Jimmy Kimmel took a playful swipe at Donald Trump‘s hand bruise with a “makeup kit” remark. For those unversed, during a signing ceremony on Thursday, January 22, reporters noticed a heavy bruise on the back of the U.S. President’s left hand. Kimmel couldn’t help but take a jab at Trump on his show, Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Jimmy Kimmel takes a dig at Donald Trump’s new hand bruise
Jimmy Kimmel took a jab at Donald Trump’s new hand bruise on his show. He remarked, “Donald Trump’s going to have to be very careful during court-ordered lovemaking tonight. Because Teddy Bruise-evelt, I don’t know, he may have left his makeup kit at home (via Daily Beast).”
Kimmel jokingly said, “Please welcome President Trump’s badly bruised right hand, everybody.” The video cuts to a recreation of the signing event Trump attended, with a voiceover by a voice actor who seems to be imitating the President.
The TV host remarked, “Hello, President’s hand.” The imitator replied, “Hello, America. It’s me in the flesh. The rotting, diseased flesh.” Kimmel exclaimed, “Yes, I noticed the huge black and blue you have on your hand.”
When the imitator asked whether he could see it, Kimmel replied affirmatively. The imitator then declared, “Hold on. Let me apply some subtle foundation.” He proceeded to spray some cheesy yellow sauce, disguised as foundation, on his bruised hand, as the studio audience erupted in laughter.
“I just shellac this stuff on here,” he said as he used a makeup brush to spread the cheesy liquid on his hand. The person further shared, “That’s an old-fashioned word, but we love to say, don’t we folks?” Kimmel responded, “We do love to say it. Yes. Okay. So, you just put Cheese Whiz on your hand, huh?” The imitator replied, “Yeah,” and added, “And then they powder me like a donut. S*xiest hand alive.”
Kimmel replied sarcastically, “It looks great. You look great. By the way, can the President hear us right now?” The impersonator replied, “No, he’s in an extremely important meeting that requires deep concentration and laser focus.” The talk show host did not spare the President or his governance in his sharp, scathing sketch, which left the studio audience in stitches.
Originally reported by Anwaya Mane on Mandatory.
