In anticipation of the April 15 return of Vanderpump Villa, Hulu released a Season 3 trailer just this morning.
“I thought long and hard,” namesake Lisa Vanderpump voiceovers. “Where did I want to spend the summer? Like, straight out of Bridgerton.”
“So I spoke to the most important man in my life,” she continues, insinuating that the “most important man” is one of her dogs. “We decided … [dramatic pause], England!”
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“Whilst my staff isn’t quite ready for the royal family,” she adds, “I did invite royalty of another kind.”
Apparently, Stassi Schroeder and her family are returning for another season, even though Season 2 of Pump Villa sent them to therapy. She, her husband Beau Clark watch with their two kids as a black sedan pulls up.
“Who is that? Who is that?” everyone wonders. Among the guests coming to stay with Lisa and her staff this season are stars from Love Island, Bachelor Nation, The Challenge, Love Overboard and British series Made in Chelsea.
“These people are superstars,” a staff member says.
In the meantime, Stassi decides, “This place is like the White Lotus of reality stars.”
“Everyone is so hot,” someone else says in voiceover. “So much sexual energy.”
“We’re not together. I understand that,” Marciano Brunette says. “But I’m sick of this horny Hannah [Fouch].” Oh, he was all over The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives ladies last season, but now he’s jealous? But wait, weren’t they both fired?
“It just sucks, dude,” Marciano confides in Stassi. “I will do anything for her.”
At that moment, co-worker Hagen Bach calls from across the yard, “Marciano, are you fake crying?”
“Hannah is so exhausting,” Hagen says in his own confessional.
Meanwhile, Hannah objects to being called a “30-year-old drunk.”
“I’m not going to be sucked into her crazy,” Gabriella Sanon vows.
“I’m not quite sure that England’s prepared for this,” Lisa says in voiceover.
After sharing a montage of the Season 3 craziness, Lisa sighs, “Keep calm and carry on.”
Vanderpump Villa Season 3 premieres April 15 on Hulu.
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