been a DM. My mistake. I love you, you’re amazing.” The 2025 horror film, “Sinners,” won two Golden Globe Awards in the category Best Cinematic and Box Office Achievement.
